Powerful Video By Todd Standing Explains Why You Need To Think Twice Before Shooting Bigfoot
America's favorite Canadian Bigfoot Hunter, Todd Standing, is a huge proponent of Sasquatch Species Protection. The media loves him, and he loves them just as much. Whenever he emerges from the woods after spending a month in solitude, you can bet your Canadian loonies that at least one TV news crew will be waiting for him in the parking lot with a warm cup of coffee. Whether it's about him being rescued from getting lost in the wilderness, or it's about a new footage of Sasquatch from the secret Sylvanic Valley, he does not need to seek attention because attention seeks him. What we're basically saying is that he's the Chuck Norris of Sasquatch Research.
Ok, that's enough ego rubbing for this post. The reason why he's back in the spotlight again is because he has a new video up explaing why you don't want to tranquilize a Bigfoot. He says it's a bad idea, and it could possibly cost you your life. This amazingly powerful video will scare the crap out of you and send chills down your spine. Standing is dead serious if you've ever thought about bagging a sasquatch.
Watch below:
You can't fool this species, we think it's just a dumb ape you can track but couldn't be more off. Gung-ho Sasquatch hunter BTK will be that casualty probably, man is indeed the most primitive of all animals on this planet and stupidity will bring doom.
ReplyDeleteYea how dumb we are. Sending men into space, landing them on the moon and bringing them back. So easy a caveman can do it.
DeleteDid that happen........actually.........?
DeleteYes, and every knowledgable scientist on the subject, from every nation agree on this.
DeleteTom:
DeleteYou'll sit and communicate about a mythical bipedal ape, but you'll question one of the most well-documented and incredible engineering feats of human existence?
Wow.
Everything you need to know about 'footers in one reply.
Especially ironic that said communications take place via computers and servers whose advancements the scientists and engineers involved in the launch can claim much responsibility for. The mission was largely about the number crunching: mathematical models and such to learn how to get the hell off the moon. You cant learn that by experiment!
DeleteThink about this.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing these sideshow barkers want is people trying to shoot bf. Imagine how nervous they are sneaking around in a bf costume knowing a bullet may ruin thier day at any second.
Aslo. If a bf is shot they will be out of jobs when mainstream science chases em back under the rocks.
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DeleteHeirmonius didnt look nervous in the saddle with Patterson or in the Patty costume, neither do most of these idiots that get filmed for youtub
DeleteActually Patty's no suit, but yeah he looked really dumb in his red Morris suit decades later.
Delete"Chuck Norris of Sasquatch reasearch"??????? awwww comon they can't be serious or that stupid. Can they???
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ReplyDeleteThis is the guy who went missing and was on the run when he angered a tribe of wild muppets.
ReplyDelete#1 Humans are NOT great apes. (We are Primates. Hominids, not great apes "hom·i·nid (h m-n d) n. A primate of the family Hominidae, of which Homo sapiens is the only extant species. adj. Of the Hominidae. [From New Latin Hominidae, family ..")
#2 Humans are not the only creatures that "ever" existed that walk Bipedal. All Hominids were Bipedal. For that matter, so are ostriches
#3 Mr Standing, If you really wanted to protect Sasquatch, stop the hoaxing and charging people for videos of Muppets!!!
Sorry for the rant everyone.. But when known hoaxers like this show their mentality and ask for sasquatch protection, they actually make it that much harder for species to be protected. :(
Google great apes include and see how much comes up including the genus homo with the other great apes.
DeleteWhy would a hoaxer ask for BF protection????
DeleteWhat is the motive behind a hoaxer wanting to protect BFs???? This very reason to me says that Todd is not a hoaxer.
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His videos are questionable for sure, and I don't know his motivations other than his heart does seem to be in the right place caring about this species.
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DeleteIt's more scam than a hoax.. He has these vids of supposed Sasquatch, but to view them you must pay. The money supposedly goes to the Species Protection.
But some of these vids leaked all over youtube. And they are obviously pupets. Never a full view. Just parts. The faces have eye movement and lip movement. And that is what he wants you to focus on.
I've seen the videos and didn't have to pay. And you non believers are dumb as far as I'm concerned. How many species have been thought to be exticnt and then re discovered? Not to mention that they have its DNA among other evidence but the scientist refuse to put it on the books without a body! It existed before so why can't it still exist? Lots of people have claimed to have shot these things so where's the man in the suit that's been shot?
DeleteHere we go again. Giving a platform yet again to a serial bigfoot BSer.
ReplyDeleteAll the descriptions of sasquatch ive ever heard, none of them resemble Standing's BFs.
ReplyDeleteThat is because his secret Sylvanic valley is Sesame Street
DeleteI just dont understand, is he trying to prove their existence? Is it just a scam to get money from the small percent of people who would actually believe that those things are sasquatch? If he is trying to protect them, the last thing he should do is prove to everybody with a gun they are real.
DeleteThe trick was that you payed first and viewed the vids after you paid.. But a lot were leaked on youtube. So when the scam was new, no one knew they were paying to see Cookie Monster out in the woods.
DeleteNot all us humans look alike either so that's a weak sauce argument!
DeleteAttention has gone away so he puts this BS out to stur the pot and get the spotlight back on him. Publicity stunt people!!
ReplyDeleteI love how he uses such dramatic language and harps on about all the dangers involved. Any naturalist spends more time in the same conditions that he loves to warn us about. What a cretin.
DeleteChuck Norris of Bigfootery? Really? Dramatic, yes. But he's more like the "tiger-blooded" version of Charlie Sheen. A bit looney.
ReplyDeletei think a team of navy seals could kill and bring back a muppet with out any trouble whatsoever
ReplyDeleteunless they heard todds scary music in this video
DeleteIf all you guys really knew ..you have NO idea !!! Trust me ..they are not muppets !!! Do not try and harm any of them ..you will regret it!
ReplyDeleteIf you want to know how they operate ... look at the world best jungle snipers.. how they operate ... and then tell me if you can take that sniper out ... there is you answer .. but remember ..that sniper is not alone! !!
DeleteI will slaughter the entire Bigfoot race to prove their real! I am serious here
DeleteYeah they're not Muppets, they're Puppets
DeleteStop trolling.
DeleteFraud Standing is Bi-winning!
ReplyDeleteTo Tzeith, sorry this won't let me reply right below your comment but you are totally wrong. Hominidae are great apes and we are Hominidae.
ReplyDeleteHominidae are Primates. "Great Ape" is not even a true class. Humans got thrown into that because We are the only Hominids left known to Science. It's evolutionists way of grouping us with Chimps, Gorillas and Orangutans. But logically speaking, How do you group Ape class with Hominid glass? Why not also add Baboon which is Monkey class? Before I offend evolutionists. Let me add that this is a theory, thus those who believe in it are acting upon faith. I do not think anyones faith should be installed into science. While is is a good theory, there are as many loopholes in it as "creationist" too many "Missing links" and too many oddball things such as the Platypus and Sloth (Which you would think would be a Primate but it's in the Armadillo family) Both Creation and Evolution run into the same impossibility. Something that always existed with no beginning, be it God or Matter floating in space creating the universe. If we try to force fit theory into science, we set our selves up for a wrong turn. Hence I do not use "Great Ape" for Humans... But yes you are technically right.
DeleteBut if Sasquatch are Scientifically confirmed, and they are one or multiple types of Hominid, I am sure the "Great Ape" Title will change. "Ape" is it's own Class of Primate, such as "Monkey" and "Lemur"... "Hominid" will have much more meaning.
Okay I re-researched this and you are absolutely right and I am completely confused. I was looking at the old scale charts that depict the other hominids. In the modern charts They do depict chimps, gorillas, and orangutans as Hominidae on one chart, and humans only by the definition. Maybe this has something to do with religion after all. lol It is as if creationist and Darwinists have their own charts?
DeleteWhat the hell is he talking about that Sasquatch is the only *other* known primate that is bi-pedal. Is Todd unaware of Australopithecus africanus, Australopithecus afarensis, Australopithecus afarensis, Ardipithecus ramidus, Homo neanderthalensis, Homo rhodesiensis, Homo erectus soloensis, and many, many others? Good grief. SWP
ReplyDeleteYeah those austrailians do walk on 2 legs. I seen dem
DeleteYou left out my personal favorite, Paranthropus Robustus.
DeleteThe only good thing you can say about this interminable drivel is that the ape and monkey stills demonstrate what a clear, compelling picture of wildlife looks like.
ReplyDeleteWhen you start with Darwinism you can end up in some pretty strange areas.
ReplyDeleteWhen you start with a clear separation between man and animals (e.g. animals are hairy, smelly, relatively stronger in most cases, live out in the forests and other wild places, don't cook, don't make fire etc)then you can see that no matter how human-like Pacific Northwest/Canadian sasquatch look they are still hairy, smelly animals.
Animals that can be shot to obtain a type specimen if you want to protect them. Does any human really think throwing rocks at people will genuinely scare them off for good?
Depends on the size of the rock lol. If I have a bolder flying by my head, yeah that might do the trick lol.
DeleteHairy Ninjas, they are.
ReplyDelete??? Powerful Video ??????
ReplyDeletemorgan freeman. stay out of the woods..
ReplyDeleteI'm off for my daily bf hunt, gonna shoot the dumb ape if I get a shot
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't for the great Todd Standing the subject of Bigfoot would be a joke. He is the wind beneath Bigfooting's wings.
ReplyDeleteTodd Standing for president....er Prime minister! Yeah!!!
DeleteHe may be a nice guy to have over for dinner and to hang out with at the bar and the bowling alley, but when it comes to his bigfoot BS, this guy is a jackass, as are other repeat hoaxers.
ReplyDeleteScary? No. Idiotic? Yes. Sasquatch doesn't stand a chance against a SEAL team. NONE. It would be a massacre. I understand he's trying to get protection for the species BUT saying dumb shit like that removes all doubt about him being a moron. A smooth talking moron but still a moron.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, this guy is a maniacal lunatic. Hes always running around preaching about protecting the species but at the same time, hes hoaxing people with taxidermy projects. If this doesn't scream "deeply troubled individual " I don't know what does. Strange MF'er indeed.
DeleteI shot a Bigfoot this evening it ran into the brush but it went down. It was getting dark and I could hear rustling around me so I got out of there asap. I will be going back first thing in the morning with a heavily armed team and multiple vehicles and we will transport it out of there.
ReplyDeleteGo for it. Maybe we'll be reading about you as part of the top story going around the world tomorrow. That would be cool.
DeleteOkay he made one point that I am sad to say I agree with.. I posted this before, but here in Washington, State Skamainia County has Sasquatch Protection laws. But the driving reason for the law was not actually to protect Sasquatch.. It was to protect humans who were out hunting, hiking or camping from being shot at by people with the sole purpose of shooting something that was human shaped.
ReplyDeleteIn Washington state it is a $10000 fine if you shoot a sasquatch.
DeleteTodd's undoing is his love for melodrama - the heavy music, and the overstated risks.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is, guns are superior to anything this animal has at it's disposal. The other thing is, intelligent and not so intelligent animals tend to choose survival, over rescuing family members, when death seems too likely.
I hope no one ever shoots one - but Standing's claims that a team of navy seals would not survive, if they shot one, is ludicrous. There will be proof of that shortly.
Hey the goverment should recruit them to hunt alQeuda in the mountains of afganistan!Wait ehy have not learned to use fire or tools yet but they will throw rocks at us? didnt cromagnon man learn that a billion years ago?
ReplyDeleteC'mon tom put all out there for everyone to view for free. And show a full clip. Only hoaxers show 10 second clips. U want to retire once science takes over then give science the bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteIt seems too convenient that the best way to prove Bf's exist is simply too dangerous to try.
ReplyDeleteAnd the videos strain belief.
If BF is proven to exist, you'll know it because it will be on every news channel, non stop.
im cofused. smeja says he shot the mother ad kid ad just drove off. wet back a few times and didnt have 'ucles,mthers,brothers etc...letting them take their last breath'. the usuak utter bollox from a known oaxer, why show a film f the ridiculas mask and expect people to listen
ReplyDeleteI don't belive for one secound that Bigfoot is just some dumb ape. He/she they, have to be more smart than any human. they may be able to read minds. if I was that ugly I would hide in the woods too. I do believe that they exist. I wish I had an opportunity to be able to see one. from far away of course.
ReplyDeleteman yall some ignorant motherfuckers, this guys seems completly credible and those of you that disagree are only doing so because its an independant research organization and not CNN telling you this. fuck i wish i wasn't human i walk this land with nothing more than over-educated retards
ReplyDeleteWhat a drama queen this guy is.
ReplyDeleteWhy would he invite a media source if he was a fraud? Think about it! That would ruin what he is trying to do. Don't be hating on him. Just pray he doesn't get killed.
ReplyDeleteWe are so quick to discredit anything beyond our realm of understanding . So quick are we to deny any creature that has defied us for such a long time. Our own arrogance blinds to the truth that there are many undiscovered mysteries on and off our planet. Scientist are always saying we need proof and then proof is provided they deny it. These animals exist they are extremely intelligent , masters of their environment . They are completely aware of our presence and what we represent to their continued existence. We are a threat to that existence, this the reason why they have successfully evaded us for so long. They bury their dead , they close doors behind them so as to not be discovered. They watch us continually and we are completely unaware they are doing so.
ReplyDeleteWe are so quick to discredit anything beyond our realm of understanding . So quick are we to deny any creature that has defied us for such a long time. Our own arrogance blinds to the truth that there are many undiscovered mysteries on and off our planet. Scientist are always saying we need proof and then proof is provided they deny it. These animals exist they are extremely intelligent , masters of their environment . They are completely aware of our presence and what we represent to their continued existence. We are a threat to that existence, this the reason why they have successfully evaded us for so long. They bury their dead , they close doors behind them so as to not be discovered. They watch us continually and we are completely unaware they are doing so.
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