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Who is your favorite bat sh*t crazy habituator from BFF?
Sasfooty with her Bigfeets that smell like toast? Sunflower whose home is at risk from candy crazy Sasquatches? Or maybe Kings Canyon whose house gets slapped on a very regular basis by the big guy. Why? Who the hell knows.
Get your votes in folks the telephone lines close tomorrow. Your chosen winner will be presented with wonderful gold plated lifetime tar pit membership.
As a kid I had the fantasy of being the only man on an Island with 1000 hot horny women. They tied me up to stakes in the sand on the beach and sagged me silly rotten. O.K. I admit I still have the fantasy.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteSasfooty with her Bigfeets that smell like toast? Sunflower whose home is at risk from candy crazy Sasquatches? Or maybe Kings Canyon whose house gets slapped on a very regular basis by the big guy. Why? Who the hell knows.
Get your votes in folks the telephone lines close tomorrow. Your chosen winner will be presented with wonderful gold plated lifetime tar pit membership.
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Would bigfoot's throwing skills be like that of a chimp or human?
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