Ontario Audio Breakdown: Are These Sounds Really From Bigfoot?
YouTube user Sasquatch Ontario recently uploaded some very compelling audio of alleged Sasquatch communication captured on a private property in Canada. The audio clips contained several minutes of "Samurai Chatter", a type of vocalization some experts interpret as language. The extremely rare audio was recorded May 3, 2013 after several months of interaction.
In this breakdown video, Bigfoot enthusiast David Batdorf shared some interesting clues about the authenticity of the Ontario sounds. During his analysis, David noticed several sounds that were used multiple times. He alleges that each instance of the same sound appeared to be modified in either volume, or pitch/time. "The footfalls appear to be percussive, like a hiking/work boot... and at one point, you hear a guitar fall or being stuck by an object. I feel the audio has been tampered with," he explains.
Here's his analysis of the audio:
"This is my take on the Ontario Sounds, as they were presented. Aside from my enthusiasm for Sasquatch-related topics, I also play, write and record music... so, audio is my favorite medium. There are some interesting points to consider, when it comes to authenticating audio... the most important of which, is the fact that you can literally SEE what has been done to the waveforms, if you know what you're looking for. This video is meant to share my opinion and nobody should consider me an expert... just look, listen and make up your own mind." - David Batdorf
Here's the original recording from Sasquatch Ontario:
First again!
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DeleteI'm sorry I can't get past that hilarious burp! Fake!!
DeleteI get up to grab a beer and miss my opportunity.
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DeleteAfter a full listen all I can say to Squach Ontario is "Lucy you have some 'splainin to do!".
ReplyDeleteThat print is hilarious looking with the double finger smears.
ReplyDeletePaul Freeman allegedly did something similar with his footprint discoveries.
DeleteBut I feel the Freeman footage is legit, go figure.
Sound like really bad bowel movement noises.
Deleteyep could be
Deleteor it could be another Squatch with one of those oversized kidney stones trying to pass it
and he is banging his junk against the tree and shitting himself in the process
or it could be 2 drunk squatches that got into the shine jug and are having mad drunk sex
but compelling sounds for sure
listen to this shorter version:
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DeleteI like fried spam in a tortilla
Deleteand now there is more nothing. and you like it.
DeleteThese Ontario "habituators" are looking to attract the Finding Bigfoot crew. They wanna make a quick buck, that's all.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, this is my third comment on this post. But these hoaxers really bug me.
Hes very good
DeleteAt making squatch vocals
Even burpps
Idiots
Actually- he doesn't. I know him personally. The LAST thing he wants is that stupid crew of nerds in the woods.
Delete...but the SAS like trolls...specially web trolls, they make great snacks. They sneak up on you at night in the woods, be careful out there....very careful...
Snack on deez nutz
DeleteThe last thing YouTube hoaxers like Timbergiantbigfoot and The Squatchmaster want is anybody coming around with real Bigfoot smarts. They are ONLY searching for YouTube subscribers and views, no any unknown animal lurking in the woods. The dumber and further away their idiot minions are, the better.
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ReplyDeleteThis guy is pretty good! Confirmed hoax as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteYou Sir are a genius. You should try this with the Sierra Sounds. This is how real debunking is done. Fuckin bravo dude, bravo. I will watch this again when I get home from work.
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DeleteExcellent breakdown.
ReplyDeleteThe belch is the most amazing thing about this audio, bigfoot or not.
A lot of you seem to be so fixated on finding this monkey man that you are ignoring the real questions that we should be asking and looking for answers for:
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to mulder on the fateful night?
And
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DeleteMunns was, but the women objected to having their tits filmed.
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DeleteImpressive belch at 8:35. Overall impression? These are Muppet sounds.
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ReplyDeleteIn reviewing David Batsdorf’s review, I noticed some odd things that jumped right out at me.
ReplyDelete1. David inadvertently proved that the Ontario sounds were authentic, because we can notice in them that the timing flows seamlessly throughout all of the recordings. On the other hand, his verbal review does not flow seamlessly at all because he in essence, hoaxed his own review by cutting it up to insert words and take out pauses. David is quick to criticize authentic recordings but even though he is an expert, he cannot duplicate authentic timing and smoothly flowing background noise in his own diatribe. Thank you David, for proving your that your review is without merit.
2. David attempts to convince the inexperienced viewer, that our ears are a better differentiator than computer waveforms. This is blatantly FALSE. The computer waveform describes the fingerprint of the vocalization, that we can accurately use to compare to a similar sounding vocalization, and immediately see that they are in fact different vocalizations. David is attempting to cast doubt by making the false claim that our ears are the better judge. David should know better than that.
3. David attempts to cast doubt by noticing a repetition of similar sounding vocalizations. Although the Sasquatch have supernatural abilities, they can get punch drunk when it comes to making sounds that they know humans can hear, because they do not often get to have that kind of fun without getting shot at by some gun toting morons.
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DeleteThanks for clarifying. Excellent points.
DeleteOh. Dear. Gawwwwwwd. You are completely clueless.
Deleteyes and all of this is absolutely meaningless, when you take into account that every single "sasquatch" vocalization heard, is well within human vocal capabilities. Look at all the waveforms you want, it's still a fuckin guy in the woods pretending to make Bigfoot noises.
DeleteSeems like a lot of work, technology and brain-power to come to the obvious conclusion that bigfoot is bullshit.
ReplyDeleteIf this is fake, then these people are either complete frauds or were fooled by the property owner.
ReplyDeleteIm not sure that this examination of the sound is taking into account that the context of these sounds was given but no real information like who was all there and where this recording device was in relation to the house/woods
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DeleteNice. ^^
DeleteDavid is not an expert and states that very clearly.
ReplyDeleteI have to come clean............ These sounds were really made by my asshole............
ReplyDeletelike others have been saying all along, Sasquatch Ontario (Mike Patterson and Mike Smith) are hoaxers. This proves it.
ReplyDeleteTo Anonymous above: You are the 69th poster. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteBetter than being the 69th hoaxer like Smith and Patterson.
DeleteThese boys have now been busted and hopefully that's the end of all this B.S.
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Take a look at the hand print in the video. The fingers, particularly the index, look like two finger swipes together to give the impression of one large finger. Further, the nails are attached to the fingertips in the handprint. Fingernails grow on the top of the fingers. Placing your hand on a flat surface, even if one had long nails, they would not appear attacked to the fingertips in a print. There would be a space between the fingertip and the nail. This holds true for animals as well. Take a look at a bear print, for examply. The only way a nail/claw would appear attached directlty to the digit in a print on a flat surface is if it was grow on the underside of the fingertip!
ReplyDeleteWhen I questioned this on the Youtube video, the filmmaker claimed that squatch have dermal ridges running down the centre of their fingers (!) which accounts for the appearance of the fingers and he failed to address my question regarding the nails. He also seemed quite defensive to what were my legitimate and even-handed questions.
In summation: BULLSHIT.
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