Someone should poison a sasquatch with cyanide. Leave out some bacon and apples and doughnuts, and cover them with cyanide. The squatch will die within seconds, and there is your proof.
Except you'd probably also be killing innocent deer, bears , raccoons and other wildlife. Do you wanna become a heartless killer ? use our head mate not your todger ! cheers
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Someone should poison a sasquatch with cyanide. Leave out some bacon and apples and doughnuts, and cover them with cyanide. The squatch will die within seconds, and there is your proof.
ReplyDeleteExcept you'd probably also be killing innocent deer, bears , raccoons and other wildlife. Do you wanna become a heartless killer ? use our head mate not your todger !
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Joe
Collateral damage. If a few animals need to be inadvertently killed in order to bring in a squatch specimen for science, so be it.
DeleteAnd if some Cub Socuts or campers die too, it's a small price to pay for proving that sasquatches exist.
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