Bigfoot expert and authority on Mountain Giants Mr. Puke Sullivan has recently announced that he and Reknown cryptid hoaxer Ms. Khat Hansen have tied the knot! The couple released a joint statement which reads in part " Sure she's a hoaxer but I've been known to exaggerate the truth too. Our beloved President has told over 8000 lies so what's the big deal?". The happy couple will be living in New York so Ms. Hansen can continue her U. N. work. ( For details refer to her LinkedIn page). Since Ms. Hansen is too old to have children the couple plans to habituate a young bigfoot or dogman. Over the moon Sullivan laments " She's all woman but its hard to share our bed with Ki'ho'sa and Brattis". The couple is planning on shaving Brattis and enrilliing him in public school. Delighted Godpaents are Rictor, Joey from "Friends", and disgraced announcer Marc Alpert. ����
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Bigfoot expert and authority on Mountain Giants Mr. Puke Sullivan has recently announced that he and Reknown cryptid hoaxer Ms. Khat Hansen have tied the knot! The couple released a joint statement which reads in part " Sure she's a hoaxer but I've been known to exaggerate the truth too. Our beloved President has told over 8000 lies so what's the big deal?". The happy couple will be living in New York so Ms. Hansen can continue her U. N. work. ( For details refer to her LinkedIn page). Since Ms. Hansen is too old to have children the couple plans to habituate a young bigfoot or dogman. Over the moon Sullivan laments " She's all woman but its hard to share our bed with Ki'ho'sa and Brattis". The couple is planning on shaving Brattis and enrilliing him in public school. Delighted Godpaents are Rictor, Joey from "Friends", and disgraced announcer Marc Alpert. ����
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ReplyDeleteBig "Fat Tony.
Congatularions you two!
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Steve Kulls
Hey you two lovebirds!!!
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Thoman Steenburgen
This clip looks like hoaxed BS.
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