Sasquatch and Sixth Sense


From howtohunt.com on youtube comes more bigfoot info and encounters from a professional hunting guide.

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  1. Yes folks it is that time of year again. We must celebrate Joerg.

    Twas the night before Christmas,
    And all through the house,
    Not a woman was stirring in Joes bed,
    Not even an ugly skank louse.
    The faked footprints were hung by the chimney with care.
    In hopes that Roger Patterson and his fake feet would soon be there.The monkey suits were stuffed in an old wood hut,And in one special suit, was a nice diaper butt.While visions of leaping yetis danced in Joes head,From the 50 fake encounters he had just before read.And Joe in his panties, and his male friend in a cap,They had just settled down for a long wet nap.
    When out in the woods, there arose such a clatter.
    Joe jumped out of the vaseline, to see what was them matter.Joe ran to the window, and through up the sash,But all he could see was Leons thick scumstache.Joe tried to see a bigfoot, he thought he had won,But alas, it was dmaker, who had just schooled him son!Joe could barely belive it, out the corner window he saw,Freeman faking some tracks, some large and some small. And then he found something, laying stuck in a limb,It looked like a hair, from his moms nasty chin.He took the hair home and gave it to Sykes,Who tested it many times, some say even thrice.And what results did then magically appear?
    Why nothing but brown bear, and opossum and deer.
    But Joe was sly, he knew what he could do,
    He could lie about it on bigfoot evidence,
    And blame inconsistencies on YOU!
    And if Joe should get questioned about his big load of bull.He could always blame skeptics and call them a fool.

    Yes in Joes mind, he knew he was right, so he yelled from the shutters

    Merry Christmas My Hairy Monkey and to all a Good Wet Night!!!!!!!!

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    1. such a wordsmith you are Stuey. So did you get a lump of coal in your stockings or a topstone mask under the tree. Whichever the case you must be one happy toddler
      To the rest of you who aren't tossers i wish you a merry christmas and happy holidays. Be prepared to be schooled by either me or Iktomi in the coming year !
      2020 is the year of bigfoot
      oh, have u heard? Mayor is coming and she will blow your mind !
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. Ha ha ha ha - that'a classic Anon 8:46. Well done!

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    3. Ha ha ha very nice poem! Kudos#

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    4. Your poem sums up all of the BS surrounding “bigfoot” quite well!

      LOLOLOLOLOL

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    5. ^^^ world class tossers who still need nanny to change their diapers !
      tsk tsk
      cheers

      Joe

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    6. Thanks I guess for waking up at 5:00 AM to share your idiocy with the world.

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    7. No problem, hope someone gifts you a brain in 2020 so you can logically see that bigfoot exists
      cheers

      Joe

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  2. I am convinced that 2020 will be the year that sasquatches are finally proven to exist. Even though they are intelligent, incredibly rare, and incredibly shy, bigfoots will be unable to hide indefinitely from modern technology. I watched Expedition Bigfoot last week. Things like that new technology in which the exact location of a sound source can be pinpointed will make it more and more difficult for bigfoots to remain undetected.

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    1. Yup. 2020 will be the year of the squatch. Poison is the best way to take one out.

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    2. Poison is the best way to take out a squatch.

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  3. Could have been anything. Next

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  4. Merry Christmas Iktomi. I'm afraid 2020 will be another year with absolutely zero evidence.

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  5. Doctor has best chance of finding Sasquatch since they are Fae.

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  6. How to catch bigfoot; 1. Start feeding BF until they become used to it and expect it. 2. Stop feeding BF until they start beating on your house and throwing rocks. 3. Place Cyanide in food. 4. Hide in bushes with a six man team of ex-military armed with 2- .50 cal s e no auto sniper rifles., 2 others with .338 Lapuas and the other 2 with full auto 7.62 ATs.5. Shoot any and all Squathes who try and retrieve body.6. Collect body parts, using chainsaw; head, arms feet etc.7. Live stream event before you get killed by our govt spooks.

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  7. How to kill BF part2.
    Shoot one of the ugly sumbitches in the eye with a 12gauge loaded with 00buckshot from 15 feet. Do not use a pump gun. Use a semi auto with a drum magazine.

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    1. Thank you. You've just given me another idea. Place a stick of dynamite in a fresh deer kill. When BF steals kill detonate TNT. Collect DNA from blown up carcass. Live stream event with local national news outlet so when govt kills you, your legacy stays intact.

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    2. You can't detonate a stick of dynamite unless you have a wire and plunger going to the dynamite hanging in the squatch's mouth.

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    3. Revised plan. Call out Sasquatch. Call him a birch. Quickly shove stick of dynamite up his ass and RUN.

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  8. I like how Steve (the Hunter) call bigfoot researchers out as being ironically stupid.

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  9. Use a Gatling Gun on a group of squatches.

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  10. Ask Fat Moneytaker and Jeff Meldumb as well as Fraud to lead you to them.

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