Sasquatch In Vancouver
From the Bigfoot Odyssey youtube channel comes an interview with Thomas Sewid about bigfoot in Vancouver.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
"I would rather be sodomized by an Albawitch any day of the week"
ReplyDeleteSo whitty and ghay.
You can lead a horse to water
ReplyDeleteBut you can't beat it over the head with a piece of rebar and stick a lit m-80 up its ass as you eviscerate it with a Katana whilst chewing gum.
More humor for those a bit light in the loofers.
"In his classic 911 phone call you can hear Jerry's cries of ecstasy as hes sodomized by an Albawitch and a Pukwudgie."
ReplyDeleteHi Mayor!
"Dr. Todd Dissotel has estimated a male bigfoot's wiener to be. between 20-36"."
ReplyDeleteSo whitty and ghay
Thanks for the compliments. I'm blushing.
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