Maybe I'm just getting to be an old man, but I don't really see this as a prank, not even a stupid one. It's just destruction of property. Milk's expensive!
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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ReplyDeleteooo, guess I should say something like: pwned you all like Dyer in a speech therapy class..
DeleteThat would have been awesome. There's always next time. Keep F5ing and you will soon reach your goal.
Deletepwned ?
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ReplyDeleteHis only hope is that Tosh gives him a web redemption.
ReplyDeleteMa Ma Ma moron
DeleteI broke my jaw once. Can't remember what i was doing though.....
ReplyDeleteYou were doing roofies and Robert Lindsay took you back to his place.
DeleteOh he remembers
DeleteBumped into a wookie in a parking lot.
DeleteMMG
He was practicing giving knob jobs on a door knob and his mommy opened the door on him.
Deletewhere's the 'I never knew the case for bigfoot was so compelling' guy when you need him.
ReplyDeleteHe probably has a life and is out knocking back drinks and trying to get get poon. My excuse is I'm taking care of the kids. Pwned.
DeleteSorry, been busy lately. I didn't realize the evidence for a new girlfriend was this compelling. Oh, and Bigfoot.
DeleteLittle bastard. Too bad it wasn't his testicles. There's enough of the disrespectful, never will I have responsibility for my own actions gene.
ReplyDeletefookin karma! what an asshole! pasturised! no just up to my jaw!
ReplyDelete"Instant Karma" sounds like a stalker name. Oh wait, it is.
ReplyDeleteI love watching this frame by frame.
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid prank. Are kids getting so bored this is what they do for fun?
ReplyDeleteFucking stupid. We're doomed. We're all doomed.
Maybe I'm just getting to be an old man, but I don't really see this as a prank, not even a stupid one. It's just destruction of property. Milk's expensive!
ReplyDelete1st squatch !
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