Mass Bigfoot Sightings

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From Real Eyes TV on youtube, mass bigfoot sightings being reported by the local residents in Yukon.

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  1. AnonymousMonday, January 13, 2020 at 12:07:00 PM PST

    Bigfoot are organizing in large numbers to abolish one third of mankind. This is not just happening in the Yukon but also Tennessee, West Virginia, Missouri, Texas, California and Maryland. Pleae folks start collecting supplies; food, water, medicine, weapons and ammo, crossbows, longbows, compound bows and bolts and broadheads. Reinforce your house or build a bunker. You have until July 4 2020 before the war begins.

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  2. AnonymousMonday, January 13, 2020 at 12:10:00 PM PST

    Remember NOT to fart if you are hiding from a BF or DM, they have excellent hearing and olfactory senses. They will find you if you even let out a mouse fart.

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  3. AnonymousMonday, January 13, 2020 at 12:21:00 PM PST

    Pukwudgies are set to launch an attack on the capital building. Zorg the alien revealed during a press conference Sunday.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, January 13, 2020 at 12:47:00 PM PST

    BF ARE HOSTILE. TAKE ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS. THEY ARE CANNIBALISTIC MFers

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  5. AnonymousMonday, January 13, 2020 at 12:52:00 PM PST

    It It with a heavy heart that I announce that PS was killed by a pack of wild dogs late last night. Preliminary tests show he was killed by an unknown canine.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, January 13, 2020 at 1:37:00 PM PST

      ^ the imaginary "canine" is based on the looks of JokeTomi`s ugly doglike mommy.

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, January 14, 2020 at 4:08:00 PM PST

    BIGFOOT ARE GATHERING ENMASS. REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM TEXAS, FLORIDA,UTAH, :AND SOUTH CAROLINA...RESIDENTS ARE WARNED TO LOCK ALL DOORS AND BARRICADE. IF YOU HAVE FIREARMS SAVE BULLETS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOURSELF IF YOU ARE OVERUN.

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