Instant Karma: Gallon Smashing Prank Gone Very Wrong
Dude actually broke his jaw for trying to pull off a stupid prank. Did he get what he deserved? Watch:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteooo, guess I should say something like: pwned you all like Dyer in a speech therapy class..
DeleteThat would have been awesome. There's always next time. Keep F5ing and you will soon reach your goal.
Deletepwned ?
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ReplyDeleteHis only hope is that Tosh gives him a web redemption.
ReplyDeleteMa Ma Ma moron
DeleteI broke my jaw once. Can't remember what i was doing though.....
ReplyDeleteYou were doing roofies and Robert Lindsay took you back to his place.
DeleteOh he remembers
DeleteBumped into a wookie in a parking lot.
DeleteMMG
He was practicing giving knob jobs on a door knob and his mommy opened the door on him.
Deletewhere's the 'I never knew the case for bigfoot was so compelling' guy when you need him.
ReplyDeleteHe probably has a life and is out knocking back drinks and trying to get get poon. My excuse is I'm taking care of the kids. Pwned.
DeleteSorry, been busy lately. I didn't realize the evidence for a new girlfriend was this compelling. Oh, and Bigfoot.
DeleteLittle bastard. Too bad it wasn't his testicles. There's enough of the disrespectful, never will I have responsibility for my own actions gene.
ReplyDeletefookin karma! what an asshole! pasturised! no just up to my jaw!
ReplyDelete"Instant Karma" sounds like a stalker name. Oh wait, it is.
ReplyDeleteI love watching this frame by frame.
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid prank. Are kids getting so bored this is what they do for fun?
ReplyDeleteFucking stupid. We're doomed. We're all doomed.
Maybe I'm just getting to be an old man, but I don't really see this as a prank, not even a stupid one. It's just destruction of property. Milk's expensive!
ReplyDelete1st squatch !
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