I'm convinced that the team of bigfoot hunters on the Travel Channel show Mountain Monsters will be the ones who finally prove the existence of sasquatches via either a capture or kill.
Here's how it will go down: (1) They will go 10 seasons without finding or killing a Bigfoot (2) They will start a podcast. (3) They will make the rounds to all Bigfoot conventions as guest speakers. (4) They will hit on all attractive females who attend and are interested in their show. (5) They will open a Bigfoot museum. (6) They will sell Bigfoot merchandise in their gift shop. (7) They will laugh how easy it was to fool people.
If it's so easy to fool people why don't you get off your arse and start doing it too ? answer is because you're a wanker who just likes yapping too much and can't put his crack pipe down to enjoy life cheers
.... and here comes Joe defending what may be the dumbest program ever produced concerning Bigfoot (and that's a low bar). You have got to be an absolute moron to believe one second of this program but Joe has risen to the challenge! It's now an old formula - watch us hunt for Bigfoot week after week and never finding it. It's tailor made for idiots such as Joe who are held spellbound with their every utterance. I'll bet he even has a man crush on these old coots. I knew you weren't very bright Joe but defending this show??? Wow - just wow.
here comes wanker PS lying again. i'm not defender the show you twonk ! I keep forgetting your reading skills are below child level so i guess i shouldn't be as harsh with you...nah ! Wouldn't a just luv making money off someone like me if you think it's so easy ? Go ahead, trade in your crac pipe for a bigfoot business and let's see you rake in the ca$h money bro ! i doubt you'd make enough pence to rub together because u neither have the smarts not the researching skills since you failed at that too cheers
Heeey!!! Mountain Monsters comes really close to catching Bigfoot every week... personally, I think one of those hairy lovelies is a double agent working for Bigfoot and sabotages the traps. How else would you explain it getting away every week? Huh? Dumass.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteI'm convinced that the team of bigfoot hunters on the Travel Channel show Mountain Monsters will be the ones who finally prove the existence of sasquatches via either a capture or kill.
ReplyDeleteHere's how it will go down:
Delete(1) They will go 10 seasons without finding or killing a Bigfoot
(2) They will start a podcast.
(3) They will make the rounds to all Bigfoot conventions as guest speakers.
(4) They will hit on all attractive females who attend and are interested in their show.
(5) They will open a Bigfoot museum.
(6) They will sell Bigfoot merchandise in their gift shop.
(7) They will laugh how easy it was to fool people.
If it's so easy to fool people why don't you get off your arse and start doing it too ?
Deleteanswer is because you're a wanker who just likes yapping too much and can't put his crack pipe down to enjoy life
cheers
Joe
.... and here comes Joe defending what may be the dumbest program ever produced concerning Bigfoot (and that's a low bar). You have got to be an absolute moron to believe one second of this program but Joe has risen to the challenge! It's now an old formula - watch us hunt for Bigfoot week after week and never finding it. It's tailor made for idiots such as Joe who are held spellbound with their every utterance. I'll bet he even has a man crush on these old coots. I knew you weren't very bright Joe but defending this show??? Wow - just wow.
Deletehere comes wanker PS lying again. i'm not defender the show you twonk ! I keep forgetting your reading skills are below child level so i guess i shouldn't be as harsh with you...nah !
DeleteWouldn't a just luv making money off someone like me if you think it's so easy ?
Go ahead, trade in your crac pipe for a bigfoot business and let's see you rake in the ca$h money bro ! i doubt you'd make enough pence to rub together because u neither have the smarts not the researching skills since you failed at that too
cheers
Joe
Heeey!!!
DeleteMountain Monsters comes really close to catching Bigfoot every week... personally, I think one of those hairy lovelies is a double agent working for Bigfoot and sabotages the traps. How else would you explain it getting away every week? Huh? Dumass.
Mountain monsters is the real deal .
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