Hello friends Im trying to raise money for a worty cause. Our friend, mentor and resident bigfoot authority. Of course Im talking about Mr. Brenton Sawin from the Bluegrass state. I want y"all to remember the oft" quoted bible quote."Give all thy money to Brenton Sawin and thou shalt be blessed with a 1oz bottle of bigfoot miracle piss". You can Paypal me or use divine transfer to deposit in my account. God bless.
In memory of Mike Wolley I've composed a short poem in his honor; One day a man and a gun Was out in the woods For a day of boozing an fun When out through the ferns A creature Mike couldn't discern Gave him the evil eye Which made Mike cry Take off that head Or Ill do it myself! The monster grinned a gave whistle Which caused Mike to possible When he saw another one Mike was done No more hunt in and I'm selling my gun.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Hello friends Im trying to raise money for a worty cause. Our friend, mentor and resident bigfoot authority. Of course Im talking about Mr. Brenton Sawin from the Bluegrass state. I want y"all to remember the oft" quoted bible quote."Give all thy money to Brenton Sawin and thou shalt be blessed with a 1oz bottle of bigfoot miracle piss". You can Paypal me or use divine transfer to deposit in my account. God bless.
ReplyDeleteHow sad that Brenton has to constantly beg for money. You would think all 4 of his subscribers to Mysteries to Search would help out.
DeleteIn memory of Mike Wolley I've composed a short poem in his honor;
ReplyDeleteOne day a man and a gun
Was out in the woods
For a day of boozing an fun
When out through the ferns
A creature Mike couldn't discern
Gave him the evil eye
Which made Mike cry
Take off that head
Or Ill do it myself!
The monster grinned a gave whistle
Which caused Mike to possible
When he saw another one
Mike was done
No more hunt in and I'm selling my gun.
Jerry Cline.
Apparently when Reo was found his tongue was missing!
ReplyDeleteWho or what is killing Bigfoot researchers?
ReplyDeleteI have to suspect Khat Hansen and Jerry Cline has a hand in this. They hate competition.
DeleteMy guess based on years of research points to well known hoaxer Mike Patterson. He looks an old man version of a real doll. Definite Satan worshipper
ReplyDeletePerhaps they are all dying of shame
ReplyDeleteNow THAT's funny - LOL.
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