With all the news about the new coronavirus spreading around the world, Bigfoot Crossroads takes a look at the past epidemics in North America, and how they might have impacted bigfoot.
I have it on good authority that Bigfoot was impacted by the colonavirus which was spread by penetration of the rectum. They say it originated from Great Britain and started with a guy named Joe.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
Corona sounds like something made by Toyota xx
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that Bigfoot was impacted by the colonavirus which was spread by penetration of the rectum. They say it originated from Great Britain and started with a guy named Joe.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is human.
ReplyDeleteLet me get this straight. A bigfoot virus is being spread in Mexican beer?
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