MattSquatch Presents gives us an update on a strange wolf-like creature that was shot by a rancher. Even the animal experts can't figure out what this creature is.
^ The only blokes fake Joe ever meets are his fellow drunkards at the trailer park he wakes up next to after a night of getting filled with moonshine and corn dogs. Such a pitiful wanker he is carry on and cheers
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
The DNA test results should be interesting.
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Joe
D n`A means drugs n` alcohol to Joe
DeleteNo it doesn't. Joe thinks it means dic_k n ass. That is why he is so interested.
DeleteAnd just what does my sexual preference for sexy blokes have to do with this subject ?
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Joe
^ The only blokes fake Joe ever meets are his fellow drunkards at the trailer park he wakes up next to after a night of getting filled with moonshine and corn dogs. Such a pitiful wanker he is
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Joe
^ are you cupping your balls as you type?
DeleteCBS News was reporting that DNA tests have confirmed that it's a wolf/shit-a-poo mix.
ReplyDeleteHey mate , would you fancy shagging my sh*t-a-poo ?
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Joe
Coyotes back east have found to have some wolf DNA.
ReplyDeleteDue to the markings it looks like a wolf-German shepherd cross. Just have to wait and see.
Right-o mate , I totally agree , my arse hole is quivering with anticipation !
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Joe
Thanks for the update
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