Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Which is more frightening; a chatting dogman with an evil grin or an naked and aroused Brian Sullivan with an evil grin?
ReplyDeleteImagine hearing a baby crying in the woods. You follow the sound until you find Gus Wormer clad in only a diaper
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a giant baby.