Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Probably Took Place North of Altoona


We think we know where this Bigfoot shooting claim originated from. About 4 hours ago, Daniel C. left the following message on the Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society's Facebook page:

"You guys might want to check out the somerset county state police call log. I heard a call come over my scanner about a gobbler hunter shot a bigfoot this morning and they did find a body. This is no joke that call was real." - Daniel C.

This messaged may have prompted the PBS group to investigate the claim. According to our sources, investigators played back the conversation and confirmed that there may be something to the shooting. Moments ago, PBS president Eric Altman made this statement:

At this point all this is rumor and a claim. Once I have more info and more details, I'll update you. I can confirm we are investigating this claim, but as of right now. that's all it is, is a claim. We do not have any information or proof to support this claim. Once I have more information that I can confirm, I will let you know. Until we do, no further rumors will be released. We do not want to jeopardize any possible legitimate information at this time.

On Twitter, received a message from @pabigfoot saying the shooting probably took place north of Altoona (either Clearfield or Tyrone). It's unclear how this person got the information. Altoona is a city in Blair Country, and it's popularly known as "the Mountain City".

[Update] PBS: Summary Report on Alleged Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Case 5-16-2013

246 comments:

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    1. Ugh. Foiled again, Batman....

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    2. Lots of squatches in tooners

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    3. We need Redchun!!! He'll be our feet on the ground...Fuck PBS!! Is Pennsylvania near Ontario??

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    4. I tried calling Fox News and they told me to Piss Off....we need some Mennonite's on the ground.

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    5. I like turtles ...(before it was cool to like turtles)

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    6. I like Mennonites. Sexually repressed ladies pwn.

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    7. C'mon Chewie, I know you've pwned some of those whores.

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    8. Well, shunned is a better word for it....but I did not touch those sheep!

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  2. You boys been living in Moma's basement too long!

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    1. But true. No originality showing here. Just the same brain dead old #$%^ day after day after day.

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    2. Whats a "Moma" ...OH! i see, you can't spell, my bad

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    3. This first stuff is getting old (as if it wasn't stupid from the get go). Why don't you parents' basement dwellers mix it up a bit and instead try to be last on these articles.

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    4. ^^^^^^. How exciting to be last like you. Get back on the porch junior !

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    5. You firsting jackasses need to give it up. I come here to read about bigfoot. I don't come here to read about you guys getting your jollies by being first. I sure hope that you firsters are prepubescent teenagers and not adults. Because, if you are adults, that would only multiply your truly being losers many times over.

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    6. angry footer is angry

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    7. I come back 24 hours later and still lame (facepalm)

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    8. My Bigfoot Evidence Haiku

      Worthy talk he seeks
      Here- a blog about ape men
      What a taterhole....

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    9. I wonder if all "samurai chatter" is in the form of haikus?

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    1. Go to the BFF to see what DWGAY has to say

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    2. Does he spout insanity? I bet he does.

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  4. Just north of Loney-Altoona?

    MMG

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    1. I see what you tried to do there

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  5. Someone, probably Smeja calling the police to say he shot another bigfoot.
    Hopefully he shot Dyer.

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  6. Live feeds from Blair county, Pa!

    http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2247

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  7. Well this outta be worth a couple of years of bullshit on the bigfoot forums before it's confirmed as a hoax, huh?

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    1. No shit...

      How many "dead bigfoot bodies" have there been in the past year? 4 or 5?

      Just another hoax until somebody shows a body

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    2. Lets just say it was true for a second. Does anyone think they would actually let any bigfoot researchers anywhere near the body?

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    3. ^haha that's a really good point.


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    4. I'm sure the MIB will end up with it, ruining it for all. LOL

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    5. I heard that Donald Trump is having the body carved up for steaks.

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    1. ^ MIB - where's the body?!?!

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    2. Hey, someobody claimed something. So shut up.

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    3. okay, let yourself get jerked off if you want to. nobody claimed anything. some one is messing with people. this story is NOWHERE!!

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    4. Can't we all get along? We need some bigfoot poetry here to soothe everybody's nerves.

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    5. limericks about nantucket perhaps?

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    6. Ricky's tater is red
      bleevers are blue
      Bigfoot's not real
      And Skank Ape ain't too

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    7. Bigfoot is in the trees
      eating ants and bees
      some people feel
      that he is not real
      or just a bum with fleas


      Good god that's lame

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    8. Don't be so hard on yourself, still better than this hoax.

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    9. uh huh huh huh huh you said hard on, cool

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    10. I was hoping someone would call me on that one. Pwned.

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    11. Believers rule.
      Skeptics drool.

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  9. Altoona is not in somerset county

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  10. "This is no joke that call was real."
    ^
    Oh Em Gee!

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  11. This is somehow linked to the bogus video you posted earlier of the turkey hunter and cow bones.

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  12. its over you furry fuck... someone finally shot one of you!

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  13. Oh Jeez... they're not going to release any more rumors? Damn them!

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  14. I hear that UFOs were spotted last night in 'tooners.

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  15. Somebody call MABRC, they want in on this action.

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  16. Some people also like the idea of different flooring surfaces
    for a quarters.

    my blog post; imprezy integracyjne

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  17. So to occupy time while we wait for confirmation. How about a question for the group. If you came home from work and found your wife in bed with the milk man would you be more upset if she was letting him have her taterhole?

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    1. Can I please have your work hours so I can partake of your generous nature?

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    2. ^He's a guy that taterholes peoples wives when the husbands are at work, apparently...

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    3. I want that job. The benefits seem decent, I wonder how well it pays

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    4. It doesn't pay squatch.

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  18. Not a whole lot of people today in this area, you can buy a home for under 10K.

    This area defenetly has enough land for a Sasquatch live & hide! This is no joke, it defenetly is an area where this could happen - this area has the ingredients needed for an event like this to occur.

    I'm not saying this was a Saquatch but so far the area is perfect for this to happen, when & if this happens it will be an area that is similar to Altoona!

    IT WILL NOT BE AN AREA IN LAS VEGAS BEHIND A WAL-MART!!!

    Deep in the wilderness of Oregon, California or other states that have low populations like this area

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    1. It was San Antonio and it was a Home Depot.

      - Dick Ryder

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    2. That's how much I pay attention to Rick Dyer!
      SORRY FOR THIS MISTAKE!

      Oh, San Antonio is an area I believe has zero possibility of something like this happening as-well.......well maybe one percent or less.....way less!

      But hey, anything is possible!

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  19. Most likely this really happened. If someone overheard this on a radio, can there be any doubt? To celebrate this momentous occasion, once this is all confirmed I will buy everyone that visits this blog a can of "the Skipper", Safeway's version of Dr.Pepper.

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    1. I'll be glad when this hoax comes out

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  20. A turkey hunter is mandated to hunt with a shotgun that shoots very small pellets. To kill a purported creature of this size, the barrel's end would have to be touching a kill zone at point blank range. At least that much of the story is sketchy enough to say it is false.

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    1. Maybe BF is a pussy. Ever consider that?

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    2. True but hunters like myself carry a .45 strapped to my hip. Running across a mountain lion or a grizzly when I lived up North was always a possibility. But in PA you make a valid point.

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    3. Pump three 3 1/2 inch magnums with #4 shot into anything's face and it's at least going to be permanently blind, but probably dead.

      Plus all it would take is one pellet to go through the common carotid or common femoral arteries, which are pretty superficial and carry a large volume of blood, to bleed something out pretty damn quick.

      The shotgun argument is bullshit, ill informed, and makes it quite clear that you don't know much about firearms.

      That being said, I still don't think this happened at all.

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    4. I'm going to rub one out anyway

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    5. Not true! A shot gun even a crappy one will put a Turkey down easy!!!!!

      Easier than shooting a duck in the air!!!!!

      Watch the Turkeys beard rip of at a high rated speed if you shoot a Turkey!

      DUH!!!

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    6. Sure Travis if it makes it through the skin. You would have to be at close range. The guy was probably using a 12ga bird shot which would barely scratch the surface of a large animal.
      Now if he got a face shot in at close range (giggitty) he could blind it or badly wound it load a slug and boom. But like you I do not think this happened.

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    7. only an idiot would shoot something large, far larger than a bear with a turkey gun. and i wouldn't want to shoot a grizzly bear with a .45 acp either. a very strong chance that the not dead yet bear will tear your head off. the shotgun point is not ill informed. over 20 yrds. off and that gun won't do shit, even three n' a halfs won't do. remember this a goddamn 600 to 800 lb. creature. and that my, imaginary grizzly adams, would be firearms expert is why this whole story is a hoax.

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    8. As an avid bird hunter and shot gun enthusiast, I am certain that a shotgun with turkey loads can easily kill tons of animals large or small, up to fifty yards, easily!

      It's all about shot placement.

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    9. you dont hunt spring gobbler with anything less than #4 shot, i personally used to use #2, and 00 is not unheard of. you dont kill a gobbler with a 3 inch beard with #6 or #7 and a half shot unless you're right on top of it, they're a tough bird. j.w. smith

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    10. being "right on top of it" is the only way this scenario could pan out. but shit, why would anyone shoot a bigfoot anyway. makes you wish another "tribe" member was near by to dispatch the human.

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    11. good thing we're discussing the ballistics of something that never happened.

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    12. But and a big but...... What if this bigfoot is a child? Shotgun would do just fine. Just might not be a adult bf.

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    13. I mean a 12 gauge with turkey shot would not be my first choice if I was going after bigfoot. No way in hell. But if you stumbled across something that big and pumped three rounds in to it, there's a chance you would rip it up good enough to kill it.

      I don't think it happened anyway, I just don't think the shotgun argument is a valid reason to doubt it

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  21. Part of the article reads, "At this point all this is rumor and a claim..."

    That's all you need to read to know that this story is yet another bigfoot BS hoax.

    Next.

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    1. Many humans have been killed with a shotgun!

      Just depends on the pellets hitting the right area, does not matter how big and strong a person is!

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  22. See Lindsay,POLICE REPORT,does dyer have one?Duh,no.

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  23. Apologies to Harry and Rush,I still read here but rarely comment

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    1. Hey, RumFer! How's life?

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    2. Rush still rules,rock and roll hall of fame!

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    3. My Dad asked me if I wanted to go to a Rush concert. I laughed and said Rush sucks!

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    4. Your dad went and had a great time,got high too,could have been you,oh well

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    5. What do a Rush concert and bigfoot hoaxes have in common? They both fool people.

      Rush uses backing tracks when they play live. Almost all of the keyboards, some guitar parts, and some vocal parts are played on backing tracks. Not samples, not sequences, but full pre-recorded karaoke style backing tracks.

      I prefer real bands, bands that play it all live (unfortunately, many bands cheat with backing tracks).

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    6. Rush pwns, haters are missing out.

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    7. A three man band that sounds like eight people,and Geddy playing synthesizer and bass pedals with his feet,you enjoy the whitestripes

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    8. I'm also the great gatsby,don't want to fool you

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    9. With some parts played on a pre-recorded backing tracks.

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    10. People love or Hate Rush,we all love bigfoot,goodnight people

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    11. Bigfoot is real. Rush "live" is fake.

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    12. Still many times more impressive than practically any rock band.

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    13. Except any band that actually plays all of their own music without having to rely on recordings to do it.

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    14. Anyone with some musical knowledge knows that what Rush does live is damn impressive. They are legend.

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    15. KISS play their own instruments!

      (As well as they can, at least)

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    16. Ramones played their garbage live and when I saw them it was freaking terrible. And that was 4 chords per song, maybe.

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    17. I don't pay $50 for a concert ticket to listen to a band play along with pre-recorded backing tracks. Of course you can seem more impressive when your tracks are keeping perfect time and playing many of the parts.

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    18. I will pay $50 to see a Hall of Fame band, no prob. Cheap as hell compared to seeing Taylor Swift or some shit. Plus I get to listen to Getty playing legit bass lines, Peart kicking ass, and Lifeson's solos. Plus the show is great, piped in background or not.

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    19. For $50 I can buy some used Rush CDs and hear the same karaoke tracks over and over.

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    20. My 8 year old is slowly getting into The Dark Side of the Moon...

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    21. Oh great. Just what you want. A kid who grows up smoking dope and hates organized religion.

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    22. Hey rum, yeah, Rush Rules.

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    23. Does your 8 year old know where I can get some acid, huh?

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    24. The lunatic is on the grass.

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  24. I'm not getting any warm and fuzzies about this bigfoot shooting story. It smells of hoax.

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    1. Doesn't seem like its getting any traction. Whoever today's liar is, he sucks. Back to hoaxing school....

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    2. woke up the old blog tonight though. hoaxy shitters!

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  25. Just saw Bigfoot allegedly shot in Pa. scrolling across the screen on CNN.

    I hope they give some details.

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    1. If CNN says it its a definite hoax

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    2. ABC is reporting it live now too. This could be it folks. They said something about "bigfoot like creature" shot and killed by Pennsylvania hunter.

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    3. I saw it on ABC too. This is getting exciting.

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    4. Yup. I just saw it on CBS too. I'm going to laugh in the skeptards faces when this gets out to the world. Dr. Krantz, Dr. Meldrum, John Green, and many others are about to be vindicated. This is really big.

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    5. Fox is scrolling Bigfoot Found ?

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    6. Lol! You're the same person, you're not fooling anyone. It wasn't reported by abc or cnn or any other news channel you asshole

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    7. I never thought I'd live to see the day !

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    8. Same person? I posted one, not the others. Are you actually paying attention to the news, or is there no reception in your parents' basement using your rabbit ears antenna?

      It's on some of the news networks right now.

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    9. NO ITS NOT! NOBODY BELIEVES YOU!

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    10. Believe me or not, it's true. Unbelieving jackass. Doubter! Bigfoot hater!

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    11. I see it reported on Hannity. He cut in on Rove to take everyone to live coverage. Rove understood cuz he knows a great hoax when he sees one.

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    12. HAHAHA! I fooled you all!! Its not on the news!! HAHAHA

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    13. No I swear I saw it.

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    14. I just saw it on Disney Junior!

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    15. CNN is all over this story ! What a day !

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    16. Screw the news. Tosh.0 is on

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    17. funny, I've been watching cnn for about 2 hours and they haven't mention anything about a bigfoot

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    18. Karl Rove said it's more legit than his WMD hoax.

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    19. Has it mentioned anything about Angelina's hooters? I suppose that's a hoax too...ha!

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    20. Dr. Krantz, Dr. Meldrum, John Green, and many others are about to be vindicated.

      yeah if by vindicated you mean pwned

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  26. i live about 45 minutes fromthat place.....

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    1. Drive over there and see what's going on. Then report back to the rest of us here. Thanks.

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    2. We'll be waiting right here

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    3. I just drove by there. All sorts of crazy shit going on. I'd tell you, but "They" made me sign an NDA.

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    4. Who are "they?" Probably government agents, right?

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  27. This story is gearing up for a Big You'll Get Nothing and Like it...and all you MoFo's know it. If you don't, ya better learn the Sasquatch Creed.

    YGNALI

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    1. ^
      Bigfoot obsessed homo Dmaker on the BFF.

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    2. get nothing guy will shine once again!!!

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  28. Goddamn bigfoot is an entertaining hobby for a skeptard.

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    1. Are you pretending not to bleeve because you think it makes you look like less of an asshole for being obsessed with a mythical creature ?

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    2. Exactly! Although I am equally obsessed with the exceptionally credulous. You guys are great.

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    3. You can google credulous to find out what it means. Then get back to entertaining me with you magic monkey stories and retarded hoaxes. K,thx

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    4. I saw one. However, everyone else from Ray Wallace to Dyer and all the rank and file footers are liars and fools. Its me Bigfoot against the world...you bastards...

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    5. me and bigfoot...and Travis. He seems honest...you bastards...

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    6. apparently the bigfoot was actually Jerry Sandusky trying to make his escape from a chain gang. The guards shot him 124 times, then ran over him with a truck 12 times, and set him on fire, all in self defense according to them.

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    7. You ain't kidding all footers are liars. Nobody lived in a bigger fantasy world than Kitakaze. Lied about working in the music business, being stalked, finding the P/G suit etc. etc. Then there was Parnassus and his 15 different professions. River and his 10 different sockpuppets on the BFF. That massive simpleton GT/CS pretending not be Fuzzy Gremlin on the BFF. Drew pretending to be a skeptic when him and half of his family have either seen or hallucinated Bigfoot..etc etc..

      Footers are nuts.

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    8. Almond Joy's Got Nuts...Mounds Don't.

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    9. Bigfoot ate my dingo!

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    10. Shouldn't that be a Yowie ate your dingo?

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    11. @ 7:02:00

      Huff n Puff made up a lot of things, like 10 sock puppets. River used 127, and River.

      Several others were banned because Huff n Puff "thought they could be River" turned out to be different people all together. This was exposed via email and on the JREF.

      Kitakaze did not lie about the suit. There is a suit in Al DeAtleys place. Is it THE suit? Who knows... I'm sure it'll come out with time. I've never heard his music before but I did hear some of Rivers and saw videos.

      I still think longtabber/parn was alright, just a little overzealous.

      Drew just likes to poke at the footers. GT/CS is probably one of the more sane posters on the BFF. Who cares if theyre using a new name? Oh no! Can't take text from that person, my brain will splode!

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  29. This shit is NOT on ANY news station anywhere. You bunch of fucking degenerate bleebers.

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  30. It probably did take place North of Altoona...and it will probably never be seen again.

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  31. This burnt Bigfoot and daisy in a box all over again. Fuck I love bigfootin'.

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    1. Gotta love it. Except this bigfoot isn't burnt, and it's not in a box.

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  32. T fats reckons he has image of the beast but won't post ?
    I call bolocks on this whole thing.

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    1. If Bolocks means Bullshit, then you sir are correct.

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    2. If it smells like shit, it's probably a Sasquatch story.

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    3. Or a Benghazi cover-up.

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    4. Fatsono will have his reckoning.....and we will all rejoice.

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  33. You need to get out of your mom's basement more often.

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    1. Why? I get free room and board. And with my EBT card and Obamaphone, what more do I need.

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  34. They're going to show the body on CNN at an 11:00 PM news conference from the scene. The suspense is killing me !

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    1. Yeah, I saw that snippet too. This is the culmination of 40 years of waiting for bigfoot. I knew it was real, but now the world is finally going to see what thousands have seen and have been saying for years. I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. There's no way I'll be able to concentrate at work.

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    2. I saw that too. I'm sure most of America is huddled around their TV sets right now !
      Tomorrow we wake up in a world where Bigfoot exists !

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    3. There will be nothing on cnn at 11. Thats complete bullshit. Quit posting that shit and then replying to yourself as if you're someone else. That's pathetic

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    4. I think Fox news will be at the news conference too. They're scrolling it across their screen too. I'm blown away by this!

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    5. Damnit I'm gonna blow my load.

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    6. I live near there and there is a lot of activity going on. We're hearing a lot of sirens and helicopters.

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    7. MSNBC is reporting that, on hearing the news, the editor of Nature Journal committed suicide

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  35. "Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Probably Took Place North of Altoona"


    Corrected:

    "Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting never Took Place"

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