Confirmed! Rictor Riolo Teams Up With Dax Rushlow on 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty Show
This January, get ready to see more of your favorite Bigfooters on the new Bigfoot Bounty show. Host of Bigfoot Bounty Dean Cain finally announced this morning what the new show is all about, and now that the cat's out of the bag, the cast members are ready to speak. Host of After Hours with Rictor, Rictor Riolo posted this statement today on Facebook:
All right friends and family, I have been given the okay to come out of the closet... YET AGAIN! This time... I am on a reality show coming out January 10th called The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty. It is 8 episodes to be shown on Spike TV with host Dean Cain. My partner is Dax Rushlow and he has had two bigfoot sightings. He is an avid out doors man and this was my first time out in the woods... I have never gone bigfooting and my virginity was popped by Spike TV and their television cameras.
I've been taking a lot of shit by elitist Bigfoot researchers for not doing the walk or talking the talk simply because of my location in Las Vegas. Well now those critics will watch me make my way out into the forest... nothing like a camera on you for your first time, right ladies? Anyway support me and Dax by tuning in and telling your friends that Rictor just made Bigfooting a hellofa lot gayer!!!!!! And why Bigfoot? Because he's big and hairy!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI'm going to need a bigger sheath.
DeleteAs the beard of Bob Titmus I can tell you there will be a lot of buggery going on. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
DeleteMe and ole Rog and the boys preferred booze and whores, but there were certainly nights in the bush when we'd all pile on one of the Bobs and just giver.
To each his own. But as the beard of Bob Titmus I can tell you the dirty underbelly of footin can't be unseen.
Save Dax Now.
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DeleteIt's Casey Kasem.
DeleteRape isn't romantic. I just push it in with no spit and go to pound town. I'm sure PJ finds it romantic by now though. It's a syndrome.
DeleteDaniel Campbell @ 8:52 am.
The syndrome you ask? Stockholm.
DeleteOHHH NOOO NOT that little smug face, im not shure I can handle it much longer,,
DeleteLol 1018 oh god there are just so many things I wanna say to this
DeleteHi, I'm Casey Kasam, and I'm a dick!
DeleteIs that a giant dildo in the background?
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Deletewow, you gays have ruined marriage, now you'll ruin big-footing! just go back in your closets and try on dresses!
DeleteUm, the heterosexual divorce rate is over 50% in the US. Hard to imagine gays could do more damage to marriage than that.
DeleteDid your wife leave you for another woman sorry dude I like gays more women for me it's butch lesbians I don't like that's the one going for the hot lesbians and straight girls I do like
Deleteha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha. Three days before you twist your wittle ankle and go home. ha ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteYou have know idea what your getting into. If you do find it at minimum, your going to piss your self! And at worst --------------------- your going to get your head ripped off. Rictor, make sure you carry like three of those emergency locater beacons ok. Better still, strap one to each limb and duct tape one to your head so search and rescue can bring you home. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I hope Dax knows what he's getting himself into! Btw, i'm not kidding!
ReplyDelete^(Rimshot) But seriously folks...
DeleteNO WAY IN HELL, WOULD RICTOR BE MY PARTNER!! IT AIN'T HAPPENING!!
ReplyDelete^Homophobe.
Delete"Rictor just made bigfooting a hellofa lot gayer."
ReplyDeleteTruer words have never been spoken on this blog.
Who's the short guy?
ReplyDeleteDash Riprock.
Delete^:)
DeleteSwimming pools, movie stars.
DeleteRictor will bring a certain panache to the dreary world of the oafish footers. His stylin jacket and shades perfectly accessorized by the brazenness of his Sassy Glassy pendant. It screams 'This is REAL! This is GOOD! Here I am bigfoot- LOVE ME!'
ReplyDeleteWill he bring pastels to Bigfootery?
DeleteHey , hey what do you think -----------
ReplyDeleteIs bigfoot repelled or atracted to the scent of vaseline?
Bigfoot is naturally curious...
DeleteSo is Daniel,Rictor.Ask him to link you to his pic of his ball bag.He's mighty proud of his squirrel sack.
DeleteEh Rictor is a good dude he said some of the scariest gayest shit only person to ever make me speechless and creeped out at the same time he's got my respect
DeleteYou are a strange one, Harry.
DeleteWhy he's a good dude he gives credit where credit is due and doesn't pick on people who can't defend themselves just like I do what's so strange about that
DeleteI say cut Rictor some slack,, At least hes out in the woods ! and not talkin SHIT on the computer,,, that bieng said.. I wish all the teams GOOD LUCK !!
ReplyDeleteWOULD"NT IT BE INSANE IF "RICTOR" WAS THE ONE TO SOLVE THE SASQUATCH PHENOMENON !!! ... I WOULD SHIT IN MY HAT,,,,, AN EAT THE CONTENTS..
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DeleteYou probably do that everyday.
Rictor will make the show worth watching.
Delete^^says the rictor zombie queen.
Delete^ no more like rictor zombie fag hag.
DeleteThat'd REALLY be insane if they caught Rictor & Dax in the act.. Can you imagine how great it would be for ratings?!
DeleteHow did you graduate junior high with grammar like that?
DeleteIt must be nice to have little bitty fingers when you type on your touch screen phone,, D.C aka,, johnny walnut.. LOL !
DeleteQueer Eye for the Bigfoot Guy.
DeleteIt's early 1879 and a young showman named John Merrick steps outside his carnival tent to take a whiz. -As he looks to his left the sign "ZANA catches his eye...
ReplyDeleteThe elepfoot man ?
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DeleteGOOD one. lol
DeleteOuch. That's going to leave a mark.
DeleteWhat's all the gay jokes? So what he's gay.
ReplyDeleteI think the chose so many awesome personalities for the show. Many people that are smart and funny. This to me is going to be the "Cannonball Run meets Survivor" hit of the year. I can't wait to see this!
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Thats the only thing that boring prick s got going for him,,, look at me im GAY".. Bye the way did you know im GAY?? .. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY !!
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DeleteHey rictor ? are you still filming ? or is that top secret?..
DeleteCan not say other than we have 50 days to wait!!!!!!!
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Delete50 Shades of Gay.
DeleteRictor, So it's your first time camping. Tell us how you got poison oak, and exactly where you got it, and what you did to stop the itch. Inquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteMy teacher, Dax, taught me all about the bad stuff! I can spot Poison Oak a mile away! It's the Poison Ivy that is kinda hard to tell. The poison oak is silky smooth and really stands out. Next question.
DeleteWhat about the Poison Sumac?
DeleteDid you make out with Superman while being tree peaked by a bicurious Sasquatch?
Ball Boy show Rictor The Rectum Wrecker your ball bag.You just might get lucky.
DeleteOnly if he catches.
DeleteSo you really do like to go to POUND TOWN.That's cool.Can't knock you for coming out.Hey,what ever makes your boat float.
Deleteprobably find him pantless bent over a rock, where he found out that BF love is just too much for a guyl.
ReplyDeleteHell, no.
ReplyDeleteHell, no.
ReplyDeleteMan this is going to be so cool to see all these good people doing their thing.
ReplyDeleteThis is all soooooooooooo fucking stupid! Big foot researching has now gone to a new low. We already have 4 other clowns looking for those hairy giants (The FINDING BIG FOOT team). Now these fucking assholes!
ReplyDeleteBig footing is now the Biggest joke on the whole planet!
It always has been! you freaking turd!!!! What are you anonymous squatcher with all the right hunting techniques? In case you missed it dipshit bigfoot is yet to be scientifically proven. Until you get the balls or talent to get on this type of show to showcase your skills... close your filth sewer !!!
DeleteMore Inquiring questions for Rictor:
ReplyDelete1. What are you going to do if Bigfoot turns out to be paranormal, which they are? Perhaps adopt the same "living in denial" habits of your host, or actually observe and record for future comparisons, all clues as to what they do, when they do it and why they do it?
2. What are you going to do if a Bigfoot runs at you through heavy brush at night, which remaining in an invisible paranormal phase, which I have lived through several times?
3. What are you going to do if you encounter a tall bipedal Reptilian, or dog faced Bigfoot, neither of which are on good terms with humans? Shoot your host in the leg so that you can beat him in the race back to the car?
This poster is very stupid !
DeleteRictor, can I ask how the contestants were chosen? Obviously you were not picked out of a phone book.. Did the producers surf the web for people active in footery like yourself and Ro and Mike and chose ones they thought would make the show fun? Thanks in advance....
ReplyDeleteThey had a send in videos thing Shawn posted it here roughly 6 months ago
Delete..Thanks Harry.....
DeleteCome guys, Rictor and Dax are going to employ an as of yet untested technique. Trying to draw in Bigfoot from the sound of two guys pounding each other in the woods.
ReplyDeleteJust come out of the closet tough guy!!! Don't be scared!! Being hostile towards Rictor seems like an internal struggle in order to stop the flow of homosexuality that is bubbling to the surface and ready to BLOW !!!!
Deleteplay U da knockout game.....
ReplyDeleteWhy you interested ?
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