Tuesday, June 6, 2017

The Cumberland Creature


Bigfoot creatures have been seen in the Cumberland, Wisconsin area for decades. Some people even report seeing the creatures all the time.

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  1. Yep. That chick does look pretty rough. I guess she qualifies as a creature. However, nothing a few six-packs can't cure.

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    1. Cumberland locals call the slash between Autumn's legs the Cumberland Gap.

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    2. Sheee your out in the woods gal tells youu its on you best drop trow and deliver by a country mile fore a squasher gets yur scent. I remember fall o' 08 when a pretty bisket said she wanted crackin, hell i was over tyhat damn like a four leaf clover in a windjam, hell haints , id turn ur sister if theres a 20 in it.

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    3. I wonder if Matt Monkeyspanker tapped that?

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    4. You will need more than a six-pack haints. That episode ran back in October of 2003 and I guarantee she doesn't look any better. Add to the fact that she's crazy doesn't exactly make that an attractive prospect. Let Moneymaker have her.

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    5. is the Cumberland cweachure real ?

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  2. The sasquatch population in Wisconsin is very low, perhaps ten or less that migrate throughout the state.

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    1. How may dogmen are there in Wisconsin?

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  3. Not near enough to satisfy all the dogwomen.

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    1. Heyoooo! I heard that. Dogwomen be demandin and sh1t asking for dog d1ck i be like damn b1tch yo dog azz aint up fo my damn flimmy it sho not be dog azz cuz she be like shhiiiidammmmmmm!!!! Am i right brother haints?

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