Bigfoot Attack Survivor Speaks Out


From the Dixie Cryptid youtube channel comes an interview with a bigfoot attack survivor from the state of West Virginia.

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  1. I was attacked by a Gugwe and a Type 2 that teamed up.

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  2. I was sucker punched by a mountain giant.

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  3. I was molested by a canine variant type 1 Dogperson.

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  4. I have it on good authority that innocent parties were violated by Matthew Johnson and it was blamed on Bigfoot.

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  5. I'd like to remind you sir that DR. Matthew Johnson has saved the planet many many times. He is the leader of the 12! He is an American Hero.

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    1. That may be but I still wouldn't want to get close to him and risk his unnatural desires.

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  6. Granted he's queer as a three dollar bill but he's on a first name basis with ZORG the alien.

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  7. Impossible visits farted in my face. Twice.

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  8. Vic Cundiff slapped me around.

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  9. I was dick whipped by the late Dr. John Bindernagel.

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