Sasquatch Ontario’s Mike Patterson Threatens Dr Matthew A Johnson
Editor's Note: In recent months, Sasquatch Ontario (Mike Patterson) has released questionable evidence of Bigfoot singing, and weaving. He's been called out several times for not providing proof of authenticity.
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.Last night, I received the following Facebook Private Message (PM) from Mike Patterson after I announced the TS-USA’s “FUNd Raising” Bigfoot Expeditions near the Oregon Caves (Six options from May through October):
MIKE PATTERSON: I do hope the IRS is aware of your second income.
DR MATTHEW A JOHNSON:
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if you can sift through copious amounts
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Gotta wear my sunglasses now, them green boxes ALL up in my way
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ReplyDeleteMatt & BOBO bigfoot guru
DeleteDr. Boobs is a weirdo! he like the costume people running around on the property more than his own kids.
DeleteThis is too funny! Two crazy ass bigfooters arguing about sicking the government on each other.
ReplyDeleteAs if the government would give a rat's arse about bigfoot hoaxing. Not gonna get much attention with " hey, someone is lying about bigfoot!"
You getting verified Don?
DeleteDon't you know, it is the government doing some of the Hoaxing!
DeleteThere's also a lot of money hoaxing a hoax... Eh, Greg Long?
DeletePeace.
Hey! Don must have complained!
DeleteNo, I didn't complain. I have no idea how I got the verified. Maybe anyone who uses an avatar and is not anon gets one.
DeleteOr maybe Ginger is just lookin out for me.
Thanks G :)
It would make a change from giving you warnings all the time I guess.
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I've never got a warning from Ginger here.
DeleteBFF....now, that's a different story.
Shouldn't have his ID stolen??
DeleteYet you have no problem saying he should be lined up against a wall and executed??
Yet another indicator of being hypocritical.
I'm sure Don has a sense of humour to what angle I was coming from.
DeleteSome people don't like black humour, I know Don didn't take too much offense though.
Look at your avatar and ask 'what happened?'
That's not black humor.
DeleteAnd I was offended by it, regardless of Don's feelings.
Oops!
DeleteSplain yourself Lucy ?
DeleteMMC
During one of his meltdowns, MMC, he gave specific instructions on how Don and all skeptics should be lined against a wall and shot in the head. He also used the moment to give the same sentiment toward people that don't believe in intelligent extra terrestrial beings.
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DeleteWales, you?
DeleteSE London. BTW...you can watch Bigfoot Bounty on the internet. There never going to show it here.
DeleteI used to go drinking in East Dulwich? You been to Swansea area?
DeleteMan, thanks for that... I'll try and check it out. I'm a little frightened to watch it for fear of cringing. I hear it's good though and I like Merchant.
I'm near Dulwich. No never been to Wales.
DeleteIt is cringing...two fat guy's who a partially deaf old woman lost in the wood's could hear coming a mile off...Merchant and his weirdo g/f...married couple who argue 24/7 and two chick's who cry most of the time... I like Stacey and his rude friend.
My fears confirmed.
DeleteStacy and Merchant always worth a watch though.
I see your accepting other people's point of view without even watching the program for yourself.
DeleteReal critical thinker you are.
Some random guy on the Internet says RUSH SUCKS, so by your view point, I guess rush does suck.
Meltdown ^
DeleteI don't think you know what that word means.
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DeleteH,that's not Merchants girl friend. It's some girl from a ghost tracking team who happens to have the same name.
DeleteDon I thought you loved the trolls?
DeletePretty sheepish today my friend?
Thought you only came here to cheer on little Frankie, the fake Joe?
MMG
Son!
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You either talk about Don, the JREF, or incite some other hate speech.
You were raised better than that!
Now go back to reading your Paul Krugman articles.
Anon 3.31. I know it's not his g/f but the way she whines at him..."i wonna set a trap..." annoying as hell...is Merchant gay?
DeleteJoe, i'm guessing here but there are no Bigfoots' in Wales. So why are you so pro-Bigfoot?
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Good idea, Shawn.
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I remember a like feature here before. You could "like" your own comments as much as you wanted. It didn't last very long.
DeleteWasn't there a long rambling blog post about how Dr. Matthew A. Johnson, one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world, wasn't going to take people to his "habituation" area because they snore and smoke?
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Money money money moneyyy
Everybody's got a price
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'Cause the Million Dollar Man
Always gets his way
Some might cost a little
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDWPvhiPWg
Here's a cool video with crappy music.
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I suggest muting that video and playing this one in a different tab:
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Deletejust wait until the day, someone brings in a real dead big foot. Several well known Bigfooters will probably commit suicide! some of the others will claim, that it's Their big foot, and it was stolen by the guy that brought the body in. Still others will scream FAKE! HOAX! and demand all sorts of tests to be done! Then when the tests come back, they will be disputed. If/when a real dead Big foot is brought in, all hell will break loose!
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MIKE PATTERSON IS THE MOST CREDIBLE PERSON IN BIGFOOT TODAY.
ReplyDeleteI think everyone can't wait to watch this guy's videos... What ever their opinion.
DeletePeace.
I cant wait to pee in your face Joe
Deletethinking Matt Moneymaker got the most cred on bigfoots
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DeleteThis is the proper way to respond to Mike Patterson:
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could bez GRAYs saying the GRAYs find U, U dont find them.
DeleteMatthew A Johnson is a moron. A hoaxer, too. I love see people give him hell. Where's proof of a PhD to justify calling himself a doctor.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Matthew is a hoaxer just like other guy from Canada, kinda funny if you think about it, the way they are fighting and calling each other out. Two hoaxers trying to out do the other...
DeleteMatt Johnson and Jones are both hoaxers
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Here seems that there is no more joe but is displayed only an unverified one?
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My internet is down from when you taggef my account, WHAT THE HECK HAVE YOU DONE?!?
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DeleteI come in from researching up and down Hoek's canyon just to find the most important analysis of evidence whited out all over my internet.
DeleteDear Matthew Johnson, you sir are a hoaxer yourself and yes you must report all income period. Yes Mike is another hoaxer, but I have to admit that he is not as clever as you are, he doesn't use peanut butter and dog bowls or recordings of owls either. It is a shame that you will not come onto the Squatchers Lounge podcast and let them question you about your so called cloaking peanut butter loving Squatch family and the lack of any real evidence. I know the videos that we tested with a special program which detects lies, has found many possible lies. Sure would like to set up a lie detector test for you and have the results made public. We already know what the findings would be, but it would still give you a chance to prove us wrong.
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ReplyDeleteFetish?
DeleteEditor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most crapulent people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" turd encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves.
ReplyDeleteYa gotta say this about Dr J
ReplyDeleteHe could slam dunk like nobody's business.
Now Dr Johnson has taken different people to his areas. He has allowed other researchers to check his situation on the habituation. Whether or not those people are worth anything, I don't know. Paterson however hides behind his stupid inhale voice and orb pictures.
Dr Creepy seems a little butt hurt.
ReplyDeleteMike Patterson - aka the former voice of Fozzie the Bear.
ReplyDeleteSince the good Doctor is so generous with taking persons to SOHA, here is one possible location that matches up with the pictures that he published for all the world to see. Feel free to invite yourself as I am sure that the good Doctor will welcome new authenticators, with open arms.
ReplyDeleteN 42.2319 degrees, W 123.5996 degrees
Thanks for the coordinates.
DeleteJohnson is an idiot, and so is his buddy Alex Midnightshittalker.
ReplyDeleteDoes Matthew Johnson ever share the findings of his DNA and finger print "evidence"?
ReplyDeletePatterson isn't selling anything though. Johnson is looking to make money. Who's the fraud? Patterson is allowed to have his own channel as provide what he's doing, it's not illegal. Hard to believe Johnson was a Dr. because this guy is as dumb as a bag of hammers.
ReplyDeleteI'm still eagerly awaiting proof of Johnson's claim to having a PhD
ReplyDeleteWhat? He wrote a book or something.
DeleteAnyone can write a book. Give me a break.
DeleteWhat's your book titled? Should be My Trouble Understanding Sarcasm.
DeleteWhat's sarcasm?
DeleteEditor's Note:In recent months, Sasquatch Ontario (Mike Patterson) has released ejaculation on Bigfoot while singing, and weaving. He's been called out several times for not providing proof of semen.
ReplyDeleteEditor’s Note:Dr. Matthew Ahole. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Retard world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Erection for his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing erection, he went to the public and described one of the most intense erections ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Man love for Squatches USA.
Last night, I received a Private Massage from Mike Patterson after I announced the TS-USA’s “FUNd Rising” masturbation Expeditions near the Oregon Caves (Sex options from May through October):
MIKE PATTERSON:I do hope the masturbators are aware of your anal sex!
DR MATTHEW A JOHNSON:You’re a desperate masturbater. Why don’t you have others cum in your anus to verify it like I’ve done with SOMA? Oh wait, I know, it’s because you’re committing Adultery. Hmmmmmmm, I just came??? Go away while you still can before the masturbators intestines are damaged by your semen!
Really? How mature are you, Anonymous @ 1:02.?
DeleteClearly you have problems far beyond that of Mr. Johnson or Mr. Patterson. Seriously, you need help.