I can candidly say I have seen a wanker like you before because they exist down at my local pub and regularly get tossed out on their arse into the alley so they can slum with the cats . 100% true mate cheers
No bunch of fairies who believe in imaginary creatures would toss me out of a bar. That being said I do not frequent homosexual bars so I don't expect we would meet. I am an American Park Ranger sir, I live in America. Do you live in America? I believe not. Please keep your homosexual fantasies of giant monster men prowling the forest to yourself. There is no evidence or fact to prove such claptrap.
People when you see a bear stand upright it is a sight to behold. Now being an American Park Ranger I have probably seen more bears than the average person. Most people haven't seen a bear. When these folks see a bear Standing upright they just naturally figure it's some kind of a monster. It's just a bear folks. Guess what, when Mr.Bear double steps on his track you'd swear you was looking at a giant footprint. Them bears are pretty crafty without even intending to be.
I have no doubt you've seen many bears taking into account the bars you frequent but i'm talking about totally different hairy creatures . i am talking about a species that must be related to both ape and man but is neither . it has the cunning of a human and the strength and animal instincts of the great apes being able to climb trees and cross roads in just a few steps .Aye mate, i am talking abut the alpha predator that roams our forests . If you truly are a park ranger and you haven't seen a bigfoot you are either lying or a blithering fool ! cheers
Mister you prove that what I say is true about you being a darn fool. You're just going to put out there that ALL the Park Rangers are seeing your giant yet stealthy and rare Ape Man? You sir are a mental case. You base all this on what you admit is your opinion. Again sir, I am an American Park Ranger. Are you an American Park Ranger or some opioid consuming conspiracy theory loving idiot. Answer me sir we are all waiting for you to enlighten us on your rangering experience in the wilds of America. Now I must go red the latest memo's from the government about bigfoot and unicorns and leprechauns and how to keep them damn things hidden. You take the cake sir.
Righto Ranger Steve ! I'll let you get back to your job of protecting Jellystone from bears like Yogi and Boo boo from stealing picnic baskets . I'm sure you'll never mistaken them for bigfoots ever. In my pursuit of bigfoot ultimate knowledge I have read quite a bit on park rangers and their jobs and responsibilities thank you. Did you know we English started the whole profession many many years ago and did you know the term ranger comes from the latin word regardatores ? If not for the English colonists there'd be no Park rangers in America . We star everything decent in this world ya know You're welcome for the schooling boyo ! cheers
i'll put my two pence in. I think the vast majority of park rangers have either had encounters with bigfoot or have dealt with people reporting encounters and they do believe the exist. The reason why they aren't more vocal about it is because the have been brought up to thin it doesn't exist and you are crazy to believe it does so they stay silent or talk off the record for fear of losing their jobs or being ridiculed even though the government knows they exist but admitting that would cause panic in the public parks and make people stay away. Just think, who'd want to g camping if the are told the truth that there is an 8ft + alpha predator out there who makes bears scatter like scared chickens and park rangers poo in their skivvies ! The same reason people don't g swimming in shark infested waters except this is a creature that can out run Usain Bolt, can out lift the hulk and can pop your head off like it was a bottle cap ! Only the few brave or stupid would dare go into the woods without carrying heavy artillery after knowing that even though the creatures are not known to attack humans or very rarely do other than scaring them ff by tossing stones. speaking of tossing - i'll expect the usual "gug gug" infantile comments to my well thought out post cheers
A government conspiracy to hide giant monsters in public parks and land? You're a darn fool sir. I hope your socialist health care plan pays for mental evaluations. I do believe you would qualify for a quiet room.
I am not a fool and you are not a park ranger so I reckon we are even at that . Now i tell you that your government has lied to you before many times in the past so we should it be a surprise that they'd lie about giant hairy alpha predators roaming the American forests (and Canada as well) ? Since they aren't seen as often as other animals in the wild the government can play the game of "if you see one you must be barmey " and that usually works in the past but the tide is turning mate and more people feel comfy coming out with their stories . also you aren't a park ranger so please shut your gob sir and go back to wanking your magic shrunken gherkin ! cheers
Really? Based upon what? What? They are so rare and stealthy and everyone has seen them. They're bears you idiot. That's what people here in America are seeing. Wish all you want in your heroin dreams but it's just regular wildlife. You should worry about Brexit and enjoying a stupid sport like cricket. Now you're saying that the American and Canadian governments are in cahoots? It's a good thing your country has tough gun laws with gals like you running around.
Now folks this fellow here is proof that there is no bigfoot. His crazy anti government conspiracy theories show that his melon went ripe a long time ago. We sure appreciate thT you enjoy the parks but please mind the bison. That's a government warning by the way, mind the bison. Stear clear of bears and don't worry about the wild forest men, they're super smart and stealthy and will probably swing right over you like spiderman. All the forest Rangers see them through it seems. Anyways stay on the trails and watch those campfires please because bigfoot doesn't know how to put them out if they spread, they ain't figured fire an water an such as yet.
^^ What a load of bollocks ! You really think other park rangers, hunters and other campers are that delusional that they can mistake a bear which rarely stands upright for more than a short time with a bigfoot creature which can move like no one's business in the woods ? you sir are on crack or are having some mental breakdown. it must be from the stress of leading a very lonely and sad existence . Pity cheers
I pity you sir. I guess Europe is such a mess that you need to believe in magic creatures and such. I'm sorry bears aren't exciting enough for you, if you ever saw one you'd surely be impressed. Like I said, your government conspiracy theories rule out you having even the most basic of rational conversations. I'm glad you come on here and show everyone what a mental breakdown looks like. I guess you spend a lot of time drinking in that fairy bar and taking them opioids. That's okay because us grownups will run things and keep them bigfoots at bay for you. You really make the Greeks seem responsible, you know that?
This is from the Bigfoot Outlaw Show which is the first clue that it's crap. In addition there is no full name or even the park where this story can be checked and verified. I completely doubt the man they are interviewing is even a bonafide park ranger and if he is, he's the most unprofessional one I have ever heard. Just another Bigfoot Outlaw tall tale lie.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
I can candidly say I have never seen a bigfoot because bigfoot doesn't exist
ReplyDeleteI can candidly say I have seen a wanker like you before because they exist down at my local pub and regularly get tossed out on their arse into the alley so they can slum with the cats . 100% true mate
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No bunch of fairies who believe in imaginary creatures would toss me out of a bar. That being said I do not frequent homosexual bars so I don't expect we would meet. I am an American Park Ranger sir, I live in America. Do you live in America? I believe not. Please keep your homosexual fantasies of giant monster men prowling the forest to yourself. There is no evidence or fact to prove such claptrap.
DeletePeople when you see a bear stand upright it is a sight to behold. Now being an American Park Ranger I have probably seen more bears than the average person. Most people haven't seen a bear. When these folks see a bear Standing upright they just naturally figure it's some kind of a monster. It's just a bear folks. Guess what, when Mr.Bear double steps on his track you'd swear you was looking at a giant footprint. Them bears are pretty crafty without even intending to be.
DeleteI have no doubt you've seen many bears taking into account the bars you frequent but i'm talking about totally different hairy creatures . i am talking about a species that must be related to both ape and man but is neither . it has the cunning of a human and the strength and animal instincts of the great apes being able to climb trees and cross roads in just a few steps .Aye mate, i am talking abut the alpha predator that roams our forests . If you truly are a park ranger and you haven't seen a bigfoot you are either lying or a blithering fool !
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Mister you prove that what I say is true about you being a darn fool. You're just going to put out there that ALL the Park Rangers are seeing your giant yet stealthy and rare Ape Man? You sir are a mental case. You base all this on what you admit is your opinion. Again sir, I am an American Park Ranger. Are you an American Park Ranger or some opioid consuming conspiracy theory loving idiot. Answer me sir we are all waiting for you to enlighten us on your rangering experience in the wilds of America. Now I must go red the latest memo's from the government about bigfoot and unicorns and leprechauns and how to keep them damn things hidden. You take the cake sir.
DeleteRighto Ranger Steve ! I'll let you get back to your job of protecting Jellystone from bears like Yogi and Boo boo from stealing picnic baskets . I'm sure you'll never mistaken them for bigfoots ever.
DeleteIn my pursuit of bigfoot ultimate knowledge I have read quite a bit on park rangers and their jobs and responsibilities thank you. Did you know we English started the whole profession many many years ago and did you know the term ranger comes from the latin word regardatores ? If not for the English colonists there'd be no Park rangers in America . We star everything decent in this world ya know
You're welcome for the schooling boyo !
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^ been "caned" many times for his stupid childishness so he knows all about being "schooled" by pervy schoolmasters.
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i'll put my two pence in. I think the vast majority of park rangers have either had encounters with bigfoot or have dealt with people reporting encounters and they do believe the exist. The reason why they aren't more vocal about it is because the have been brought up to thin it doesn't exist and you are crazy to believe it does so they stay silent or talk off the record for fear of losing their jobs or being ridiculed even though the government knows they exist but admitting that would cause panic in the public parks and make people stay away. Just think, who'd want to g camping if the are told the truth that there is an 8ft + alpha predator out there who makes bears scatter like scared chickens and park rangers poo in their skivvies ! The same reason people don't g swimming in shark infested waters except this is a creature that can out run Usain Bolt, can out lift the hulk and can pop your head off like it was a bottle cap ! Only the few brave or stupid would dare go into the woods without carrying heavy artillery after knowing that even though the creatures are not known to attack humans or very rarely do other than scaring them ff by tossing stones. speaking of tossing - i'll expect the usual "gug gug" infantile comments to my well thought out post
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A government conspiracy to hide giant monsters in public parks and land? You're a darn fool sir. I hope your socialist health care plan pays for mental evaluations. I do believe you would qualify for a quiet room.
DeleteI am not a fool and you are not a park ranger so I reckon we are even at that . Now i tell you that your government has lied to you before many times in the past so we should it be a surprise that they'd lie about giant hairy alpha predators roaming the American forests (and Canada as well) ? Since they aren't seen as often as other animals in the wild the government can play the game of "if you see one you must be barmey " and that usually works in the past but the tide is turning mate and more people feel comfy coming out with their stories . also you aren't a park ranger so please shut your gob sir and go back to wanking your magic shrunken gherkin !
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Really? Based upon what? What? They are so rare and stealthy and everyone has seen them. They're bears you idiot. That's what people here in America are seeing. Wish all you want in your heroin dreams but it's just regular wildlife. You should worry about Brexit and enjoying a stupid sport like cricket. Now you're saying that the American and Canadian governments are in cahoots? It's a good thing your country has tough gun laws with gals like you running around.
DeleteNow folks this fellow here is proof that there is no bigfoot. His crazy anti government conspiracy theories show that his melon went ripe a long time ago. We sure appreciate thT you enjoy the parks but please mind the bison. That's a government warning by the way, mind the bison. Stear clear of bears and don't worry about the wild forest men, they're super smart and stealthy and will probably swing right over you like spiderman. All the forest Rangers see them through it seems. Anyways stay on the trails and watch those campfires please because bigfoot doesn't know how to put them out if they spread, they ain't figured fire an water an such as yet.
Delete^^ What a load of bollocks ! You really think other park rangers, hunters and other campers are that delusional that they can mistake a bear which rarely stands upright for more than a short time with a bigfoot creature which can move like no one's business in the woods ? you sir are on crack or are having some mental breakdown. it must be from the stress of leading a very lonely and sad existence . Pity
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I pity you sir. I guess Europe is such a mess that you need to believe in magic creatures and such. I'm sorry bears aren't exciting enough for you, if you ever saw one you'd surely be impressed. Like I said, your government conspiracy theories rule out you having even the most basic of rational conversations. I'm glad you come on here and show everyone what a mental breakdown looks like. I guess you spend a lot of time drinking in that fairy bar and taking them opioids. That's okay because us grownups will run things and keep them bigfoots at bay for you. You really make the Greeks seem responsible, you know that?
Delete'Gug'turds so good, 'Gug'
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You're absolutely off your rocker, you know that?
DeleteThis is from the Bigfoot Outlaw Show which is the first clue that it's crap. In addition there is no full name or even the park where this story can be checked and verified. I completely doubt the man they are interviewing is even a bonafide park ranger and if he is, he's the most unprofessional one I have ever heard. Just another Bigfoot Outlaw tall tale lie.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha A Park Ranger no less. Have you been vetted by the Outlaws? Can you prove you're a Ranger? Where's your evidence? .......Thought so.
ReplyDeletehahahah loads of ridiculous comments from "Joe Poo-Holes" (also known as "shit-cunt" I guess).
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