The Smart Ape Theory As Explained By Jack Barnes Will Make You Feel Dumb


Let's see-- What is the Smart Ape Theory? We just finished listening to 7 minutes of what the FB/FB guy (Jack Barnes) had to say about their theory and this is what we "think" it is: Basically, humans are in the process of dumbing down because we work in larger groups, and as a consequence, makes us less intelligent. Since Sasquatches are born into smaller groups, and their brains are much bigger, they are potentially smarter than us. Did we get that right? Ahhh.. nevermind, we'll just buy the book.

Here is what one person thought about their theory:

Huh. The Smart Ape theory sounds ridiculous. It doesn't take into account any evolutionary science, it doesn't take into account the discoveries that brain size is not entirely dependent on intelligence, and it doesn't take into account the glaring fault in the theory - humans, as social as we are, are the most intelligent species on the planet. They can be just as forest-savvy as any Sasquatch, given the right upbringing. Look at native tribes in S. America and PNG. Ridiculous!

- napalmnacey

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  1. I'm sure there are many Sasquatch out there that are much smarter than most humans.

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    1. Please explain...... You cant use they avoided detection or capture for this long either.

      All that proves is a very small amount of people are hiking deep in the woods or swamps looking for a creature with such a low population that they may not exist. Now take that population and spread them out across 4 million square miles.

      Good luck finding them....

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    2. I think CBALLZ was making a comment on society in general.

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    3. CBALLZ I agree, all you have to do to prove your statement is look at the comments here.

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    4. Seriously? Call me when a squatch makes fire or builds a skyscraper..... Until then just enjoy your stick birthing stations...

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    5. Most humans are more smarter than CBALLZ & bigfoots_braski

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    6. They are not smarter than humans, they just have magical supernatural powers that make it seem like they are.

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  2. That sounds even worse than the idea that sasquatch is a sloth. Lol... F off!

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  3. If they were truly smarter than us, they would have evolved civilization by now, they would be running the planet basically. Something equal to or smarter than us that was also bigger and stronger than us? nature would have selected for them to be running the show. That's a silly thing to say and shows NO knowledge of evolutionary biology and the way evolution works.

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    1. I assume you speak of IQ when mentioning how smart they are.

      What about EQ? It's a different type of intelligence. Perhaps a bit smarter in this regard since they are psychic.

      If I were a betting man (which I am unfortunately) I would put money on the latter. You reek of western ethnocentricism in your analysis.

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    2. If they were smarter than us then they would be running the show. effing PERIOD.

      This is how nature works, if you are better at survival, adapting to environments and creating efficient ways to do your tasks, than another animal you will be dominant over it. If you add in a brute strength increase as well, you will end up with a dominant animal, end of story.

      you reek of basement stupidityand being a general pu$$y

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    3. Oh and psychics don't exist. No evidence to the contrary, so your a double gullible idiotic pu$$y.

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    4. Why does every counter argument end with someone callling the other person a name?

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    5. They are smarter in their environment Nick B . He's not saying they should be a doctor! I bet if you got off of your computer and were plopped down in the middle of the wilderness with nothing but the clothes on your back you probably wouldnt last a day. At that point a squirrel would be more intelligent than you.

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    6. I'm ex military smart-ass and I've hunted and been an amature herpetologist. I know the woods pretty darn well, and how to survive in them.

      So put that and yer pipe and smoke it

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  4. Not to mention that being elusive isn't a bi-product of intelligence always. It's also a bi-product of being prey, (and many many prey species are not smart).

    This reeks of 4 guys smoking weed and watching Nat Geo and going"whoah, what if like Bigfoot was smarter than us?"

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    1. Nick- they are smarter than you for sure.

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    2. Sounds like the weed has gotten to your cortex Nick. Just say no to drugs!

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    3. lol, I love the wimps who hide behind anon and make silly comments like this.

      A) don't smoke weed

      B) I'm a 1%'er IQ wise

      C) my argument is based entirely on the reality of evolutionary biology, when you have a counter-argument be sure and present it. But countering with" yer smoking weed" isn't an argument. it's trolling, and yer gonna end up getting cheetos on yer keyboard and you know yer mom hates it when you do that.

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    4. I'm a 0.1%er I.Q. and I have a name now! I guess my balls must have just dropped and am no longer a wimp!

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  5. Not interested in zoology, only cryptozoology. Too many rules in the former, while the latter is wide open for the taking.

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  6. If you want to fell like you are dumbing down? Watch a fb/fb video analysis

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    1. At least he doesn't end everything on fb/fb by calling everybody a pu$$y. Why don't you put together a site and spend hours sifting through tons of stuff and analyzing it instead of making 2nd grade comments in your spare time? Then maybe just maybe you would make sense!

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    2. I was responding to an accusation of "you reek of western ethnocentrism" which sounds EXACTLY like some pent up,snobbish PU$$Y!! sorry it does....

      I am impressed he spelled it right though, so Kudos to him.

      Like I said above, present an argument how an animal with an equal or superior intelligence level along with a superior physical makeup would not have been more successful than Homo Sapien.

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    3. You can excel in many areas , not always in technology . That's why gorillas are not building highways.

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  7. Belief in the "smart ape theory" actually makes it true, since it requires you to be an idiot!

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  8. This is all too complicated for my pea brain, I just wanna see a sassy NOW.

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    1. Your brain has to be at least the size of a peanut to see one. They are way to smart to be seen by pea sized brains

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    2. I can tell you this much. When the Erickson Project, Ketchum's mythical study and the Sykes study are completed and there's still not 100% PROOF. I am DONE with this shit, FOREVER.

      Honestly, I have no faith in the EP or Ketchum, so if the Sykes study swings and misses then it is OFFICIAL, its not real and I'm done. Anyone who sticks around after that is a glutton for punishment.

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    3. We are so glad you got that load of convoluted dumb logic off your chest?

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    4. Me too. I'm sick of having may naivete and ignorance rubbed in my face with all this tangential gobbly-gook. Throw a rope around the damn thing and drag it in front of a friggin camera.

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  9. Clearly, Jack Barnes is an idiot. His own video and 'theory' backs me up.

    This is a huge pile of stinky poop.

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  10. I think they are smarter that one human, Jack Barnes. I would think that if Squatches were so damn smart they would be driving a Porsche by now. Not only that they wouldnt run around with their own feces and urine stench all over them.
    Seriously even chimps birds and other things such as dogs and Cats groom themselves. Dear beloved we are here today to say that this big ape is smarter than ya........I just dont believe that. If where out habitat wher the woods we wouldnt walk around and throw feces at each other.

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    1. You missed the whole point ( maybe he is right in your case)! He is saying ththeory are more intelligent in their environment . Throw a hundred humans in the wilderness and see how the survive on instincts. We are losing that type ( not engineering type of intelligence) of smarts. We are losing that type of natural intelligence on survival. We rely on large groups .

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    2. but by that argument, beetles are more intelligent in their environment. Jellyfish are damn sure more intelligent underwater than we are. If the criteria is "are able to survive better in it" But the obvious argument is that humans are superior in EVERY environment. We are the mot adaptable and the most widespread species on the planet. well except for bacteria of course!!

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    3. I agree with most of what you said except your referring that we adapt to everything .yes with technology ,not biologically. We will never adapt to a water environment even though we swim in it.

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  11. Sasquath have proven intelligent animals can live on this planet without destroying it. I'm not sure what FB/FB mean by "smarter ape". I'd rather put my faith in Dr. Ketchum's study than FB/FB to be honest

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    1. That's why they call it a theory!

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    2. it's not a theory, it's a hypothesis, a theory has to be backed up by repeatable data and is akin to a law almost in the scientific world. A hypothesis is "well, it COULD be this..."

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  12. They could apply the same argument to squirrels versus house cats for crying out loud. What senseless drivel. Must have been a slow week watching the grass grow so they thought "what can we write about now". Heaven help us if this is the sort of tripe that will continue to be dredged up from these minds as exposes on supposedly intelligent theories. Never mind - put it in a book anyway - some idiot will buy it and some even bigger idiot will promote it.

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    1. that Bigfoot isn't real

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    2. My theory is that when not in the public eye, they dress up in pink tutu's. You might as well adhere to this theory as to any other where you have zero evidence and knowledge. Articles like this get so far ahead of the game the resulting theories become farcical and pointless conjecture. Stay with observations and forget the waffle.

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    3. If Bigfoot isn't real to you why on earth do you have such a facination with it? Must not have a job if you waste your time on many sites your not interested in. My theory is that you just troll these sites to hear yourself talk.

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    4. I have seen one and DO believe in them doofus. You completely missed my point which is - deal with what you can observe and forget the stupid waffle theories about what "might be". Next thing is we will see people discussing what colour nail polish they use. This is about science not philosophy.

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  13. This theory is the real deal folks.

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  14. The way i read it is that FB/FB are getting dumber.

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  15. Our society has become so self involved that we have no time to apprietiate what a beautiful land we live on.

    I am always facinated by the stories of these "wildmen" in the 17 & 1800's. People back then understood, they were working, farming and exploring everything this great continent had to offer. They were out in the bush and actualy saw these creatures!

    Today........as much as people think.......with technology and cameras, we should be seeing these "primitive humans" all the time. But, the fact of the matter is our society has turned to greed, and with greed and capitalism we are NOT allowed to enjoy and spend time in great outdoors like our kin could 150 years ago................................wow..... what we have done in 150 years!

    We have become so detatched from what life is, was, and should be in the future. We have set boundries as a society that is so unattainable by so many. We want people to work, and make other people richer. Why?

    You would think that with all the knowlage we have gained as a "species" on this planet, that we would have learned that every other "high society" before us......... has been wiped out! Why not learn from this, and realize, we are "species", an "animal", that has the cabability that no other animal has had before........................... lets use it to our advantage......................not for us, but for everything that was not made like us.


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  16. My balls are smarter than most of the people who post on here!

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  17. Anon 4:10. Nice 4 th grade comment. Apes are truly smarter than you and more mature. Stupid comment !

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  18. Brain size itself is not as important as the ratio of body mass to brain mass. I'm pretty sure that is the measurement people who think about these kinds of things use. The other problem is that its believed communication and grouping heightens intelligence. "Universal MInd", and all that jazz, comes to conclusions and the individual absorbs them. Anyone who bets on football games and understands how point spreads works believes this. Many games come close to the "number", and sharpies play middles. Thats how we got the name wiseguys.
    Bigfoots play teasers, parlays, and whatever other sucker bet that comes along.

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  19. Jerry Garcia was a smarter ape.JMO.

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  20. We have are smarts, and they have their's...the two should not be compared.

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  21. Gotta love the diverse crowd in bigfooting these days:

    Nick B...a smart anti-wimp who dabbles in the study of amphibians. Also uses dollar signs when he spells the word pu$$y. Must mean something.

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  22. Jack Barnes is not Jack Barnes. If you check it out you will find out his true identity as well as his partner Jeff Anderson. They have to pretend they are someone they aren't. If you truly want to get to the bottom of their gig do the investigation.

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    1. I'm too lazy/incompetent, can you share your investigation here? Just use code words.

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  23. It's just a theory, people. It doesn't make it right or wrong. I'm not a hater of the FBFB guys.

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  24. "The Smart Ape Theory as Explained by Jack Barnes Will Make You Feel Dumb"
    When I saw the title, I thought I had better check this out, because I haven't felt dumb in nearly a week, at least not since the recent Supreme Court Ruling (I guess that would technically be "dumbfounded", though). After reading the intro, and then listening to the video, I realized I had fallen victim to the extreme sarcasm in the title, designed to pull in folks like me and many of those who have posted already, no doubt. Really, it is not far off the mark from a claim that Mr. Barnes and his compatriots have made about their hypotheses (Their use of the word "theory" is in error, which I will show directly) and book as well: "It will make any skeptic look naive and uneducated. Your friends will have no answer for this book." - excerpt from the promotional video for The Smarter Ape Theory, the book.

    The difference between a hypothesis and a theory in science is:
    In the most basic and simple terms, a theory has been extensively tested and is generally accepted, while a hypothesis is a speculative guess that has yet to be tested.

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