Well it's been another slow year for all the Bigfoot detectives. Another end of the year roundup with nothing in the corral again. Maybe next year the detectives will find that golden ticket at the end of the rainbow.
We are about to begin a new year again with no Sasquatch proof of existence. I have come to the conclusion it is pointless to debate with Joetomi. Every single point questioning how Bigfoot can escape detection is countered with an excuse. They are smarter, stronger, faster, acute hearing, more knowledgeable of the environment, can use infrasound to confuse, can detect game cameras - there is nothing they cannot do. All these assertions are stated as fact even though not one body has ever been examined. Joetomi requires you to buy into ALL these assumptions why Bigfoot is never found. I only require ONE thing to disprove my position that Bigfoot does not exist - a BODY. It's that simple - produce a body and every single argument I have made turns to dust. Surely with two dedicated TV programs, multiple documentaries, hundreds if not thousands years of reports and decades of pictures, videos, tracks and enthusiasts actively searching for them and not ONE body has ever been produced? It almost makes them sound paranormal.
Which begs the question which Joetomi has been evading and I now address directly to him: Do you think Bigfoot is in any way paranormal or do you think Bigfoot is a hundred percent flesh and blood creature? A simple yes or no will suffice.
And in the next episode of Orange is the New Black, our very own Joketomi will play the role of Glen Glenda, Bigfoot's prison beech. You should hear him scream every time he tries to take a dump. Dramatic comedy for shemales of all ages.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I watched a few episodes of Expedition Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteIs this show made up? It seems like it is scripted.
go back to watching the kardashians bro. it's more you type of spoon fed pap.
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Joe
Yeah, when they showed the glowing eyes in the last episode, I thought that it was staged and contrived. I'm calling scripted BS on this show.
DeleteYup. It's fake.
DeleteWell it's been another slow year for all the Bigfoot detectives. Another end of the year roundup with nothing in the corral again. Maybe next year the detectives will find that golden ticket at the end of the rainbow.
ReplyDeleteBut you and I know they won't.
We are about to begin a new year again with no Sasquatch proof of existence. I have come to the conclusion it is pointless to debate with Joetomi. Every single point questioning how Bigfoot can escape detection is countered with an excuse. They are smarter, stronger, faster, acute hearing, more knowledgeable of the environment, can use infrasound to confuse, can detect game cameras - there is nothing they cannot do. All these assertions are stated as fact even though not one body has ever been examined. Joetomi requires you to buy into ALL these assumptions why Bigfoot is never found. I only require ONE thing to disprove my position that Bigfoot does not exist - a BODY. It's that simple - produce a body and every single argument I have made turns to dust. Surely with two dedicated TV programs, multiple documentaries, hundreds if not thousands years of reports and decades of pictures, videos, tracks and enthusiasts actively searching for them and not ONE body has ever been produced? It almost makes them sound paranormal.
ReplyDeleteWhich begs the question which Joetomi has been evading and I now address directly to him: Do you think Bigfoot is in any way paranormal or do you think Bigfoot is a hundred percent flesh and blood creature? A simple yes or no will suffice.
And in the next episode of Orange is the New Black, our very own Joketomi will play the role of Glen Glenda, Bigfoot's prison beech. You should hear him scream every time he tries to take a dump. Dramatic comedy for shemales of all ages.
DeleteWill 2020 finally be the year Bob Gimlin sets down for a long awaited polygraph test ?
ReplyDeleteThis is a must.
Why take a lie detector test when you might incriminate yourself.
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