Saturday, June 2, 2018

Witnesses Watch Bigfoot Walk Down The Road


Some late night employees in Colorado see a large, hairy creature walking down the middle of the street. Not your typical bigfoot sighting.

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  1. Very compelling evidence. This is irrefutable. Why hasn't this received more mainstream media coverage?

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    1. That's nothing I seen TWO of them in my backyard. I have a friend who will confirm it. What? You doubt my word? You think I'm making this up? How...how DARE you! Well - PROVE ME WRONG!

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  2. Good thing they were closed for the night.

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    1. My arse hole is not closed on any nights !
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. ^ no - but it is stoppered up with thick dick

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  3. Questioning the veracity of eyewitnesses is absurd. Please allow me to sum up the situation with a classic movie title from the 1960's starring Brian Keith; "With six you get egg roll". You will find that this answers literally every question from "What is sasquatch" to the very meaning of life.
    Memorize this, don't forget and realize that it can also be used in spiritual warfare. An example recently came to light in Greenville S.C. when a well known researcher found himself surrounded by a troop of aggressive bigfoot. The man simply ordered them to stop with the aforementioned statement
    Remeber; WITH SIX YOU GET EGGROLL! has power that transcends time and place. A word of caution DO NOT uttervthos command lightly nor try it on a human as the results are catastrophic and irreversible. Thanks and remember with great power comes great responsibility.

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  4. Confuscius say to make egg roll. Push it!

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