Tim Fasano rescued 30 babies from a fire. He is a real American hero. He also won the triple crown and is this years NBA MVP. What a legend! He has been caught jerking off outside of tents but that's a different story. Love you Tim
@1:43, how nice of you to put down your mountain dew and let your sausage fingers slap out that comment . You sir, are a nasty excuse for a humanoid with any critical thinking which sadly you lack woefully But cheers and carry mate
Tim discovered the elusive "God " particle. Or in Astronomy groups "That Godamned particle. Tim also could beat up that electronic voicéd idiot in the wheelchair: Steven Hawkin if he wasn't dead. Apparently Tim challenged him to a dust up where upon Hawking conviently died.
Several years ago acting on a credible tip on Easter, Tim was alerted to the fact that a familybtroop of sasquatch were raiding chicken eggs near D.C. After analyzing the compelling photos it was determined the "Bigfoot Family" were in fact the Obamas hosting an Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn.Quite understable that Tim mistook them for bipedal apes.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
On further investigation it was determined that the creature was Tim Fasano.
ReplyDeleteTim Fasano rescued 30 babies from a fire. He is a real American hero. He also won the triple crown and is this years NBA MVP. What a legend! He has been caught jerking off outside of tents but that's a different story. Love you Tim
DeleteJoe is a cocksucker of repute...a glory hole champion and the stains on his t-shirt to prove it.
Deletehaha haha haha
Tim drives a Crown Vic, a man's car because he's a man's man
Delete@1:43, how nice of you to put down your mountain dew and let your sausage fingers slap out that comment .
DeleteYou sir, are a nasty excuse for a humanoid with any critical thinking which sadly you lack woefully
But cheers and carry mate
Joe
You sir may slap me with your sausage, cheers, cheers, mate with me
DeleteJoe
^ regularly "slapped" with thick throbbing sausage
DeleteTim is recognized as a God in the cryptid world. In the rough trade gay scene he's recognized as a deformed bear with downs syndrome.
ReplyDeleteTim discovered the elusive "God " particle. Or in Astronomy groups "That Godamned particle. Tim also could beat up that electronic voicéd idiot in the wheelchair: Steven Hawkin if he wasn't dead. Apparently Tim challenged him to a dust up where upon Hawking conviently died.
ReplyDeleteSeveral years ago acting on a credible tip on Easter, Tim was alerted to the fact that a familybtroop of sasquatch were raiding chicken eggs near D.C. After analyzing the compelling photos it was determined the "Bigfoot Family" were in fact the Obamas hosting an Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn.Quite understable that Tim mistook them for bipedal apes.
ReplyDeleteTim Tim he ain't slim
ReplyDeleteAnd he likes to sing a hymn
Fasano Fasano play the piano
Play the scale
As I barf in a pail.