Trump just announced by executive order all trains in the U.S. will be run on steam power. They are accepting applications for coal shovellers at the Whitehouse.
He also tweeted that starting in June the M4 will be immediately replaced with muskets for all branches of the military. He's also considering replacing the Beretta 9mm sidearm to a Colt Peacemaker.
Trump is a brilliant military strategist. Look how he handily took care of the Russians, the North Koreans, and Iran. All without firing one shot! Also the steam powered aircraft carriers are a stroke of genius! When the Mandela effect happens on a grand scale we will mop the floor of the silly British sailboats.
He also said that all aircraft carriers names will be immediately changed to the USS Donald, the USS Don Jr.and the USS Ivanka. Prominently missing is Eric!.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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DeleteTrump just announced by executive order all trains in the U.S. will be run on steam power. They are accepting applications for coal shovellers at the Whitehouse.
DeleteHe also tweeted that starting in June the M4 will be immediately replaced with muskets for all branches of the military. He's also considering replacing the Beretta 9mm sidearm to a Colt Peacemaker.
DeleteWhat? Not before his brilliant plan of returning our aircraft carriers to steam power!
ReplyDeleteTrump is a brilliant military strategist. Look how he handily took care of the Russians, the North Koreans, and Iran. All without firing one shot! Also the steam powered aircraft carriers are a stroke of genius! When the Mandela effect happens on a grand scale we will mop the floor of the silly British sailboats.
ReplyDeleteHe also said that all aircraft carriers names will be immediately changed to the USS Donald, the USS Don Jr.and the USS Ivanka. Prominently missing is Eric!.
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