Anyone with a brain knows the 'Sasq'et of the Hugga Triba people' has a photo memory and can evade Sasq'et conferences by portal cloaking themselves from cameras, guns, or any human technology.
According to nurse squat (Formerly known as Dr. Squat)the numerous rocks and foilage seen throughout the forests of North America is actually countless cryptids. Squat can take a new high tech camera (These cameras are available for $9.50 at the checkout line in walmart. They have a plastic dial that allows for the film to be wound after each shot) and squat will photographs these cryptids. To the average, "untrained" eye, these cryptids look just like rocks, shrubs, trees, and piles of brush. Once squat has the cryptids posing as forest objects in view, he will then shake his high tech camera very fast to create a "blur effect." The blur effect allows for the overall shape of the cryptid to be determined after exposure. Squat will then take crayons and markers to draw in the eyes and smiley faces to prove authenticity. Kabloo-ee, Booom, Pow!!!
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
i like a nice long encounter with dogs and men
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Anyone with a brain knows the 'Sasq'et of the Hugga Triba people' has a photo memory and can evade Sasq'et conferences by portal cloaking themselves from cameras, guns, or any human technology.
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DeleteWhat is the over under that Doc is a 65 year old virgin?
ReplyDeleteAccording to nurse squat (Formerly known as Dr. Squat)the numerous rocks and foilage seen throughout the forests of North America is actually countless cryptids. Squat can take a new high tech camera (These cameras are available for $9.50 at the checkout line in walmart. They have a plastic dial that allows for the film to be wound after each shot) and squat will photographs these cryptids. To the average, "untrained" eye, these cryptids look just like rocks, shrubs, trees, and piles of brush. Once squat has the cryptids posing as forest objects in view, he will then shake his high tech camera very fast to create a "blur effect." The blur effect allows for the overall shape of the cryptid to be determined after exposure. Squat will then take crayons and markers to draw in the eyes and smiley faces to prove authenticity. Kabloo-ee, Booom, Pow!!!
ReplyDelete^ falling on deaf ears. we love dr. squatch. he can do no wrong. ikdummy is the hoaxter.
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So funny PIB. It looks like he might be missing his tail though.... Maybe it was chomped off?
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DeleteThat would certainly be a tragedy if a sexy bloke had his "tail" chomped off !
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any of you folks seen a dogwoman ?
DeleteRare but i found one
WITH VAGINA !
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Good lord, control yourselves folks
my goodness, extra mega sexy KABOOM !
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