Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Breaking: Possible Bigfoot Shot and Killed In Pennsylvania (Updated #6)


This is unconfirmed at the moment and we're still trying to figure out what exactly transpired here. According to our source, PBS is looking into a possible shooting of Bigfoot somewhere in Pennsylvania. "It has been all over the police scanner in the area," our source tells us, but he will not confirm the exact location.

To say that Pennsylvania is squatchy is an understatement. This state is home to the BFRO Jacobs creature taken in the Allegheny National Forest, and also home to the Pennsylvania white Bigfoot. Last month, a surge of Bigfoot sightings In Clearfield PA prompted police to put up traffic signs in an area where they were alerted to "increased animal activity". The report stated:

Lawrence Township Police continue to receive unconfirmed reports regarding "Bigfoot" sightings in the River Road/Kerr Addition area. Police have yet to secure evidence to validate these encounters, but caution motorists traveling on River Road to be alert for increased animal activity. Increased animal activity is believed to be the result of improving weather conditions. As a precaution, signs have been erected in these "crossing areas."


In October 2012, a Pennsyvania man claimed his RV was attacked by a Bigfoot:


[Update] Ok. Looks like this was overheard on a ham radio. Click here for the update.

[Update #2] Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society Investigating Bigfoot Shooting Claim

[Update #3] Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Probably Took Place North of Altoona

[Update #4] Eric Altman To Release Statement Regarding "Bigfoot Shot in PA Rumor" This Thursday

[Update #5] "Bigfoot Shooting" Probably Happened In Town Named Somerset, But May Not Have Been a Bigfoot After All

[Update #6] PBS: Summary Report on Alleged Pennsylvania Bigfoot Shooting Case 5-16-2013

112 comments:

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    1. Does anyone ever report seeing a Bigfoots package? Im sure they carry some serious heat mmmmm

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    2. True story, Rick Dyer was caught in a threesome with Bobby Lindsay and Tim Fats-ano. Ketchum was the camera woman and also fluffed them off-shoot.

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    3. Yo Hung McJung, asked your momma about her bruised chin ...

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    4. Go back to youtube Hiroshi McGina


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_wzhcG758

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    5. Anon 2:21, don't get Hung McJung angry before he goes HOMO'cidal on you.

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    6. Japanese translation of HungMcJung is 'faggot'.

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    7. Koren translation is "man of many balls in his mouth".

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    8. I want to Angelina Jolie Hung's mothers tits with a hammer claw. Too soon?

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    9. Hung's mother has 'legend' tattooed around her asshole.

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    10. Question for you Hung - why does your profile pic look like your taking 13" of Bobo Fay hard way up your brown eye?

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    11. Bobo's got his squatch-cock stuck so far up Hung's shit chute that his mushroom tips coming out of his mouth. Now that's some straight up gay ass "Cannibal Holocaust" imagery right there ...

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    12. Yo Hung, you know you mother fuckers lost the war, right? Now go get fetch me a combo number 10 with an eggroll and extra soy sauce, you basket fucking sucky sucky fucky fucky gook!

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    13. Knock knock.
      Who's there?
      Hung.
      Hung who?
      Hung my ballsack off your mothers chin as she sucks on the shaft ...

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    14. Cantonese translation of Hung - "Cocksucker" or "Roast Pork Dumpling".

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    15. BREAKING: Possible evidence of dry Rick Dyers semen along the outer rim of Hung's mothers anus.

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    16. Day-um Hung, these niggas just got raw on your ass like they name is Big Daddy Kane!

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    17. McGina shows back up when he thinks everyone forgot about his small penis video and brazen racist comments hes a McDouche

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    18. McJung is a Mexican you fools!

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    19. You are mostly racist assholesm get a life. The one u currently have is weak.

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  2. What is a good police scanner app?

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  3. Hmmmm... it'll end up like tyhe recent hoax out of Ohio.

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  4. That's just a picture of Rick Dyer assuming the taterholing position.

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    1. Go back to youtube and make another video about your small penis McGina

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    2. Ive never seen this 'video' you speak of, and I never will. Now, BOW

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    3. Hung, I didn't know you were serious about this shit. You should join a group or forum, lots of horny, hot chicks in this field....

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    4. Go back to youtube Hiroshi


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_wzhcG758

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    5. Hey Hung,how's the taterhole holding hope?
      Seems like you have a weekly Taterpalooza and any and all taterholers are having a turn on your taterhole.I guess that explains the grimace on your face.The pain must be unbearable.By now you must have a size 12 taterhole.Keep up the good work there little fella.

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    6. His name is Hiroshi Jung Hee and I guess he thinks hes witty, he will soon start up with racial slurs and he has self proclaimed small penis

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    7. Geez McGina i bet you thought youtube guy forgot all about you HA! .. Google is a hell of thing

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    8. Yikes hungshort jung getn mega pwnd

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  6. Hey! I simply saw one other message in another weblog that appeared like this.
    How do you know all these things? That’s one cool post.



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    1. HA! I am not going any farther with any comments. I am not wanting banned. Thank, and good evening.

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    2. If Shawn banned me, I don't know what I would do with my life.

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    3. ^ he wont. How else will he get his yens..

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    1. Enoch ya? Ya? Yayayaya? Em Kay Davees fill me thrill me!

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  9. Yay! A new hoax to make fun of!

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    1. wait, I haven't finished with the last 14

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  10. This is unconfirmed at the moment and it will stay unconfirmed

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  11. Is there any serious posting that can be made other from all the idiots.....you all will be put to shame when the truth comes out

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    1. I got your TRUTH right here and its goin in, then comin out.

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    2. Yo Hung, I'm sure your pops his pulling himself too - pulling his cock straight into your willing mouth.

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    3. ^this report is also unconfirmed

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    4. His name is Hiroshi Jung Hee and I guess he thinks hes witty, he will soon start up with racial slurs

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    5. Hi Lita,.....I got your serious post right here....the truth is, I love you. Now grab me another beer!!

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    1. I want to believe that your mother wasn't involved in a threesome with Robert Lindsay and Matt Moneymaker but video don't lie son ...

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    2. you want nothing, you'll get nothing, and you'll like it!

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    1. jeebus twavis, you got this pattern down too?

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    2. but I have a tshirt that says "shit happens"
      science!

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    3. Travis knows first hand the truth behind the bigfoot phenomenon as he is one of the people who has made up a bigfoot story. Only he and others like him know why. For the rest of us this fascinating human psychology endures.

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    4. THE OTHERS LIKE HIM ARE A KIND OF PEOPLE

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  14. this just in............. nothing....hah!! no one shot a bigfoot.

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  15. How the hell do you find these things out man where to I look on the scanner oh and what up Hung my nigga Hung what it do playboy haha

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  16. Enoch is down I repeat Enoch is down!!!!

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  17. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Hung.
    Hung who?
    Hung my ballsack off your mothers chin as she sucks on the shaft ...

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    1. "credible witness" by BFRO criteria

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  18. PBS=pwned broadcasting system

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  19. Here we go again folks....

    MMG

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  20. DAISY IN A BOX!!!


    YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!


    ZZZ

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  21. shawn you better straighten this comment section out or havent you noticed the lack of interest by bigfooters anymore. either that or change the name of your
    blog to pre-adolescent behavior 101 or why do i have 49 chromosomes daddy. because no one with an interest in bigfoot has an interest in reading what this pack of idiots has to say. sincerely, j.w. smith

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    1. i agree. this blog is pathetic. some how, latent homosexual 16 year olds have taken over. no worthy or relavant comments are being offered by these pinheads.

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    2. ^^^ omg im offended people are starting to learn the truth about the magical nonexistent monkey!

      stop it! stop it now!!

      lol...

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    3. What are you guys talking about? The comments here make the site. I especially like the bigfoot related poetry.

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    4. Son, this is now Trollandia. The trolls won fair and square.

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  22. Shawn will straighten nothing, and you will like it. ^^^

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  23. i am the great cornholio

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  24. Why is the dead bigfoot wearing a ranger hat?

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  25. The PSB is investigating...like they have any authority to 'investigate' or that local law enforcement will allow them in on something like this. Puh-lease.

    More smoke and no fire...if this were true, it would have been all over the airwaves by now.

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    1. Unfortunately for us footers....you are correct. If this really happened it would be all over the news right now. Instead, it's on bigfoot blogs.

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  26. 3 updates and we're done??

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  27. Another report said Somerset county, well that isn't north of Altoona, it's south west..i call BS on this one..

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  28. If the guy did shoot it I hope he took pictures or a video of it before it got taken and lost! These kind of things tend to happen with bigfoots. Its still pretty interesting to see what it is or whats going on.

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  29. Pennsylvania BFRO investigators are also working on this possible shooting case

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  30. HungMcJung.......Your avatar is pretty cool. Your face looks like you are in great discomfort. Did you take this photo of yourself while your mommy had her giant 1-inch asian spring roll in your stink eye?

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