Anyone with a brain knows the 'Sasq'et of the Hugga Triba people' has a photo memory and can evade Sasq'et conferences by portal cloaking themselves from cameras, guns, or any human technology.
According to nurse squat (Formerly known as Dr. Squat)the numerous rocks and foilage seen throughout the forests of North America is actually countless cryptids. Squat can take a new high tech camera (These cameras are available for $9.50 at the checkout line in walmart. They have a plastic dial that allows for the film to be wound after each shot) and squat will photographs these cryptids. To the average, "untrained" eye, these cryptids look just like rocks, shrubs, trees, and piles of brush. Once squat has the cryptids posing as forest objects in view, he will then shake his high tech camera very fast to create a "blur effect." The blur effect allows for the overall shape of the cryptid to be determined after exposure. Squat will then take crayons and markers to draw in the eyes and smiley faces to prove authenticity. Kabloo-ee, Booom, Pow!!!
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
i like a nice long encounter with dogs and men
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Anyone with a brain knows the 'Sasq'et of the Hugga Triba people' has a photo memory and can evade Sasq'et conferences by portal cloaking themselves from cameras, guns, or any human technology.
DeleteLet the girl , let that girl rock and roll, cities on flame with rock and roll! "Blue oyster cult"
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DeleteWhat is the over under that Doc is a 65 year old virgin?
ReplyDeleteAccording to nurse squat (Formerly known as Dr. Squat)the numerous rocks and foilage seen throughout the forests of North America is actually countless cryptids. Squat can take a new high tech camera (These cameras are available for $9.50 at the checkout line in walmart. They have a plastic dial that allows for the film to be wound after each shot) and squat will photographs these cryptids. To the average, "untrained" eye, these cryptids look just like rocks, shrubs, trees, and piles of brush. Once squat has the cryptids posing as forest objects in view, he will then shake his high tech camera very fast to create a "blur effect." The blur effect allows for the overall shape of the cryptid to be determined after exposure. Squat will then take crayons and markers to draw in the eyes and smiley faces to prove authenticity. Kabloo-ee, Booom, Pow!!!
ReplyDelete^ falling on deaf ears. we love dr. squatch. he can do no wrong. ikdummy is the hoaxter.
DeleteDS spells JUST LIKE STEWART!! Terribly.
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So funny PIB. It looks like he might be missing his tail though.... Maybe it was chomped off?
DeleteOh yeah i didn't notice that xx
DeleteThat would certainly be a tragedy if a sexy bloke had his "tail" chomped off !
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any of you folks seen a dogwoman ?
DeleteRare but i found one
WITH VAGINA !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uyNSt0cKM
Good lord, control yourselves folks
my goodness, extra mega sexy KABOOM !
SHUT UP FREAK
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