Bigfoot are organizing in large numbers to abolish one third of mankind. This is not just happening in the Yukon but also Tennessee, West Virginia, Missouri, Texas, California and Maryland. Pleae folks start collecting supplies; food, water, medicine, weapons and ammo, crossbows, longbows, compound bows and bolts and broadheads. Reinforce your house or build a bunker. You have until July 4 2020 before the war begins.
Remember NOT to fart if you are hiding from a BF or DM, they have excellent hearing and olfactory senses. They will find you if you even let out a mouse fart.
It It with a heavy heart that I announce that PS was killed by a pack of wild dogs late last night. Preliminary tests show he was killed by an unknown canine.
BIGFOOT ARE GATHERING ENMASS. REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM TEXAS, FLORIDA,UTAH, :AND SOUTH CAROLINA...RESIDENTS ARE WARNED TO LOCK ALL DOORS AND BARRICADE. IF YOU HAVE FIREARMS SAVE BULLETS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOURSELF IF YOU ARE OVERUN.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Bigfoot are organizing in large numbers to abolish one third of mankind. This is not just happening in the Yukon but also Tennessee, West Virginia, Missouri, Texas, California and Maryland. Pleae folks start collecting supplies; food, water, medicine, weapons and ammo, crossbows, longbows, compound bows and bolts and broadheads. Reinforce your house or build a bunker. You have until July 4 2020 before the war begins.
ReplyDeleteRemember NOT to fart if you are hiding from a BF or DM, they have excellent hearing and olfactory senses. They will find you if you even let out a mouse fart.
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ReplyDeleteIt It with a heavy heart that I announce that PS was killed by a pack of wild dogs late last night. Preliminary tests show he was killed by an unknown canine.
ReplyDelete^ the imaginary "canine" is based on the looks of JokeTomi`s ugly doglike mommy.
DeleteBIGFOOT ARE GATHERING ENMASS. REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM TEXAS, FLORIDA,UTAH, :AND SOUTH CAROLINA...RESIDENTS ARE WARNED TO LOCK ALL DOORS AND BARRICADE. IF YOU HAVE FIREARMS SAVE BULLETS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOURSELF IF YOU ARE OVERUN.
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