Trump just announced by executive order all trains in the U.S. will be run on steam power. They are accepting applications for coal shovellers at the Whitehouse.
He also tweeted that starting in June the M4 will be immediately replaced with muskets for all branches of the military. He's also considering replacing the Beretta 9mm sidearm to a Colt Peacemaker.
Trump is a brilliant military strategist. Look how he handily took care of the Russians, the North Koreans, and Iran. All without firing one shot! Also the steam powered aircraft carriers are a stroke of genius! When the Mandela effect happens on a grand scale we will mop the floor of the silly British sailboats.
He also said that all aircraft carriers names will be immediately changed to the USS Donald, the USS Don Jr.and the USS Ivanka. Prominently missing is Eric!.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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DeleteTrump just announced by executive order all trains in the U.S. will be run on steam power. They are accepting applications for coal shovellers at the Whitehouse.
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DeleteWhat? Not before his brilliant plan of returning our aircraft carriers to steam power!
ReplyDeleteTrump is a brilliant military strategist. Look how he handily took care of the Russians, the North Koreans, and Iran. All without firing one shot! Also the steam powered aircraft carriers are a stroke of genius! When the Mandela effect happens on a grand scale we will mop the floor of the silly British sailboats.
ReplyDeleteHe also said that all aircraft carriers names will be immediately changed to the USS Donald, the USS Don Jr.and the USS Ivanka. Prominently missing is Eric!.
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