Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Bigfoot Gets Caught Outside Of Tent


During a family camping trip a young camper wakes up in the middle of the night to find a bigfoot creature standing over the tent.

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  1. On further investigation it was determined that the creature was Tim Fasano.

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    1. Tim Fasano rescued 30 babies from a fire. He is a real American hero. He also won the triple crown and is this years NBA MVP. What a legend! He has been caught jerking off outside of tents but that's a different story. Love you Tim

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    2. Joe is a cocksucker of repute...a glory hole champion and the stains on his t-shirt to prove it.

      haha haha haha

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    3. Tim drives a Crown Vic, a man's car because he's a man's man

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    4. @1:43, how nice of you to put down your mountain dew and let your sausage fingers slap out that comment .
      You sir, are a nasty excuse for a humanoid with any critical thinking which sadly you lack woefully
      But cheers and carry mate

      Joe

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    5. You sir may slap me with your sausage, cheers, cheers, mate with me
      Joe

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    6. ^ regularly "slapped" with thick throbbing sausage

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  2. Tim is recognized as a God in the cryptid world. In the rough trade gay scene he's recognized as a deformed bear with downs syndrome.

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  3. Tim discovered the elusive "God " particle. Or in Astronomy groups "That Godamned particle. Tim also could beat up that electronic voicéd idiot in the wheelchair: Steven Hawkin if he wasn't dead. Apparently Tim challenged him to a dust up where upon Hawking conviently died.

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  4. Several years ago acting on a credible tip on Easter, Tim was alerted to the fact that a familybtroop of sasquatch were raiding chicken eggs near D.C. After analyzing the compelling photos it was determined the "Bigfoot Family" were in fact the Obamas hosting an Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn.Quite understable that Tim mistook them for bipedal apes.

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  5. Tim Tim he ain't slim
    And he likes to sing a hymn
    Fasano Fasano play the piano
    Play the scale
    As I barf in a pail.

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