Thursday, April 26, 2018

Bigfoot Stalk Military Units


From Sasquatch Central: 

"What I am about to tell you may come as both a shock and truly unbelievable. For obvious reasons no names, nor branch of services involved, will be mentioned here. That is for the protection of those who were there and their families. I will how ever go in to great detail describing exactly what happened..."

14 comments:

  1. yeah ,shure t`ing.

    aaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  2. They like getting "stalked" in the military,don`t they?

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    1. You mock all those that have fallen in service to their country?

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    2. I wipe my ass with flags from their coffins.

      F--K the US military and the warrior class. They are nothing special and tend to be criminals after service.

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    3. Agreed, 99% of them are unqualified for any real job and the military is esssntially one big government welfare program for losers who need to be ordered around by a drill seargent.

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    4. ^ Yes,I love a commanding and masculine he-man type "drilling" into my asshole - it`s all about "service" for the nation.

      Joe

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  3. Yo G units, deez biggies be stalkin all kinds of n_iggaz yo. Gotta keepz yo headz on da swivel G. Biggie be clownin deez foolz. Know what I'm sayin?

    Wombat

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  4. Sounds a bit of a tall tale.

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  5. No Sgt. Major would "EVER" risk his career for BS like this.

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  6. Who would be crazy enough to disclose their rank if true.

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    1. I’d fancy it if one of those cute blokes in uniform disclosed his “rank” to me ! Tiddly doo !
      cheers

      Joe

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