Park Ranger Talks Candidly About Bigfoot


A ranger from the Southern United States talks candidly about his own experiences with bigfoot while on the job.

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  1. I can candidly say I have never seen a bigfoot because bigfoot doesn't exist

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    1. I can candidly say I have seen a wanker like you before because they exist down at my local pub and regularly get tossed out on their arse into the alley so they can slum with the cats . 100% true mate
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. No bunch of fairies who believe in imaginary creatures would toss me out of a bar. That being said I do not frequent homosexual bars so I don't expect we would meet. I am an American Park Ranger sir, I live in America. Do you live in America? I believe not. Please keep your homosexual fantasies of giant monster men prowling the forest to yourself. There is no evidence or fact to prove such claptrap.

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    3. People when you see a bear stand upright it is a sight to behold. Now being an American Park Ranger I have probably seen more bears than the average person. Most people haven't seen a bear. When these folks see a bear Standing upright they just naturally figure it's some kind of a monster. It's just a bear folks. Guess what, when Mr.Bear double steps on his track you'd swear you was looking at a giant footprint. Them bears are pretty crafty without even intending to be.

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    4. I have no doubt you've seen many bears taking into account the bars you frequent but i'm talking about totally different hairy creatures . i am talking about a species that must be related to both ape and man but is neither . it has the cunning of a human and the strength and animal instincts of the great apes being able to climb trees and cross roads in just a few steps .Aye mate, i am talking abut the alpha predator that roams our forests . If you truly are a park ranger and you haven't seen a bigfoot you are either lying or a blithering fool !
      cheers

      Joe

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    5. Mister you prove that what I say is true about you being a darn fool. You're just going to put out there that ALL the Park Rangers are seeing your giant yet stealthy and rare Ape Man? You sir are a mental case. You base all this on what you admit is your opinion. Again sir, I am an American Park Ranger. Are you an American Park Ranger or some opioid consuming conspiracy theory loving idiot. Answer me sir we are all waiting for you to enlighten us on your rangering experience in the wilds of America. Now I must go red the latest memo's from the government about bigfoot and unicorns and leprechauns and how to keep them damn things hidden. You take the cake sir.

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    6. Righto Ranger Steve ! I'll let you get back to your job of protecting Jellystone from bears like Yogi and Boo boo from stealing picnic baskets . I'm sure you'll never mistaken them for bigfoots ever.
      In my pursuit of bigfoot ultimate knowledge I have read quite a bit on park rangers and their jobs and responsibilities thank you. Did you know we English started the whole profession many many years ago and did you know the term ranger comes from the latin word regardatores ? If not for the English colonists there'd be no Park rangers in America . We star everything decent in this world ya know
      You're welcome for the schooling boyo !
      cheers

      Joe

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    7. ^ been "caned" many times for his stupid childishness so he knows all about being "schooled" by pervy schoolmasters.

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    8. 11;01 is also known as "Albert Joe Pujols"


      aincha Joe?

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  2. i'll put my two pence in. I think the vast majority of park rangers have either had encounters with bigfoot or have dealt with people reporting encounters and they do believe the exist. The reason why they aren't more vocal about it is because the have been brought up to thin it doesn't exist and you are crazy to believe it does so they stay silent or talk off the record for fear of losing their jobs or being ridiculed even though the government knows they exist but admitting that would cause panic in the public parks and make people stay away. Just think, who'd want to g camping if the are told the truth that there is an 8ft + alpha predator out there who makes bears scatter like scared chickens and park rangers poo in their skivvies ! The same reason people don't g swimming in shark infested waters except this is a creature that can out run Usain Bolt, can out lift the hulk and can pop your head off like it was a bottle cap ! Only the few brave or stupid would dare go into the woods without carrying heavy artillery after knowing that even though the creatures are not known to attack humans or very rarely do other than scaring them ff by tossing stones. speaking of tossing - i'll expect the usual "gug gug" infantile comments to my well thought out post
    cheers

    Joe

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    1. A government conspiracy to hide giant monsters in public parks and land? You're a darn fool sir. I hope your socialist health care plan pays for mental evaluations. I do believe you would qualify for a quiet room.

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    2. I am not a fool and you are not a park ranger so I reckon we are even at that . Now i tell you that your government has lied to you before many times in the past so we should it be a surprise that they'd lie about giant hairy alpha predators roaming the American forests (and Canada as well) ? Since they aren't seen as often as other animals in the wild the government can play the game of "if you see one you must be barmey " and that usually works in the past but the tide is turning mate and more people feel comfy coming out with their stories . also you aren't a park ranger so please shut your gob sir and go back to wanking your magic shrunken gherkin !
      cheers

      Joe

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    3. A Park Ranger speaking candidlyWednesday, September 4, 2019 at 1:01:00 PM PDT

      Really? Based upon what? What? They are so rare and stealthy and everyone has seen them. They're bears you idiot. That's what people here in America are seeing. Wish all you want in your heroin dreams but it's just regular wildlife. You should worry about Brexit and enjoying a stupid sport like cricket. Now you're saying that the American and Canadian governments are in cahoots? It's a good thing your country has tough gun laws with gals like you running around.

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    4. A Park Ranger speaking candidlyWednesday, September 4, 2019 at 1:12:00 PM PDT

      Now folks this fellow here is proof that there is no bigfoot. His crazy anti government conspiracy theories show that his melon went ripe a long time ago. We sure appreciate thT you enjoy the parks but please mind the bison. That's a government warning by the way, mind the bison. Stear clear of bears and don't worry about the wild forest men, they're super smart and stealthy and will probably swing right over you like spiderman. All the forest Rangers see them through it seems. Anyways stay on the trails and watch those campfires please because bigfoot doesn't know how to put them out if they spread, they ain't figured fire an water an such as yet.

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    5. ^^ What a load of bollocks ! You really think other park rangers, hunters and other campers are that delusional that they can mistake a bear which rarely stands upright for more than a short time with a bigfoot creature which can move like no one's business in the woods ? you sir are on crack or are having some mental breakdown. it must be from the stress of leading a very lonely and sad existence . Pity
      cheers

      Joe

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    6. A Park Ranger speaking candidlyWednesday, September 4, 2019 at 1:48:00 PM PDT

      I pity you sir. I guess Europe is such a mess that you need to believe in magic creatures and such. I'm sorry bears aren't exciting enough for you, if you ever saw one you'd surely be impressed. Like I said, your government conspiracy theories rule out you having even the most basic of rational conversations. I'm glad you come on here and show everyone what a mental breakdown looks like. I guess you spend a lot of time drinking in that fairy bar and taking them opioids. That's okay because us grownups will run things and keep them bigfoots at bay for you. You really make the Greeks seem responsible, you know that?

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  3. 'Gug'turds so good, 'Gug'
    Cheers

    Joe

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    1. A Park Ranger speaking candidlyWednesday, September 4, 2019 at 1:21:00 PM PDT

      You're absolutely off your rocker, you know that?

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  4. This is from the Bigfoot Outlaw Show which is the first clue that it's crap. In addition there is no full name or even the park where this story can be checked and verified. I completely doubt the man they are interviewing is even a bonafide park ranger and if he is, he's the most unprofessional one I have ever heard. Just another Bigfoot Outlaw tall tale lie.

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  5. Ha ha ha A Park Ranger no less. Have you been vetted by the Outlaws? Can you prove you're a Ranger? Where's your evidence? .......Thought so.

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  6. hahahah loads of ridiculous comments from "Joe Poo-Holes" (also known as "shit-cunt" I guess).

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