Barbara Shupe and company kicked off their first outing of 2017 with a bang. Several members of the camp reported some strange occurrences of the bigfoot kind.
Stewarts mother reports strange sounds and smells coming from the family basement. HIs parole officer and swat are suiting up in hazmat suits in the kitchen at this time. There have been reports of responders projectile vomiting and someone has been heard yelling "what is that hideous thing!" from inside the residence.
These nimrods have encounters everywhere they go. they are the worst bunch of bigfooters out there, they have no credibility whats so ever, its comical , If they ever had a real encounter they would all crap their pants and probly would never go camping again...LOL
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
"Campers Have Strange Activity Believed to be Squatch!"
ReplyDeleteLOL - was there any doubt that there wouldn't be?
Barbara S,-there are no blue bags in her area!
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ReplyDeleteStewarts mother reports strange sounds and smells coming from the family basement. HIs parole officer and swat are suiting up in hazmat suits in the kitchen at this time. There have been reports of responders projectile vomiting and someone has been heard yelling "what is that hideous thing!" from inside the residence.
We will update as things continue to develop.
^ weak
Delete^weak minded
DeleteThese nimrods have encounters everywhere they go. they are the worst bunch of bigfooters out there, they have no credibility whats so ever, its comical , If they ever had a real encounter they would all crap their pants and probly would never go camping again...LOL
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