Man Films Bigfoot In His Backyard
From the NvTv channel on youtube comes a piece of video footage reportedly taken by a man in his own backyard.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Iktomi/Joe/Stuey I will be starting an Gofundme page for you. The goals will be 1. To raise enough me so you can move out your Mothers flat and rent a room of your own. 2. Raise enough money so you can get the much needed psychotherapy you are literally begging for. 3. Buy a female realdoll so you can have "date night" once a week. Many of us are concerned with your tenuous grip on reality and feel this maybe your last hope at maintaining your slippery grip on sanity. JCAF.
ReplyDeleteRight-o ! Maybe you can save up all the money you've collected from scouring your trailer park for empties and put it into this gofundme page ? Actually I know you need the money much more to support your meth habit and I'd feel bloody guilty as heck to take your last pence on earth .
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DeleteI don't have alopecia it's that's what your hinting at. My peyronis is giving me a little bit of trouble. I have to have relations sideways but it could be worse: I could smell like Jerry Cline's butt.
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