There's something in the woods nearby. A man records as he gets close to some creature making a creepy vocalization in the woods. It almost sounds mournful.
"Can't get to close to something that isnt real yo" Hey Dingo, do you know that's exactly what women say when you try to show them your bellend ! ahahaha Cheers
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
Can't get to close to something that isnt real yo. Keepz it realz and stop clowning dogg. Word to yo momz. Know what I'm sayin?
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Bigfoot is real, because too many people have seen it, and it leaves physical sign that is reliable enough to peer review.
Delete"Can't get to close to something that isnt real yo" Hey Dingo, do you know that's exactly what women say when you try to show them your bellend !
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Joe
Elk.
ReplyDeleteObviously, it is an OWL.
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