Eric Altman To Release Statement Regarding "Bigfoot Shot in PA Rumor" This Thursday

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OK. So, here's the latest update regarding the purported Bigfoot shooting that took place on Tuesday. This event was supposedly overheard on a ham radio and relayed to numerous investigators in the "Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society" Bigfoot research group. Based on this latest statement from PBS president Eric Altman, the group appears to have some level of success getting to the bottom of things. They have been in touch with city authorities and his group will be releasing a statement tomorrow:

A joint statement will be released tomorrow in regards to the "Bigfoot shot in PA rumor." One of the investigators on the case has a meeting with an officer from the municipal police department. Some very interesting information was shared with us today that confirms my thoughts. Details to be released tomorrow evening.
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And for those who are wondering why we aren't releasing it tonight, its because I along with the other investigators are going to do a conference call, share what information we have collected make sure we have all the facts correct and release a properly written statement based on the factual information we have obtained.

Follow these links to see what this Bigfoot shooting story is all about:
  1. Breaking: Possible Bigfoot Shot and Killed In Pennsylvania
  2. Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Update
  3. Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society Investigating Bigfoot Shooting Claim
  4. Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Probably Took Place North of Altoona
  5. [Update] PBS: Summary Report on Alleged Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Case 5-16-2013

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:12:00 PM PDT

    First ha....

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:14:00 PM PDT

    Fkn robot

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:15:00 PM PDT

    Second

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  4. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:20:00 PM PDT

    This just in.....bigfoot is jackin those PA cops up!!

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    1. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:21:00 PM PDT

      Has one of them hostage! Says he'll release him tomorrow night!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:08:00 PM PDT

      chewy your always on here, is this another bogus report or is this for reals?

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 12:37:00 AM PDT

      no he doesn't have a clue. he will be some loner weirdo n his 40;swhostills lives at home . who spends all their spare time n a magic monkey site. u r right he comments on every blog 3 x. weirdo. no doubt he will think up a funny 1 linger to put mw down. like I give a fuck

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    4. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 3:11:00 AM PDT

      Strange...it's like English, but then it's not. What is a 1 linger?

      Delete
    5. Chewbacca Thursday, May 16, 2013 at 6:35:00 AM PDT

      It's what you do in the back seat of Lincoln with you thumb..

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    6. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

      Got it. Thanks for the translation, Chewy.

      Delete
  5. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

    Huh.

    "The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle."

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2605

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

    Looks like I'm gonna have to miss work again tomorrow.

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:34:00 PM PDT

    Seems the Pennsylvania Nothing Society needs some attention. PNS- say it 3X fast...

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    1. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:38:00 PM PDT

      Hell yeah....this is the best thing to happen to them........aside from the new McDonald's

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:46:00 PM PDT

      Please don't mention McDonalds. I miss the Mayor and it's just too painful seeing that word. :(

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    3. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:52:00 PM PDT

      I'm starting to get worried.....I thought it was jail but he would have written. Then I was thinking McJung.....now I'm convinced he got married...

      Delete
  8. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:35:00 PM PDT

    Down with John Donahue, he is the one hoaxing the eBay community & a good chance he may be behind this hoax!

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  9. Tommie LindseyWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:41:00 PM PDT

    Daniel C.'s facebook post informing the PBS of the shooting has mysteriously disappeared. Was he banned from their page for hoaxing?

    https://www.facebook.com/pabigfootsociety?filter=2

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:47:00 PM PDT

    Good gracious, looks like it's going to be night #2 with no sleep writhing with anticipation over this news. Work can wait, sick day #2 approved and counting.

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    1. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PDT

      Just quit that lame job......bigfoot needs you...

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:57:00 PM PDT

      last night was night #2 with no sleep for your mum

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:25:00 PM PDT

      Yeah, she told me all about it bro. She actually hasn't stopped laughing about your micro-penis YET.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:27:00 PM PDT

      Ah ha ha ha ha............burn!

      Delete
  11. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:53:00 PM PDT

    HEY! Wasn't today the deadline for the Tim Fasano hoax claim? What happened? Come on Shawn do another Fasano post! You want your kids going to a good college don't you?

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  12. Mayor McCheeseWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PDT

    I just got off the phone with T-Fats, and he assured me that this whole story is bogus. But he sounded like he was pretty stoned.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:02:00 PM PDT

      bogus? a bigfoot story? well slap my butt and call me melba

      Delete
    2. Mayor McCheeseWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM PDT

      I have not been keeping up with my bigfoot news the past few weeks, I apologize. I'm assuming it was Jim Lebus that shot the squatch. :D

      Delete
    3. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:11:00 PM PDT

      Just like a Ninja........

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    4. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:16:00 PM PDT

      Now I can go to sleep knowing the universe is in balance....

      Delete
    5. Mayor McCheeseWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:20:00 PM PDT

      Hey Chaw Dog, I heard they captured three bigfoots and were holding them hostage but Charles Ramsey found them and set them free.

      Delete
    6. dont_got_squatWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:25:00 PM PDT

      sounds legit

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    7. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:47:00 PM PDT

      WELCOME BACK MAYOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      McCheese Army 4 life!!!!!
      We missed you! :(

      Delete
    8. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:13:00 PM PDT

      Well it was the Mexican across the street....but he did bust down the door when he was putting the TV in his car.

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    9. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 12:57:00 AM PDT

      I hear squatches love McCheese burgers !
      we could use you as bait ?

      Delete
  13. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:18:00 PM PDT

    "release a properly written statement based on the factual information we have obtained"

    Factual?? LMAO There is no bigfoot and that's just what they'll be "stating" tomorrow. Or next week, or next year. Wonder how long these coat tail riders will hang on to this one.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:41:00 PM PDT

      They must proceed in this manner. Simply stating "It was just a bunch of bullshit" doesn't get enough attention....

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    2. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 12:09:00 AM PDT

      I agree... what bullshit! Altman must proceed in a way that gives importance to something totally irrelevant. Just say not true and be done with it. You look like a jackass.

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  14. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:22:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)

    You gotta give em this...The most "polite hoax of the year.

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:24:00 PM PDT

    no, they'll string out the nothingness for another week, while basking in the warm glow of footer love. There are more firsts to be had from this puppy.

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:31:00 PM PDT

    They are a type of ham radio.

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  17. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:32:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)

    A polite nothing...

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  18. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:35:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)

    Still better than that GD bird video.

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  19. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:01:00 PM PDT

    Gold Memberships in the PBS, will be available for a one time price of $500 US, for the next 24 hours only. This membership will buy you a front row seat to the conference call AND a first in line look at the body, if there is one. We have it safely locked away inside of a top secret US Government facility at this time. Since we have all signed a NDA, we cannot release any further information.

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  20. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:02:00 PM PDT

    Just When I thought there was no hope the Mayor Returns to the fold! The universe has regained it's balance and the Misfits still rule!

    Misfit guy

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    1. TravisWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:09:00 PM PDT

      Mommy?..... can I go out and....

      KILL BIGFOOT TONIGHT?!?!

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  21. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:21:00 PM PDT

    mmmmmmmmm... Squatchy!!!!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:07:00 PM PDT

      I want my peanut butter to be Sasquatch labeled so I can say that.

      Delete
  22. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:43:00 PM PDT

    (bigfoot)

    Mah great grandpa was in the "Wizard of Oz. He didn't like it when peoples laughed at him about it.

    He gots MAY-AAAD !


    ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

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  24. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:57:00 PM PDT

    Hamfoot

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    Nothingtilltomorrowsquatch

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  27. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:06:00 PM PDT

    Last!

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  28. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:36:00 PM PDT

    FIRST!

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  29. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:36:00 PM PDT

    Well, it doesn't look like this is going to pan out. I promised to give a can of "the Skipper" to everyone on this blog if it was confirmed to be true. Now there's nothing left but a trail of broken hearts and a basement full of "the Skipper"

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  30. UnknownWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 10:40:00 PM PDT

    Baseball sized hail and a tornado headed my way. I was gonna go all lieutenant Dan on it, but then I might miss the announcement tomorrow...

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    1. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 7:41:00 AM PDT

      Bonus for the Forrest Gump reference. What news on the tornado? Are you still there?

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    2. UnknownThursday, May 16, 2013 at 10:08:00 AM PDT

      Hey buddy, we survived the storm. Lost power most of the night, but the tornado swerved north of us and hit Granbury, just south of Dallas.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

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  32. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 12:04:00 AM PDT

    I heard a rumor that a bigfoot shot his load in Rick Dyer's face yesterday !

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  33. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 12:10:00 AM PDT

    Story at 69:00!

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  34. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 3:09:00 AM PDT

    Who is Eric Altman?

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  35. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 11:42:00 AM PDT

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