You can lead a horse to water But you can't beat it over the head with a piece of rebar and stick a lit m-80 up its ass as you eviscerate it with a Katana whilst chewing gum.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
"I would rather be sodomized by an Albawitch any day of the week"
ReplyDeleteSo whitty and ghay.
You can lead a horse to water
ReplyDeleteBut you can't beat it over the head with a piece of rebar and stick a lit m-80 up its ass as you eviscerate it with a Katana whilst chewing gum.
More humor for those a bit light in the loofers.
"In his classic 911 phone call you can hear Jerry's cries of ecstasy as hes sodomized by an Albawitch and a Pukwudgie."
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"Dr. Todd Dissotel has estimated a male bigfoot's wiener to be. between 20-36"."
ReplyDeleteSo whitty and ghay
Thanks for the compliments. I'm blushing.
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