Bigfoot Gets Caught Outside Of Tent
During a family camping trip a young camper wakes up in the middle of the night to find a bigfoot creature standing over the tent.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
On further investigation it was determined that the creature was Tim Fasano.
ReplyDeleteTim Fasano rescued 30 babies from a fire. He is a real American hero. He also won the triple crown and is this years NBA MVP. What a legend! He has been caught jerking off outside of tents but that's a different story. Love you Tim
DeleteJoe is a cocksucker of repute...a glory hole champion and the stains on his t-shirt to prove it.
Deletehaha haha haha
Tim drives a Crown Vic, a man's car because he's a man's man
Delete@1:43, how nice of you to put down your mountain dew and let your sausage fingers slap out that comment .
DeleteYou sir, are a nasty excuse for a humanoid with any critical thinking which sadly you lack woefully
But cheers and carry mate
Joe
You sir may slap me with your sausage, cheers, cheers, mate with me
DeleteJoe
^ regularly "slapped" with thick throbbing sausage
DeleteTim is recognized as a God in the cryptid world. In the rough trade gay scene he's recognized as a deformed bear with downs syndrome.
ReplyDeleteTim discovered the elusive "God " particle. Or in Astronomy groups "That Godamned particle. Tim also could beat up that electronic voicéd idiot in the wheelchair: Steven Hawkin if he wasn't dead. Apparently Tim challenged him to a dust up where upon Hawking conviently died.
ReplyDeleteSeveral years ago acting on a credible tip on Easter, Tim was alerted to the fact that a familybtroop of sasquatch were raiding chicken eggs near D.C. After analyzing the compelling photos it was determined the "Bigfoot Family" were in fact the Obamas hosting an Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn.Quite understable that Tim mistook them for bipedal apes.
ReplyDeleteTim Tim he ain't slim
ReplyDeleteAnd he likes to sing a hymn
Fasano Fasano play the piano
Play the scale
As I barf in a pail.