Swamp Dweller on youtube presents a collection of true and terrifying stories about camping in the deep woods. You never know what you'll find when you're isolated from the rest of the world.
More TRUE terrifying stories from Swamp Dweller! I will never go camping again thanks to Swamp Dweller who has now alerted me of it's perils. He's amazing coming out with all these stories. There are so many you could almost think he's making them up but they are TRUE!
I've got a tenner riding that says mad dog dingo has never been in the woods. He's just another of the mindless drolls the skeptical sites send over here to troll us all. A boorish man child I am sure of it cheers
Right - o Iktomi dingo is one of Stuey’s fake names to troll us . By the way Iktomi would you fancy visiting my “woods.” Tee hee hee, bob’s your uncle !
Dr Squatch, also known as the number one and leading Bigfoot, Dogman and Cryptid researcher, is the best researcher by far. All the other researchers are unable to get real evidence. The smart doctor has devised a method that allows him to record this entities and get evidence every time he goes out. And unlike Patterson, he has never been proved of hoaxing anything. Funny enough tho, as fake as Patty was, The Doctor found a real creature in the film.
^ obvious this is either DS or one of his lunatic concubines posting this laughable rubbish real creature my arse ! More like delusional role playing researcher - put that on your business cards Bruce, haha ! Cheers
Stuey likes egging him on. He thinks he aggravates people around here, and since Stuey is a pathological pervert, he gets off on anything of the sort. I could easily publish the rage comments that he aimed at Bruce, but they were pretty vile... even for Bruce.
Two hands and a pair of tweezers. I've been gone a while, catching up on Stueys @zz beating for the day. Iktomi you've got me laughing again! :) So enjoyable.
Oh confused Stu, I love men. I think they are fabulous, I have great respect for a real man. The world is full of them. You are not one. Shove off now Stwartz, I can see its been a rough day for ya.
Stuey hates women. He’s likely been treated poorly, shunned and rejected by women most his life. And now with the new feminist movement, he hates women even more. Just like he claims everyone who isn’t racist is a Marxist, everyone who’s a woman must be a feminist... and all are against “free speech” which he twists to fit his antisocial behaviour, that nobody under any political affiliation (except for the alt-right) would partake in.
There is no context for “strawman” here, you fool. You stumbling into another obvious face fall isn’t my strawman. Learn to cope with your anger issues... you wouldn’t have sudden rushes of blood that trip yourself up.
I love the way Stuey gets Iktomi all upset and makes Iktomi come running and dance all because of homeless negros foraging for malt liquor cans to drink the dregs from in the woods
I’ve got comment sections in my little dossier where I’ve caught you out on innumerable little Freudian slips. Claiming I don’t understand a concept after I’ve used it to make you look silly is cringey.
And when you’ve quite finished talking to yourself... loon.
No one wastes their time on meaningless minutia like you, Joelene.
Joelene goes to a store that's closed in the middle of the night and tirelessly gathers evidence that they're still open, never understanding the premise that they're closed. Joelene is the most confused, therefore endlessly entertaining individual on the internet with her links, quotes, dossiers, etc... all adding up to nothing.
I'm just stunned that ikdummy/Joelene knows what an analogy is. There's hope. I guess the psychology terms are the ones that trip her up the most.
On Bigfoot Evidence, the bigfoot role-players are down to mostly ikdummy aka Joe F1tzgerald, miserable mess Chick, and pretend-UK Joe. Mainly 3 on here now.
I’ve given you too many free psychological evaluations to count. It’s one of the reasons you’re so driven... some people just don’t like their skeletons being exposed. And your behaviour has always said far more than what those sausage fingers ever typed.
So the role-playing community has downsized to just 3?!! We’re going backwards now... we’ll never get to 100 at this rate.
I did not try to buy clothes at a store in the middle of the night! Where is your link to me saying this? Quote? What is an analogy? I'll need a Phd to peer-review my tracks leading to Walmart.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
More TRUE terrifying stories from Swamp Dweller! I will never go camping again thanks to Swamp Dweller who has now alerted me of it's perils. He's amazing coming out with all these stories. There are so many you could almost think he's making them up but they are TRUE!
ReplyDeleteI've got a tenner riding that says mad dog dingo has never been in the woods.
ReplyDeleteHe's just another of the mindless drolls the skeptical sites send over here to troll us all.
A boorish man child I am sure of it
cheers
Joe
Joe
Thanks for your stupid opinion Jo Jo.
DeleteDingo
I would 100% second that.
DeleteHe’s never been in the woods of the US.
Delete^ Don`t pretend you have.
DeleteRight - o Iktomi dingo is one of Stuey’s fake names to troll us . By the way Iktomi would you fancy visiting my “woods.” Tee hee hee, bob’s your uncle !
DeleteJoe
ikky sucks fishy smell c0ck
DeleteDr Squatch, also known as the number one and leading Bigfoot, Dogman and Cryptid researcher, is the best researcher by far. All the other researchers are unable to get real evidence. The smart doctor has devised a method that allows him to record this entities and get evidence every time he goes out. And unlike Patterson, he has never been proved of hoaxing anything. Funny enough tho, as fake as Patty was, The Doctor found a real creature in the film.
ReplyDelete^ obvious this is either DS or one of his lunatic concubines posting this laughable rubbish
Deletereal creature my arse !
More like delusional role playing researcher - put that on your business cards Bruce, haha !
Cheers
Joe
Stuey likes egging him on. He thinks he aggravates people around here, and since Stuey is a pathological pervert, he gets off on anything of the sort. I could easily publish the rage comments that he aimed at Bruce, but they were pretty vile... even for Bruce.
Delete^ I don’t know ikdummy, you seem awfully aggravated about it! Ha ha ha!
DeleteGot your hands down your shorts again?
DeleteTwo hands and a pair of tweezers. I've been gone a while, catching up on Stueys @zz beating for the day. Iktomi you've got me laughing again! :) So enjoyable.
DeleteHello Chick!!
DeleteSick Chick always rears her ugly head for sexist anti-male comments.
DeleteOh confused Stu, I love men. I think they are fabulous, I have great respect for a real man. The world is full of them. You are not one. Shove off now Stwartz, I can see its been a rough day for ya.
DeleteOh confused "Chick" you are far from a real woman. Based on your own posts, you're an unhealthy burden and you know it.
DeleteStuey hates women. He’s likely been treated poorly, shunned and rejected by women most his life. And now with the new feminist movement, he hates women even more. Just like he claims everyone who isn’t racist is a Marxist, everyone who’s a woman must be a feminist... and all are against “free speech” which he twists to fit his antisocial behaviour, that nobody under any political affiliation (except for the alt-right) would partake in.
Delete^Strawman. You process information in a bizarre way.
DeleteUK government, Joe F1tzgerald secretly listens to Tommy Robinson. ALERT! ALERT! (Joe hides under his desk in his "free" country.)
(Cringe)
DeleteThere is no context for “strawman” here, you fool. You stumbling into another obvious face fall isn’t my strawman. Learn to cope with your anger issues... you wouldn’t have sudden rushes of blood that trip yourself up.
You just make up false positions that were never advanced by anyone and then argue against them.
DeleteIs this like when you couldn't understand that a Freudian slip required a slip?
I love the way Stuey gets Iktomi all upset and makes Iktomi come running and dance all because of homeless negros foraging for malt liquor cans to drink the dregs from in the woods
DeleteOh dear Stuey...
DeleteI’ve got comment sections in my little dossier where I’ve caught you out on innumerable little Freudian slips. Claiming I don’t understand a concept after I’ve used it to make you look silly is cringey.
And when you’ve quite finished talking to yourself... loon.
Because all anons are the same. We get it, you bigfoot believing clown.
DeleteWhy don’t you quote me, Einstein?
DeleteAnd I have evidence to be convinced by... There is no need for mere belief.
Role-playing empires; not so much.
No one wastes their time on meaningless minutia like you, Joelene.
DeleteJoelene goes to a store that's closed in the middle of the night and tirelessly gathers evidence that they're still open, never understanding the premise that they're closed. Joelene is the most confused, therefore endlessly entertaining individual on the internet with her links, quotes, dossiers, etc... all adding up to nothing.
So no quote... am I surprised?
DeleteYour effort at an analogy didn’t make sense, and the only nothing is between those ears of yours.
Hurry up and gimme some role-playing figures. Your world audience has been waiting a week.
I'm just stunned that ikdummy/Joelene knows what an analogy is. There's hope. I guess the psychology terms are the ones that trip her up the most.
DeleteOn Bigfoot Evidence, the bigfoot role-players are down to mostly ikdummy aka Joe F1tzgerald, miserable mess Chick, and pretend-UK Joe. Mainly 3 on here now.
I’ve given you too many free psychological evaluations to count. It’s one of the reasons you’re so driven... some people just don’t like their skeletons being exposed. And your behaviour has always said far more than what those sausage fingers ever typed.
DeleteSo the role-playing community has downsized to just 3?!! We’re going backwards now... we’ll never get to 100 at this rate.
I did not try to buy clothes at a store in the middle of the night! Where is your link to me saying this? Quote? What is an analogy? I'll need a Phd to peer-review my tracks leading to Walmart.
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