It Happened in a State Park
Check out these crazy stories from strange and scary encounters in state parks around the U.S. You never know what you're going to find when you aren't looking.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Oh Yes,it happened in the park...while we were in the bushes and hidden from view...it is our secret.
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AnonymousMonday, March 3, 2014 at 3:34:00 AM PST
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Bigfoot follows the exact path of all the classic woo topics to the letter.
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DeleteMisidentifications seem to be the overwhelming majority of bigfoot reports.
How many role-players left?
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IktomiTuesday, February 20, 2018 at 11:16:00 AM PST
DeleteMisidentifications seem to be the totality of bigfoot reports in the UK.
How many role-players left?
There seems to be only Iktomi and Chick left. How many is that?
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There is as of yet, no physical evidence for the existence “Bigfoot” in the UK. More sightings of Bigfoot occur in two years in the US than have ever been reported in the UK. I have spoken to people in the UK at length about their sightings and they are clearly not making anything up and are not misunderstood about what they’ve allegedly seen. However, it is not scientifically prudent to endorse the existence of a large bipedal primate without so much as one single example of track impression to reference. If there was no physical evidence for the existence of such hominins in the US, then I wouldn’t be justified in asserting they are there.
DeleteSince you have shaved that number of role-players to an overwhelming MINORITY... I’m curious to know how little an amount of people it would take to maintain such a community? Bearing in mind, when you were originally asked to apply a moment’s worth of logical thinking to your role-playing theories, you couldn’t provide one single coherent, logical answer. This is because you know damn straight that if you estimate too low, your “multi-million dollar Bigfoot” fantasy doesn’t stack up... and if you estimate too high then it’s a laughablely illogical amount of people running around the wilderness of the US. Being teased about that face fall made you dodge every attempt to extract such a basic estimation out of you over the course of two days. This is because you have no confidence whatsoever in an assertion you’ve made sometimes multiple times a day for every day of your life for the past few years.
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