Strange Things Happening In Florida
Tim Fasano encounters some high strangeness in the swamps of Florida during his quest for the skunk ape.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Me thinks Fasano has found something very important to the powers that be. I would be shocked if Fasano Doesn't go missing this fall.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Tim has been a thorn in the side of Florida fish and game for years. Years ago when I had a moderately mild security clearance I attended a meeting where it was debated whether to off him or discredit him.
ReplyDelete^ What the fuck are you saying?
DeleteExplain yourself please.
^ What the fuck are you saying?
DeleteExplain yourself please.
Tim is a God in skunk ape research. When asked about arch-rival Zaskey, Tim reportedly busted a nut laugh/crying so hard he was rushed to the e.r. When asked what was so funny Fasano showed an episode of Zaskey's bushes and tree videos whereupon the hospital took the unusual step of closing for 47 minutes while they played one of his (Zaskeys) tapes for staff and patient alike. Doctor Koran Lamar was quoted as saying "laughing is the best medicine and Zaskey has the goods". Tim was also quoted as saying "We need more humour in this topic in general and Mark is the Johnny Carson of BF."
ReplyDeleteTim is 2nd only to the honorable ‘Eddie Deezen’
ReplyDeletewho undoubtedly is the true king of skunk ape research.
Zaskey is remarkable. When he was born he was given 4 years to live. His brain and his lower intestine were inverted. In other words Zaskey has shit for brains literally. His brain is were his rectum should be. It explains why he sees "bigfoot" in literally every bush, stump, puddle, tea leaves, Ouija and in scatology. (Scatology is reading shit in laymans terms). Zaskey makes Jerry Cline look like Roger Patterson. Poop out Mark Keep on poopin'
ReplyDeleteFasano is on record saying he will beat the he'll out of Zaskey and his wife if he catches them near his area. "It's very unlikely since they film from their vehicle Fasano elaborates".
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