There Are No Bigfoots in Norway, But What The Heck Is This?

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Every time I make a definitive statement like "There are no Bigfoots in Norway", I start to sound like Matt Moneymaker on Finding Bigfoot. It's really weird -- I start to feel like him too. I don't know... Enough about me. Let's get to the meat of this post.

This guy in Norway claims he encountered a strange looking beast on February 5th while looking for wildlife to photograph. He says he has no idea what it is. When someone tells us they don't know what it is, it's gotta be something right? Here's what he wrote on YouTube:

The 5th of february me and a buddy went for a trip in the hillsides, looking for wildlife with our cameras. We then saw something that from a distance appeared to be a bear, but thats not what the zoomed-in picture told us.

There have been other similar reports in this part of the country.

We will not give up until we find it again. We feel that this must be shared.

Comments

  1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:41:00 PM PST

    nice blob

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    1. UnknownMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:12:00 PM PST

      That's a blog with an accent.

      Delete
    2. AussiefooterTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 12:41:00 AM PST

      Biker Blob, it's the back of an OUTLAW MC jacket, the reaper is clear enough, Bigfoot is a 1%er

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 9:16:00 AM PST

      this has to be real! Very blurry and moving right to left I'm convinced.

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    4. alanborkyWednesday, February 13, 2013 at 1:22:00 PM PST

      I haven't seen the video but to go by the still it's a DIB a dog in black.

      Someone's put novelty glasses or goggles on it which've either become covered with snow or reveal huge mournful puppy dog eyes gazing upward the entire ensemble completed by what could be a hat.

      Maybe it's Scooby Doo in disguise hoping to avoid Thelma and Shaggy and the depravities it has to endure just to get a scooby snack.

      Delete
  2. Mayor McCheeseMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PST

    First! M. Strudwick, will you marry me?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:53:00 PM PST

      Can I be the best man? I'm the guy who pointed out you were stalking her, thereby encouraging you to man-up and ask her to accompany you to Fasano's Halloween barbeque. I'll get fucked up, hit on her mom, puke on the dance flaw and smoke crack on the dais. This will take the attention off you, and you can fuck bridesmaids and shit like that. Really enjoy the wedding, you know?

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:00:00 PM PST

      you can be my best man! lmao

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    3. Mayor McCheeseMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:02:00 PM PST

      Aww sorry, I already told T-Fats he can be best man, but how does head usher sound? Sorry man, that's the best I can do. I have no intention on fornicating with the bridesmaids though, Melinda Strudwick is all the woman I need and then some. Haha, well hopefully she gets back to me with the answer I expect...

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    4. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:13:00 PM PST

      Thanks guys! Gotta jump now. I have my kid tonight and I have to make his lunch for school tomorrow(my pregnant wife divorced me the day after my wedding-I did not have an "attention deflector" at my reception...)

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    5. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:27:00 PM PST

      Grow up, stop talking about me and using my name on this blog you stupid fucking cheeseburger head loser! I never went to Tim Fasano's party with you so stop bullshitting!

      M.

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    6. Mayor McCheeseMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:33:00 PM PST

      Sooo... You need some time to think about it then?

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    7. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:59:00 PM PST

      I keep my cat in a jar.

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    8. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM PST

      There are no Bigfoot in Norway?! There are no Bigfoot anywhere, period.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:43:00 PM PST

    Furst, in Norway

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  4. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:43:00 PM PST

    Haven't you seen Troll Hunter, it's a troll !

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  5. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:44:00 PM PST

    First! posts. Waste of bandwidth and juvenile.

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  6. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:45:00 PM PST

    FIRST

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  7. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:47:00 PM PST

    ‎----------Oooo---
    -----------(----)---
    ------------)--/----
    ------------(_/-
    ----oooO----
    ----(---)----
    -----\--(--
    ------\_)-
    -----------Oooo---
    -----------(----)---
    ------------)--/----
    ------------(_/-
    ----oooO----
    ----(---)----
    -----\--(--
    ------\_)-

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:40:00 PM PST

      C00L

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:01:00 PM PST

      love it..!

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 12:36:00 AM PST

      So fake! Those steps are clearly not "inline". Nice try assholes! Better luck next time.....

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    4. AnonymousThursday, February 14, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PST

      Hey, no need for the language to get all salty.

      Delete
  8. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:49:00 PM PST

    Ees narwal im fjjjord.

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  9. Bob HilariousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:52:00 PM PST

    It was me I tell ye! All sightings is me in my trusty suit! Now will ye buy my book?

    Bob Hilarious

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    1. Real Guy For Real BabyMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:46:00 PM PST

      Bob Hilarious, Hoaxer Numero Uno baby.

      Delete
  10. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PST

    wtf is that supposed to be its back?

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  11. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PST

    I didn't know they hunted in Norway. I thought all that they did was trade fish to each other.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:30:00 PM PST

      and whale blubber.what is that fuzzy ball of fun?

      Delete
  12. Skeptard SweathouseMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:45:00 PM PST

    I've got employment for the skeptards. You put little toys together for two cents an hour. Come on, it will get you off the streets. Let's go. Sign up. The work is easy, the pay is easy (on me). Let's do it. You skeptards who can't get work, you can charge out of your basements and trailer parks screaming. Yes, wear your fluorsecent outfits, standard skeptard issue.

    We just love out little skeptards, don't we?

    Sweet little skeptards, never hurt anyone.

    Ha ha ha.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:50:00 PM PST

      Hug a root, SWETMOUSE.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:53:00 PM PST

      What kind of toys? Buttplugs?

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:54:00 PM PST

      I keep my penis salamander in a jar.

      Delete
    4. Skeptard SweathouseMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:57:00 PM PST

      Ha ha ha! Yes!!! The skeptards are specialists in all butt-related devices!!!

      How did you know?

      That's why I have selected the skeptards for this important task!

      I require their expertise!

      Because of their deep and intimate experience with buttplugs, I know the skeptards will assemble them in the most efficient manner!

      Thank you for your enquiry!

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    5. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:57:00 PM PST

      7:45 show me the monkey or STFU !

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    6. Skeptard SweathouseMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM PST

      Oh no, madam, I must insist that YOU STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Now, back to our regular programming . . .

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    7. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:53:00 PM PST

      ^^^^^^ Delights in licking Tim Fatsano's hairy balls for free cab rides.

      Delete
  13. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:48:00 PM PST

    RICK DYER killed the bigfoot on camera. and he called the world out by name tonight, including Shaun, and Meldrum. It's dead, he killed, so deal with it people.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:51:00 PM PST

      Zzzzzzzzz....

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:05:00 PM PST

      That faggot Rick Dyer couldn't kill a buzz. The only thing he ever shot was his reputation.

      Delete
  14. NewsflashMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:54:00 PM PST

    Where are our gorgeous little skeptards today?

    Do they take Monday's off?

    Do we miss them?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:07:00 PM PST

      I guess you miss them you asslick retard, otherwise you wouldn't be asking where they are. You must be another gullible believer whose feelings got hurt by a skeptic. There are NO magical mystery monkeys you dicklick, get a life!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:07:00 PM PST

      You are not a skeptic, dickless.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 2:25:00 AM PST

      You're right about dickless. That's because most most of the time your Mother's lips are wrapped around it and you can't see it. ^^^^^^

      Delete
  15. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PST

    What state is Norway in? Looks like a dog.

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    1. NORDIC MANMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:59:00 PM PST

      Norway is in an excellent state, thank you for your concern, dear friend.

      (Reply Button Expert.)

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  16. Big Jim JrMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:57:00 PM PST

    I see the guy called it in the clip. "Some type of lab breed?" Why yes, it looks an awful lot like one of my labs working the brush for grouse. The "face" is just brush and leaves that make a face. You could even see the tail at first.

    Are we being tested on object or animal recognition for some reason?

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  17. NORDIC MANMonday, February 11, 2013 at 7:58:00 PM PST

    Norway is in an excellent state, thank you for your concern, dear friend.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:03:00 PM PST

      IT'S NOTPUS NORDIC WE JUST CANT'T FIGURE WHAT IT IS.

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  18. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:03:00 PM PST

    Its in Canada I believe.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:14:00 PM PST

      No, I'm from Canada and I've never seen this bush before.

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  19. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:14:00 PM PST

    Ken: I believe that's a Newfoundland Dog, I had one once looked about like that. 180pounds too, but not bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:23:00 PM PST

      What state is Newfoundland in?

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:25:00 PM PST

      Bangledesh I think, but don't quote me on that.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:28:00 PM PST

      I think the dog came from Maine, so

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    4. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:35:00 PM PST

      I believe Newfoundland is a province of New York, or maybe it's New Jersey, not quite sure. I'll get back to you.

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    5. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:39:00 PM PST

      Yea, it's for shore one of those or turkey

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    6. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:50:00 PM PST

      I think it's in Seattle.

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    7. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:52:00 PM PST

      I believe that one is near Prince Gerorge Island?

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    8. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:57:00 PM PST

      Didn't the British fight Chile over that?

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    9. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:58:00 PM PST

      I read once that it's in the southern mountains of Argentina... or is it New Jersey? I'll get back to you.

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    10. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:09:00 PM PST

      Isn't that the capital of Cuba. where the boat people go to florida from?

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    11. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 2:21:00 AM PST

      No, that's Mariel. Sorry, try again.

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    12. Big Jim JrTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 3:45:00 AM PST

      Ken, that sure could be a Newfy. Great dogs. I thought of getting one some day. I know a couple people who have Newfy Mastiff mixes. Holy crap! Those are huge dogs. Kids literally could ride them.

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  20. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:09:00 PM PST

    Its the large pair of balls belonging to the giant penis featured in an earlier post. Clearly, something went wrong during a teleportation. Somewhere, a bigfoot is on his knees with his arms and head lifted toward the sky screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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  21. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:34:00 PM PST

    What the fuck are we looking at? Is that a face or what?

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  22. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:34:00 PM PST

    proof of Meldrums lies and greed


    http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=5945571

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  23. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 12:15:00 AM PST

    its $12 dollars for a eer.no way are b hunter s going here,its also the most bring country in the world,alongside the rest of scabndnavia.


    bf in norway! kids

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  24. AussiefooterTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 12:34:00 AM PST

    Can't any1 see that is an OUTLAW MC JACKET, must be a Biker Bigfoot

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  25. AnonymousWednesday, February 13, 2013 at 7:06:00 AM PST

    TTTRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!

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  26. AnonymousThursday, May 30, 2013 at 10:18:00 AM PDT

    I think many of you should lick the butt plugs you so fondly speak of!

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