Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Would You Believe Me If I Told You Bigfoot Weaved This?


Do Bigfoots weave? According to YouTube user Sasquatch Ontario they do and if you thought Ketchum's Bigfoot horse braiding stories were weird,  here's actual proof that Bigfoot or "apes" can weave -- that's if you believe these people are the real deal:


After six months investigations into an area of significant sasquatch activity, trust has built to a level enabling very close approaches. To date we've had two daytime visuals since investigations started in late september 2012. One with the owner and myself, the other with the owner's wife who managed to photograph the large male through the kitchen window at about 150ft on february 9th 2013.

Their incredible stealth allows them to consistently approach the cottage leaving prints and other sign of their presence.

We don't push matters trying to capture their image with trail cams or hidden cameras at this time. We've learned it's detrimental to gaining their trust. They seem to know all that we do. We've learned through audio that they are consistently aware of each and every position that 3 separate recorders are placed. Their awareness is extreme. They're now on us within minutes of arrival placing items and gifts while we're indoors.

Trackways have given incredible insight into their abilities, information that is sacred to those who gain their trust. This is an opportunity for long term habituation, an opportunity to gain insight into their world. In the time spent to date, we've learned that we're NOT dealing with apes. Apes don't weave or consistently leave gifts. This is an opportunity to pursue insight into the world of a species that holds strange characteristics and awareness that enables them to avoid our detection to present day.

Others who've gained the trust of the primal people know this situation to be fact and truth. Habituation with the primal people is real. There is no fast road to this. It takes patience and understanding. An incredible and thrilling adventure for any who can gain their trust. Treat them with respect and the rewards will far surpass any effort you put out. Treat them as though they're animals and you'll likely gain nothing. There's a reason they're still a myth.

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    1. Congrats on your firsting. Though do it with conviction next time.

      JW

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    2. And the meek shall inherit the first.

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    3. You don't ask First. You Proclaim it. First by default Motherfuckers.

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    4. WTF happened to Rushforlife? Did he get a life or something? I kinda miss that feller.

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    5. Who will think of the children?

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    6. all you guys and your fisting, enough already!

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    7. Totally impressed! Dang! We live through you! Hey Anon 6:38 - I didn't understand either, but I've been informed that firsting is a sport of men and kings! Cheers and God speed to the firster!!!!!! Al hail the firster!

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    8. They really are clever, you know.

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    9. 6:38 has never firsted. Keep trying lil buddy.

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    10. Rushforlife ran for his life.

      ;)

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    11. Not for nothing but the supposed gift in your picture above looks laquered. So we're to believe that bigfoot didn't just make this thing but he also water proofed it? Nope!!

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    12. he gave it a coat of squatch shelac........don't ask.

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    13. This is the guy who ran for HIS life of Bigfoot Forums when other members slaughtered him for his claims. They disproved and disproved over and over yet he still claimed "you can't know cuz you weren't there".............same shit here. Brother! Love how the "trackway" is right next to TIRE TRACKS. Maybe this guy can become the male version of Ke-ke-ketchum.

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    14. left my kid out on the back deck for squatch one night. he left me a couple woven doo hickeys in exchange. use 'em for key chains now. i won on that deal.

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    15. squatch brought my kid back a few nights latter. saw him out there on the deck while i was making coffee in the morning. now i have to call paulides back and tell him to never mind. can't win these days. i'm going try to keep the key chains though.

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    1. I knew it! This shows clear evidence that Bigfoots live in a matriarchal society. My thesis was right! This is why they don't build nuclear weapons and club baby seals, because the womyn are in charge! I got an F on my thesis Bigfoot - Study of The Moonflower Matriarchs, a Natural Way of Life, but in light of this new evidence I think I can get it regraded! I am so excited!

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    2. Quit talking about your feces whoop i mean thesis. you can't blame me for the mistake because they are both shit

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  3. Enoch was here. Love, Enoch xxx

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  4. Did Rick Dyer really shoot a bigfoot? Does the photo going around show a well made prop?
    Do bigfoots weave? Who cares at this point!

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  5. LMAO!!! What a bunch of hogwash, this is a hoax done by the person who made the video.

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  7. I love the final sentence: "There's a reason still a myth."--- Yep! Maybe it's because they're mythical......

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    1. Your moms final sentence was "spit in my mouth" last night

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    2. ^ You're mom was just mumbling something about how much of a disappointment you were to her. (Her mouth was really full at the time.....)

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    3. You can't come up with a valid arguement supporting bigfoots existence so instead u insult peoples mothers when they call them mythical. Pathetic. And now these giant apes can knit sweaters? WAKE UP IDIOTS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIGFOOTS!!!! Where's your proof, dolts??

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    4. I love the work "dolt" especially when it applies so well

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    5. It's the "Wake Up" faggot again. Tells us not to insult but calls us Idiots? What a Wanker!

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    6. Anon 5:56 and anon 6:00 are the same Turd. Stop pretending to be someone else. If you can't find support - and I've told this before--maybe your view is whacked!

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    7. Anon 6:11 believes in giant apes!!!! Dolt

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    8. I'm Anon6:00 and I assure you I'm a different turd than 5:56

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    9. ^ do we need to remind you again???

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    10. They are a type of god-fearing people.

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    11. I respect and celebrate your life choices and I will fight for inclusion and positive representation of your community in culture and media.

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  8. First of all, weaved twigs are not evidence unless there are like footprints everywhere or something. Secondly, HUMANS ARE APES!

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    1. Humans are not apes. Humans are primates, as are apes. SMH...

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    2. There were tracks everywhere. Next time watch the video.

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    3. Humans are apes? Seriously? Now, I know you're intellectual academia has taught you this, and I truly respect your opinion; however, I think (in your heart of hearts) that you know this is not true. Add this to your academic repertoire: All flesh is not the same flesh: but there is one kind of flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, and another of birds (1 Corinthians 15:39, KJV Bible).

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    4. Very sorry - "you're intellectual" was meant to be "your intellectual".

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    5. ^can this guy be banned?^

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    6. homo sapien; the last ape standing. ape may be a bit of a pejorative term but it fits. and stop saying you "respect" everybodys opinion, it just rings of smarmy excess.......that's the grave blunder of the "abrahamics", they think their flesh is different. it isn't.

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    7. I can't stop my sincere approach toward all men. Yes, I think human flesh is different that animal flesh. Do you think that is wrong?

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    8. Ignore them Michael. The fools are victims, but they are also victims of their own ignorance. The shaping of their perception has been hundreds if not thousands of years in the making. The French Revolution, The Age of Reason, Darwin - all part of thousands of little steps to sever mankind from the divine and erase all knowledge and memory of it. This has been the game. Soon we will fall ever more in love with materialism until we are convinced we can achieve immortality by linking our minds with the computer and having a chip implanted in our brains. That's endgame. The soul harvest. And these fools mock you. There is nothing easier than to become aware of your own soul, nothing!

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    9. mr. shank, you're another version of cyndi (another poster). yes, i think you're wrong. your book is wrong, your church is wrong, your approach is wrong, but hey you put it out there though didn't you. by the way the greeks were better story tellers than the hebrews. stories nothing but stories.

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    10. Don't bring me into this. I respect all religions and cultures. Except Christianity, that's run by the White Male Patriarchy.

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    11. Another blind fool that thinks his limited senses can interpret the entire universe. Imagine, for a moment, fool, that you had the additional sense of a shark, and could sense eletromagnetic fields. Do you realize that your change the way you see the entire world? The world would literally be a different place to you. And that's only ONE additional avenue of stimuli. What is out there, fool, is far beyond your muddy little dreams.

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    12. Mr. Shank, I actually am also Catholic. But I do think that we should be classified as apes. In my opinion, the only difference that Homo sapiens have is a soul.

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    13. gman has little black helicopters flying out of his nose.

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    14. Weaved twigs are irrefutable.

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  9. Dear God! Does that weaved bunch of sticks have a coat of finish on it? These primal people are ahead of their time!

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    1. I put a finishing coat of baby gravy on your moms boobs last night

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    2. If you watch the video the guy put it on after they gave it to him.

      The fuckin Sasquatch didn't put lacquer on it, use your fuckin brain.

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    3. LOOLL I was kidding!! Prokill where is your sense of humour!

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  10. You guys are being hoaxed. Use common sense. Use your head, not your heart in this matter.

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    1. ^ name one person who said they believed this story?

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    2. Referring to the researchers in the video...

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    3. No hoax here. That's a Sasquatch shaman prayer ring. By using that, the Squatch Shaman can focus his psionic power to an incredible degree, that's what happened to Lindsay on Mars, it's what turned him from a good operative into the monster he is now.

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  11. Not knowing all the facts, and without any real proof, I have to say these are definitely made by a squatch

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  12. What the hell! Those hairy bastards ought to be leaving me baskets! Freeloaders.

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    1. how DARE you...

      How's it feel little brosef to have that taterhole kid from ontario steal your avatar?

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  13. I live just outside of Packwood Washington, which is near Mt. Ranier National Park. A few weeks ago, I heard some noise out in my garage in the middle of the night. It must have been about 1:45 in the morning. I went out there to see what was going on. I thought it might be a racoon that somehow got into my garage. When I flipped the light on, I was shocked to see a bigfoot standing all the way on the other side of the garage at my wood lathe turning a piece of wood. I'm not kidding. When it saw me, it grabbed the stick from the lathe and screeched at me from across the garage in a volume that was so loud I couldn't believe it. It ran right past me, pushing me back with one hand as it ran out the door. I was in shock for days, still am.

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    1. Contact the BFRO. We're too busy trolling here.

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    2. ^ it was your hairy ass girlfriend with floppy boobs fashioning a bat to beat you with- dipshit!

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    3. so.....you're saying he doesn't like your woodworking?

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    4. So, not only does bigfoot weave, but he also does woodworking. Cool.

      Bigfoot must be some type of human.

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  14. Hoax alert. Saw one of their videos on youtube a while back, a bit too contrived. also they were only allowing 'approved' comments on their youtube video, also overly vigilant in their replies. Many of the comments seemed like they were maybe made by shills.

    So, before you go sending out your credit card number to sasquatch ontario...

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    1. I already sent my number- I can't wait to see what I get

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    2. I'll just send them my other credit card #, and my Social Security #. I bet I get something then

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    3. ^ it's the "get nothing" Dickwad again.

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    4. There are many of us and we pwn.

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    5. No it's just you idiot because you use the same words and phrases. Multiple times a day you say the same shit. Maybe you need to get a life or a new hobby!

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    6. You get nothing guy stand in.Wednesday, April 17, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM PDT

      Hey Anon 7:40, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing,

      Get used to it and like it.

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    7. I sent them some Bitcoin.

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  15. ^ Nutcase that made the video...

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    1. ^What happened to the comment I was responding to? I forgot what it said, but I'm sureemy response is funny..lol...

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    2. Seems like all habitutator are. Maybe they're getting the brain worm from the squatches

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  16. (clive squashy)

    They write poems too !

    Found this written in yellow on a snow bank near Mt. Ranier a few years back.

    "I'm a cranky ol squatch

    and I live upon the ice.

    ...But throw me a fish

    and I'll act very nice."

    - bomp bomp -



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    1. i used to bang this squatch chick poet named wind sprout. she stank and her poetry sucked.

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    2. Hey Darling, What's in the Basket?Wednesday, April 17, 2013 at 8:58:00 PM PDT

      I found a series of stick structures in the woods, which after some study, I found to be a poem in kanji. It went as follows:

      There was a habituator from Nantucket,
      .......

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  17. It were me. All bigfoot stuff is me. I do it all. I am super hoaxer.

    BH

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  18. Looking at the superior quality of this weave, it was more than likely made by a "Special" Squatch.

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  19. Not Shure if this is the place to ask but if I shot a sasqwatch or Bigfoot quartered it, bagged it and put it in a couple freezers who should I be contacting ? And is there really people who will pay money for this and if there is than how would u go about shipping it across country from say Canada to USA if your purchaser is out of country?

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    1. Ship it in a crate full of Blueberry Bagels. It will help preserve the corpse.

      Send to: U L Get NO
      Thing and Like, It
      UNITED STATES

      Attn: Matilda


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    2. ^Same "like it" dude who thinks others are laughing with him but are actually laughing at him!

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    3. If you shot a couple of weird looking bears and you need a team to help perpetuate your hoax, you're probably in the right place.

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    4. You should email that darkwing duck dude.

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    5. Sorry if I bothered anyone, but we live in the middle of the boreal forest in canada. There is no major city for 1800km east of us and nothing for 1000 km west of us. Make a long story short we got in contact with a couple guys and were able to use Face Time on are new phone we got and they are flying up this Saturday or Sunday at the latest, wich we couldn't believe so everyone have a good day.

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  20. "We don't push matters trying to capture their image with trail cams or hidden cameras at this time."

    Please sign the hang a hoaxer petition;

    ______________________

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    1. ^NRA supports this and bagging a hoaxer.

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  21. Basket gifting in response to gifting basket. Seems like the old' squatch is socially awkward.

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  22. Why don't you take a sack of peanuts out and a couple rocks, sit down and clack the rocks together and eat some nuts and then leave some behind. Do it the same time each day, in an area you know the Sasquatches frequent. I bet in time, you will have some sightings.

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    1. Why do it at the same time each day? Do they have clocks?

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  23. IT'S MIND BOGGLING HOW MANY IDIOTS COMMENT ON THESE POSTS... IF YOU DON'T LIKE A VIDEO OR THINK IT'S FAKE ...WELL, DON'T WATCH IT OR COMMENT...PLEASE GO DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE LIKE KILL YOURSELF !!!

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    1. Rage caps man. You got to chill out man, stop taking it so personally. Calm blue ocean man, cerulean blue man, cerulean blue....

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    2. Yeah if you think the video is fake then don't watch it and don't comment! Let us keep on hoaxin without anyone trying to bust us! IDIOTS!

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  25. Excellent, more habituating please.

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  26. Greetings and salutations,i invite you all to suck my blood engorged penis

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    1. You have been turned in for unapproperate comments, So engourge yourself on that.! Choke, Choke, Gag. ! ! !LMAO

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  27. Anon, You are a F`n, RETARD.! Go weave yourself & your " OTHER PERSONIALITIES " ! ! ! A Box to be put under ground more then 6 feet, As your STINK would be too BAD at just that depth.! Get a pic, get a life, Your only goal was to let everyone know you, Like so many SCAMMERS have a PAY DAY LOAN SITE. Good for you, go there & give yourself a loan of a frontal cortext. Please you TARD.!The only reason I'm using Anon, Is because I will not let you post your BS on my Goggle Page. With your retarded BS.!!!

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    1. That is actually an internet bot and not a human at all.

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  28. Who here has seen a Bigfoot? ..... Oh, nobody... Thought so

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  29. Mike put lacquer on them to preserve them. You people are really really stupid, must be Americans ....

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