Discovering Bigfoot with Todd Standing

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Todd Standing of Sylvanic Bigfoot shares some of his insight into the creature known as sasquatch. Todd has dedicated his life to this subject.

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  1. Todd StandingFriday, March 15, 2019 at 6:44:00 PM PDT

    Unbeknownst to the layman a sasquatch actually has very dainty feet and small hands, the rugged unshaven facial features make for quite the fetching individual. It is also a surprising fact that the males are all circumcised however I feel this is for hygienic rather than religious reasons. The scrotum actually hangs down to the knees on both the Male and female of the species. The hair is actually just pubic hairs that have grown out over the whole body due to lack of grooming. The awful stench of these creatures is due to the lack of proper toilet facilities and the fact that they urinate and defecate while in the standing position. They do this while they or still or moving. They are fond of eating deer scat because it is round and bite size and readily available. They shun clothing due to the whole urine and defecation thing . They have their own language consisting of grunts, flatulence and belching, to hear them singing is disturbing and beautiful. They yell and bang on trees for no apparent reason at all due to limited mental capacity, they are also psychic and smart. If you were to shoot one in the forest and kill it the others would surround you and belch and fart for you to put them out of their miserable existence. What fascinating creatures, buy my movie.

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  2. TeraSaturday, March 16, 2019 at 12:54:00 AM PDT

    Fuck Todd "The Fraud" Standing.

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  3. mikaugoSaturday, March 16, 2019 at 3:48:00 AM PDT

    Even his beard looks fake!

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