Eric Altman To Release Statement Regarding "Bigfoot Shot in PA Rumor" This Thursday
OK. So, here's the latest update regarding the purported Bigfoot shooting that took place on Tuesday. This event was supposedly overheard on a ham radio and relayed to numerous investigators in the "Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society" Bigfoot research group. Based on this latest statement from PBS president Eric Altman, the group appears to have some level of success getting to the bottom of things. They have been in touch with city authorities and his group will be releasing a statement tomorrow:
A joint statement will be released tomorrow in regards to the "Bigfoot shot in PA rumor." One of the investigators on the case has a meeting with an officer from the municipal police department. Some very interesting information was shared with us today that confirms my thoughts. Details to be released tomorrow evening.
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And for those who are wondering why we aren't releasing it tonight, its because I along with the other investigators are going to do a conference call, share what information we have collected make sure we have all the facts correct and release a properly written statement based on the factual information we have obtained.
Follow these links to see what this Bigfoot shooting story is all about:
- Breaking: Possible Bigfoot Shot and Killed In Pennsylvania
- Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Update
- Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society Investigating Bigfoot Shooting Claim
- Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Probably Took Place North of Altoona
- [Update] PBS: Summary Report on Alleged Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Case 5-16-2013
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"release a properly written statement based on the factual information we have obtained"
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They must proceed in this manner. Simply stating "It was just a bunch of bullshit" doesn't get enough attention....
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Gold Memberships in the PBS, will be available for a one time price of $500 US, for the next 24 hours only. This membership will buy you a front row seat to the conference call AND a first in line look at the body, if there is one. We have it safely locked away inside of a top secret US Government facility at this time. Since we have all signed a NDA, we cannot release any further information.
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