Come join us LIVE as we discuss Bigfoot Habituation and Grey Alien Theory tonight a 7pm Pacific via youtube.com/sloungepodcast.
The live stream will be embedded below.
Who is your favorite bat sh*t crazy habituator from BFF?
Sasfooty with her Bigfeets that smell like toast? Sunflower whose home is at risk from candy crazy Sasquatches? Or maybe Kings Canyon whose house gets slapped on a very regular basis by the big guy. Why? Who the hell knows.
Get your votes in folks the telephone lines close tomorrow. Your chosen winner will be presented with wonderful gold plated lifetime tar pit membership.
As a kid I had the fantasy of being the only man on an Island with 1000 hot horny women. They tied me up to stakes in the sand on the beach and sagged me silly rotten. O.K. I admit I still have the fantasy.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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Get your votes in folks the telephone lines close tomorrow. Your chosen winner will be presented with wonderful gold plated lifetime tar pit membership.
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