That's nothing I seen TWO of them in my backyard. I have a friend who will confirm it. What? You doubt my word? You think I'm making this up? How...how DARE you! Well - PROVE ME WRONG!
Questioning the veracity of eyewitnesses is absurd. Please allow me to sum up the situation with a classic movie title from the 1960's starring Brian Keith; "With six you get egg roll". You will find that this answers literally every question from "What is sasquatch" to the very meaning of life. Memorize this, don't forget and realize that it can also be used in spiritual warfare. An example recently came to light in Greenville S.C. when a well known researcher found himself surrounded by a troop of aggressive bigfoot. The man simply ordered them to stop with the aforementioned statement Remeber; WITH SIX YOU GET EGGROLL! has power that transcends time and place. A word of caution DO NOT uttervthos command lightly nor try it on a human as the results are catastrophic and irreversible. Thanks and remember with great power comes great responsibility.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Very compelling evidence. This is irrefutable. Why hasn't this received more mainstream media coverage?
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing I seen TWO of them in my backyard. I have a friend who will confirm it. What? You doubt my word? You think I'm making this up? How...how DARE you! Well - PROVE ME WRONG!
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DeleteGood thing they were closed for the night.
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^ no - but it is stoppered up with thick dick
DeleteQuestioning the veracity of eyewitnesses is absurd. Please allow me to sum up the situation with a classic movie title from the 1960's starring Brian Keith; "With six you get egg roll". You will find that this answers literally every question from "What is sasquatch" to the very meaning of life.
ReplyDeleteMemorize this, don't forget and realize that it can also be used in spiritual warfare. An example recently came to light in Greenville S.C. when a well known researcher found himself surrounded by a troop of aggressive bigfoot. The man simply ordered them to stop with the aforementioned statement
Remeber; WITH SIX YOU GET EGGROLL! has power that transcends time and place. A word of caution DO NOT uttervthos command lightly nor try it on a human as the results are catastrophic and irreversible. Thanks and remember with great power comes great responsibility.
Confuscius say to make egg roll. Push it!
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