Witness Sees Bigfoot With Tools and Fire!

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A hiker in Minnesota witnesses a white bigfoot using tools and fire. It's long been debated if bigfoot uses tools and fire, and this is one of the few reports that talks about it.

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  1. AnonymousFriday, June 22, 2018 at 6:30:00 AM PDT

    Oh yes I do so enjoy a fat throbbing "tool" that can fire right up and IN all the way,

    Joe

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  2. AnonymousFriday, June 22, 2018 at 12:36:00 PM PDT

    The intruder was probably looking for the salt and pepper, since he had everything else. I have seen a repurposed water barrel that was owned by a water district, having been moved a couple of miles away from the rest of the barrels, and repurposed to use as a rain barrel, at a site where no campfire existed.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, June 23, 2018 at 6:23:00 PM PDT

      I saw a similar creature hideously ugly playing with matches. After a thorough investigation which includes various alphabet agencies, including Todd Disotel mapping the genome, it was discovered to be Tim Fasano.

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