Why doesn't someone poison a sasquatch with cyanide? Leave out some bacon and doughnuts laced with cyanide, and the squatch will die within seconds after eating it. And then you will have a specimen for proof. Why bother with any other capture technique? This would be the easiest and quickest route to get a squatch body for science.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Why doesn't someone poison a sasquatch with cyanide? Leave out some bacon and doughnuts laced with cyanide, and the squatch will die within seconds after eating it. And then you will have a specimen for proof. Why bother with any other capture technique? This would be the easiest and quickest route to get a squatch body for science.
ReplyDeleteWhy don’t you do it? I mean, it’s such a great idea and easy... correct?
DeleteI don't live anywhere near sasquatches. And I'm not going to spend money to travel across the country to poison a squatch.
DeleteWell according to you, you don’t. But I’m wondering if you’d even know since you believe Sasquatch doesn’t reside in Missouri?
DeleteWowsers! He's full tilt mental!
ReplyDeleteYup. Iktomi "cut and paste" has turned this site into horse manure.
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