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Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Is "finding bigfoot" gone because there is nothing to find?
ReplyDelete- that seems to be a reality.
I don’t think you have much of a grasp on reality, eh old boy? Just because you couldn’t the find anything when you tried your hand at research... doesn’t mean nobody else hasn’t.
DeletePro tip... get off the road. And don’t go tree knocking and screaming like Finding Bigfoot.
stuey :
DeletePro tip #86
Smoking crack and meth are bad for your teeth
naughty lad
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Joe
I guess we can throw out the thousands of accounts of bigfoot supposedly responding to knocks and calls.
DeleteThanks ikdummy for helping to debunk bigfoot!
Ha ha ha!
You’re right Stuey. One day the moron is ballyhooing how amazing it is that there are thousands of bigfoot witnesses and now today he is crapping all over them by attacking something witnesses routinely report: tree knocks and yells.
DeleteIt should tell you that the dolt actually doesn’t even care about bigfoot. He’ll make different and contradictory arguments from one day to the next without any regard for overall consistency. It’s pretty much the same thing with all footers.
^ Hi stuey, do you not have nascar to occupy your feeble mind today ? oh boo hoo you sorry sot
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Joe
Fake Joe, it’s unlikely that you’ll be able to prove anything about bigfoot if you waste your life posting stupid personal insults on blogs. But I suppose role playing a false persona online might help you forget your miserable existence? Ha ha ha!
DeleteOh PS, I wouldn’t throw anything of the sort out. It’s just that if you want to sneak up on a Bigfoot, tree knocks and screaming ain’t gonna work. It’s ok, don’t feel stupid because you watched too much Finding Bigfoot and thought you could bag a body with your pee shooter. You should have listened to my advice years ago.
Delete“Role playing a false persona”... haven’t you spent half your retired time watching every YouTube channel devoted to this subject... and then the other half pretending to be sceptical of them all?
Poor stuey, the life of a failed researcher has taken a toll on the poor bean.
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Joe
According to Netflix a new series is already being filmed with the beloved "Finding Bigfoot" cast. Moneymaker. Bobo, the Duke and Cliff will be back in a new show called "Finding Poop". The foursome will search for poop in various poopy hotspots. Cliff says he is searching for the "holy trail" of poop, the white powdery truss that are seen every 10-12 years. Hoaxer Todd Standing has already been secretly taped pooping in a park in Burnaby. Renee admits to having a poo fetish and Moneymaker shares her optimism. "Poop, poop everywhere poop. My kingdom for some poop". Bobo reveals his weight loss trick to the audience by admitting he's eaten nothing but feces for 9 months. " Its the rage in Hollywood" says Bobo. " Seacrest and Brian (Glazier) turned me onto it he says in this weeks Variety.
ReplyDeleteFinding Excrement is a new show where resident lesbo Renee identifies various animal sign and scat. Rotten Tomatoes ranks it as 5 shots. A perfect score.
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