There Are No Bigfoots in Norway, But What The Heck Is This?


Every time I make a definitive statement like "There are no Bigfoots in Norway", I start to sound like Matt Moneymaker on Finding Bigfoot. It's really weird -- I start to feel like him too. I don't know... Enough about me. Let's get to the meat of this post.

This guy in Norway claims he encountered a strange looking beast on February 5th while looking for wildlife to photograph. He says he has no idea what it is. When someone tells us they don't know what it is, it's gotta be something right? Here's what he wrote on YouTube:

The 5th of february me and a buddy went for a trip in the hillsides, looking for wildlife with our cameras. We then saw something that from a distance appeared to be a bear, but thats not what the zoomed-in picture told us.

There have been other similar reports in this part of the country.

We will not give up until we find it again. We feel that this must be shared.

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    1. Biker Blob, it's the back of an OUTLAW MC jacket, the reaper is clear enough, Bigfoot is a 1%er

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    2. this has to be real! Very blurry and moving right to left I'm convinced.

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    3. I haven't seen the video but to go by the still it's a DIB a dog in black.

      Someone's put novelty glasses or goggles on it which've either become covered with snow or reveal huge mournful puppy dog eyes gazing upward the entire ensemble completed by what could be a hat.

      Maybe it's Scooby Doo in disguise hoping to avoid Thelma and Shaggy and the depravities it has to endure just to get a scooby snack.

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    1. Can I be the best man? I'm the guy who pointed out you were stalking her, thereby encouraging you to man-up and ask her to accompany you to Fasano's Halloween barbeque. I'll get fucked up, hit on her mom, puke on the dance flaw and smoke crack on the dais. This will take the attention off you, and you can fuck bridesmaids and shit like that. Really enjoy the wedding, you know?

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    2. you can be my best man! lmao

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    3. Aww sorry, I already told T-Fats he can be best man, but how does head usher sound? Sorry man, that's the best I can do. I have no intention on fornicating with the bridesmaids though, Melinda Strudwick is all the woman I need and then some. Haha, well hopefully she gets back to me with the answer I expect...

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    4. Thanks guys! Gotta jump now. I have my kid tonight and I have to make his lunch for school tomorrow(my pregnant wife divorced me the day after my wedding-I did not have an "attention deflector" at my reception...)

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    5. Grow up, stop talking about me and using my name on this blog you stupid fucking cheeseburger head loser! I never went to Tim Fasano's party with you so stop bullshitting!

      M.

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    6. Sooo... You need some time to think about it then?

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    7. There are no Bigfoot in Norway?! There are no Bigfoot anywhere, period.

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  3. Haven't you seen Troll Hunter, it's a troll !

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  4. First! posts. Waste of bandwidth and juvenile.

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    1. So fake! Those steps are clearly not "inline". Nice try assholes! Better luck next time.....

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    2. Hey, no need for the language to get all salty.

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  6. It was me I tell ye! All sightings is me in my trusty suit! Now will ye buy my book?

    Bob Hilarious

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    1. Bob Hilarious, Hoaxer Numero Uno baby.

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  7. wtf is that supposed to be its back?

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  8. I didn't know they hunted in Norway. I thought all that they did was trade fish to each other.

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    1. and whale blubber.what is that fuzzy ball of fun?

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  9. I've got employment for the skeptards. You put little toys together for two cents an hour. Come on, it will get you off the streets. Let's go. Sign up. The work is easy, the pay is easy (on me). Let's do it. You skeptards who can't get work, you can charge out of your basements and trailer parks screaming. Yes, wear your fluorsecent outfits, standard skeptard issue.

    We just love out little skeptards, don't we?

    Sweet little skeptards, never hurt anyone.

    Ha ha ha.

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    1. What kind of toys? Buttplugs?

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    2. I keep my penis salamander in a jar.

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    3. Ha ha ha! Yes!!! The skeptards are specialists in all butt-related devices!!!

      How did you know?

      That's why I have selected the skeptards for this important task!

      I require their expertise!

      Because of their deep and intimate experience with buttplugs, I know the skeptards will assemble them in the most efficient manner!

      Thank you for your enquiry!

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    4. 7:45 show me the monkey or STFU !

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    5. Oh no, madam, I must insist that YOU STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Now, back to our regular programming . . .

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    6. ^^^^^^ Delights in licking Tim Fatsano's hairy balls for free cab rides.

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  10. RICK DYER killed the bigfoot on camera. and he called the world out by name tonight, including Shaun, and Meldrum. It's dead, he killed, so deal with it people.

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    1. That faggot Rick Dyer couldn't kill a buzz. The only thing he ever shot was his reputation.

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  11. Where are our gorgeous little skeptards today?

    Do they take Monday's off?

    Do we miss them?

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    1. I guess you miss them you asslick retard, otherwise you wouldn't be asking where they are. You must be another gullible believer whose feelings got hurt by a skeptic. There are NO magical mystery monkeys you dicklick, get a life!

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    2. You are not a skeptic, dickless.

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    3. You're right about dickless. That's because most most of the time your Mother's lips are wrapped around it and you can't see it. ^^^^^^

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  12. What state is Norway in? Looks like a dog.

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    1. Norway is in an excellent state, thank you for your concern, dear friend.

      (Reply Button Expert.)

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  13. I see the guy called it in the clip. "Some type of lab breed?" Why yes, it looks an awful lot like one of my labs working the brush for grouse. The "face" is just brush and leaves that make a face. You could even see the tail at first.

    Are we being tested on object or animal recognition for some reason?

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  14. Norway is in an excellent state, thank you for your concern, dear friend.

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    1. IT'S NOTPUS NORDIC WE JUST CANT'T FIGURE WHAT IT IS.

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    1. No, I'm from Canada and I've never seen this bush before.

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  16. Ken: I believe that's a Newfoundland Dog, I had one once looked about like that. 180pounds too, but not bigfoot.

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    1. What state is Newfoundland in?

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    2. Bangledesh I think, but don't quote me on that.

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    3. I think the dog came from Maine, so

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    4. I believe Newfoundland is a province of New York, or maybe it's New Jersey, not quite sure. I'll get back to you.

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    5. Yea, it's for shore one of those or turkey

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    6. I believe that one is near Prince Gerorge Island?

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    7. Didn't the British fight Chile over that?

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    8. I read once that it's in the southern mountains of Argentina... or is it New Jersey? I'll get back to you.

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    9. Isn't that the capital of Cuba. where the boat people go to florida from?

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    10. No, that's Mariel. Sorry, try again.

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    11. Ken, that sure could be a Newfy. Great dogs. I thought of getting one some day. I know a couple people who have Newfy Mastiff mixes. Holy crap! Those are huge dogs. Kids literally could ride them.

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  17. Its the large pair of balls belonging to the giant penis featured in an earlier post. Clearly, something went wrong during a teleportation. Somewhere, a bigfoot is on his knees with his arms and head lifted toward the sky screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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  18. What the fuck are we looking at? Is that a face or what?

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  19. proof of Meldrums lies and greed


    http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=5945571

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  20. its $12 dollars for a eer.no way are b hunter s going here,its also the most bring country in the world,alongside the rest of scabndnavia.


    bf in norway! kids

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  21. Can't any1 see that is an OUTLAW MC JACKET, must be a Biker Bigfoot

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  22. I think many of you should lick the butt plugs you so fondly speak of!

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