How To Survive A Bigfoot Attack According to Todd Standing


Todd Standing of Sylvanic bigfoot fame gives us a bit of advice from his bountiful bigfoot knowledge. How to survive a bigfoot attack.

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  1. I've reviewed all of Todd's evidence and can safely say he doesn't have a single legitimate image of Bigfoot in his research catalogue.

    If he has never captured an image of Bigfoot it might be reasonable to assume that he has never seen a Bigfoot, either in real-time or in analysis.

    If Mr. Standing has never seen or otherwise encountered a Bigfoot it might, additionally, be reasonable to assume that he does not have the first clue about how to respond to a "Bigfoot attack" and is simply spewing the verbal diarrhea he has become known for. The man is a huckster with nearly psychopathic lack of behavioral boundaries.

    He is P.T. Barnum without the money, charm or creativity.

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  2. I hear the reason he finally shaved off his beard and mustashe was that he realized how much all of his previous bigfoot disguises looked like him and he just couldn't fool people any longer.

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  3. What if you can’t find anything to eat while the Sasquatch is throwing you around oh lord standing?

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  4. Simply pull the head off the puppeteers hand!

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  5. Or you could punch Todd in the stomach if he's got the fur glued to his face.

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  6. Why do you indulge a proven hoaxer by giving him free publicity. Newbies might not know his sordid and long standing hosting. FUCK Fraud!

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  7. I can remember lktomi defending and supporting Todd in the past right on this very site. I wonder what he has to say about him now?

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  8. I heard he change his middle name to chewbacca.

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  9. Satan personally took Iktomi to hell.

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  10. I survived a Meldrum attack.

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  11. Meldrum made wee weed in his shorts on Monsterwuest

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  12. Meldrum is a very devout Moron. Joseph Smith the founder of Moronism had a vision in which he saw the Angel Moroni, Jesus and God. Intersting to me is that Smith's description of Moronii is what today we would call an Alien Gray. They believe they are destined to be Gods and live on another planet. LDS. members wear garments to prevent casual sex and are not allowed to drink hot coffee but they can drink red bull. Coffee as many know is a gateway drug to cocaine, mepredone and methamphetamine. Also Jesus preached to the Dine of North America. In the 1970s blackscwere allowed to join the church. They believe bigfoot is Cain.

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    1. Hahahahaha - this is their "scientific" champion.

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    2. https://www.scientificexploration.org/docs/18/jse_18_1_meldrum.pdf

      https://www.scientificexploration.org/docs/30/jse_30_3_Meldrum.pdf




      There’s his science. Be a big boy and challenge that... not the religion he was born into. Because in comparison to you, he doesn’t publish child rape threats, homophobia or vile misogyny. I wonder what Meldrum would have to say about you?

      Oh that’s right, you’re a nobody. He wouldn’t care about you.

      : )

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  13. If you don't want to be attacked by BF hang around Fraud.Not only will you never be attacked you won't even see one.

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  14. Mr. Fraud Grandstanding is one of the three most hated so researchers in the BF community after Scat Hansen and Jerry Whine.

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