Breakdown: Giant Redwoods Bigfoot
This alleged Bigfoot was caught on tape chasing a park visitor. An anonymous film producer released the footage back in 2006.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
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ReplyDeleteto go to POUND TOWN!!!!
DeleteTEAM HOMOS!
DeleteCongrats.
DeleteMy taterhole has been itching something awful.
ReplyDeleteDaniel will scratch it for you.He loves to go to POUND TOWN.
DeleteMy taterhole alarm is going off like a buck during rutting season.
DeleteStealing someone else's line, but it seemed apropos.
Patty = 100% modern human.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I always dreamed to have sex with her, now I can say it freely: I want to squeeze my face between her hairy titties!!!
: ) G.W. knowz where da bigfeets beez @ in TX
ReplyDelete: ) G.W. knowz where da bigfeets beez @ in TX
ReplyDeleteAK 47 w/scope be a good huntin rifle – for critters, U be right follow up shots required – 30 round mag w/154SP rounds will take care of it no problem. Looks like bigfoot travels in groups so da one U are shootin @ be aware there beez others about. Been a few cases it these parts of hunters finding this out the hard way. So if U goes out for da big guy U might want to take a few buds with..........
ReplyDeleteAs Phil states"Breakdown is about looking for red flags,..." Come on Phil, any video on you tube claiming it's a bigfoot is a red flag.
ReplyDeleteThis guy Phil is a novice
DeleteWich is a red flag
thar be a 12 gage shotgun used – dang critters, followed up shots – slugs rounds and take that thar bigfoot down. Thar beez bigfeets abouts for sure, so beez awares they travel in groups. U getz one of them thar critters others be on U. take plenty of ammo and a few buds for backup!
ReplyDeleteProbably fake but they got the anatomy down sort of okay.
ReplyDeleteZ man w/AK47 thar be a followed up shots – s. U getz one of them thar critters $$$!
ReplyDeleteI goz fo da 50 cal hawken, like me grandpapa used to take down da bigfoot fo sure.....
ReplyDeleteDragging this old shit out to breakdown? Only the dumb believe it, but I repeat myself. Bigfooters are stupid.
ReplyDeleteWe here takes AKs to goez huntin for them thar critters and others like bigfoot and mega hogs lots of ammo and mags : )
ReplyDeleteput enough lead into anything and its DEAD....
ReplyDeletelots of ammo and mags